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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Eric's Hot Cousin (S04E04)

"Hyde, can I get the number of your guy?"
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"I don't have a "guy," dumb-ass."
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"This righteous moss is a gift from God."
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"God gave me a perm, too, but he hit me below the belt."
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"What are you doing, Forman?"
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"My stupid Cousin Penny from Florida is coming this weekend..."
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"so my mom's making me clean the basement."
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"And I'm done."
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"- Penny? - God, she was always such a tattletale."
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""Eric's stealing cookies." "Eric's playing with fire.""
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""Eric's touching himself.""
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"Yeah, but Eric got her back."
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"He hit her with the old Ben Gay on the toothbrush..."
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"and the over-the-shoulder wedgie..."
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"and the butt-face gas attack."
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"- Butt-face gas attack? - I'll show you later."
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"Thank you."
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"My favorite was when you trapped her in the revolving door at the library and kept spinning her."
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"Yeah, she ralphed..."
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"and then she had to keep walking through the puddle."
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"'Cause it's a revolving door."
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"It spins in circles."
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"That's its nature. It just..."
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"Penny, I know your last trip here I was kind of a jerk, and..."
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"Oh, God, Eric! That was so long ago."
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"Plus, I can't stay mad at you. You're too cute."
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"- Hey, guys, what's up? - Oh, hey, you remember my Cousin Penny?"
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"Hey, Penny. I didn't recognize you without Eric's butt in your face."
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"So, you guys ready for the movies? You can come too."
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"I guess."
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"Thanks, but this Wisconsin air is so dry..."
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"I really should go inside and moisturize before I lose my tan."
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"I have lotion."
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"I think the best plan is for all of us to go to the movies..."
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"except for me and Penny, who will stay here and moisturize each other."
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"- Michael! - I'll just do, like, a leg or something."
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"Fine!"
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"Come on. Let me show you to your room."
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"- Michael! - I'm gettin' Kool-Aid!"
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"Damn!"
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"What losers! Did you see them checking her out?"
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"- Okay, she's not that hot. - I never liked her."
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"You know, once when we were little she bit me, so I bit her back."
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"And then she said, "Truce," so I said, "Okay.""
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"And then she bit me again."
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"Whore."
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"Slut."
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"- No, her. - Oh, yeah."
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"Whore."
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"Yeah, we'll show Penny with our new sunlamp tans."
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"How dare she come into our town and try to "out-hot" us."
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"Well, she can't just show up all hot, shaking her butt around our guys."
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"If our guys are gonna fantasize about moisturizing anybody, it should be us."
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"Right. But we're not gonna let them do that, are we?"
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"Let's just hope it doesn't come to that."
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"Have you seen that little stray cat that's been hanging around our house?"
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"Oh, yeah, I met him this morning."
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"Then he met the hose."
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"Kitty, we don't need more things hanging around our house."
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"We already have Steven and Kelso..."
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"and "foreign kid.""
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"Yeah, but they're always busy."
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"Maybe I should get my own cat. I'm not working. I'm home all day."
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"Here's my problem with cats."
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"Best-case scenario: You get the smartest cat in the world. He still craps in your house."
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"Well, it's just, it would be nice to have something to take care of."
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"I'll tell you what, Kitty."
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"Instead of getting a cat, why don't we all just stop flushing?"
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"It's the same thing!"
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"Guys, I'm getting some weirdness from Cousin Penny."
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"Earlier, she gave me a hug, but this wasn't a cousin hug."
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"Our middles touched."
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"And not just for a second. She pressed."
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"I've heard of "kissing cousins." But have you ever heard of "doin' it cousins"?"
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"'Cause that's what I think Forman should be shooting for here."
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"Kelso, I appreciate the advice, but your solution to every problem is "do it with her.""
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"Well, it worked with my old science teacher."
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"C-minus!"
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"Well, unfortunately, Penny is my cousin."
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"That'd be like looking at my mom and thinking, "Hey, baby, how"... I'm just gonna stop right there."
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"I've thought that about your mom, but I didn't stop right there."
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"Surprise!"
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"This oughta keep you company during the week."
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"Roy's Pet Store? Red, you got me a cat!"
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"Well, it's like a cat."
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"A fish?"
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"Red, it's a fish."
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"See? It's like a cat."
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"- They're both pets. - No, they're not."
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"Pets are called "pets" because you pet them."
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"How do I pet this thing?"
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"Well, you just reach in and corner it and give it a rub."
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"That's the thing about fish: They just love the feel of the human hand."
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"Jackie! Jackie, wake up."
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"Oh, my God. Donna, you're totally burned."
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"Really?"
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"What have you done to me?"
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"Did you call me "stupid"?"
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"- Ow! - Ow!"
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"- Lobster face! - Ow!"
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"Little Red Riding Bitch!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Okay! Now, okay, let's just call a truce."
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"Fine."
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"- Ow! - Ow!"
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"Ow!"
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"Don't look at me. Mrs. Paul killed these."
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"Here."
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"So..."
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"must get pretty boring living in a fishbowl, huh?"
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"Gets pretty boring around here too."
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"It felt so good to be needed."
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"You know, like... like part of a team?"
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"You know, people really depended on me, which I kind of miss."
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"Are you sure it's okay for me to do my yoga in here?"
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"Do Aunt Kitty and Uncle Red allow girls in your room?"
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"Well, you're my cousin, so you don't even really count as a girl."
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"You're like a rock."
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"A moving, talking, extremely limber rock."
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"Ooh, that's nice."
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