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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - A Yearbook to Disremember/Trust Me, I'm a Nurse (S01E01)

"but I just-- - $1 million dollars?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"That's fantastic. - Yeah, it's a good number,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"but I was looking forward to sliding it over."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"That seems to be the fun part."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- $1 million dollars? [laughing]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- That's what he said. He said a million."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, Tom, baby. We are new people now."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I'm definitely getting one of those suits you put on"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"so you can jump off of high things and fly."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, like a bungee cord? - No, I'm talking about"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"a thing that looks like a flying squirrel, a wingsuit."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You know what I'm gonna buy? - What?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I'm gonna buy a backpack."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- No need. I already pulled you"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"out of school. - I'm out?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Yeah. Rich kids don't go to school."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I think they go to school, but hey,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"you're the mom here, right?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Hola, señoritas and señoritos."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Welcome to Papitos."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, my God. Coach, is that you?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh...no! [laughs]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"This is really embarrassin'. I'm not gonna lie."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"They fired me. Said my negligence"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"could cost the school a fortune."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You're gonna be good though. You landed on your feet."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You call this on my feet?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You got a great job as a busboy."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- This job pays minimum wage,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"and I had to sell my car to make rent."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I walked 3 miles to work today."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Good exercise."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"National physical fitness month, right?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, you're just gonna"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"throw that in my face, huh? [gulps]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"It's not right. I do these things in the gym"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"because I care."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Aw, that's sweet."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I didn't win any trophies as a kid."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"No one encouraged me."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"So when I push your kids to succeed,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I do it out of love."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"The love I never had."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[cries]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- That's the most beautiful thing"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I've ever heard in my life."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[upbeat mariachi music]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[singing in Spanish]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, hey. Hey, guys, not now."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Not a good time, guys. Not a good time."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Yeah, guys, swing on back. This is very inappropriate."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Really killin' the moment."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You don't see the emotions on my face right here?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You guys should stop at this point."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"At this point it's belligerent."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Sit down, Coach. - Coach, sit down."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, you wanna play? [diners gasping]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Coach, please. - You guys wanna play?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, my God! No!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Coach, please!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Eat that guacamole!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Don't--not the guacamole!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Don, stop it."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Pack your locker, okay?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I need to let you go."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Me? What'd I do?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You're drunk! And you're force-feeding"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"guacamole to the singer of the band."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Plus you've got a terrible Mexican accent."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I--I might have lied on the-- on the résumé."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I'm not really from Mexico."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You told them you were from Mexico?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- He wrote Oaxaca on the résumé."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- [sighs]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Can I at least keep the sombrero?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- No, you don't get to keep the sombrero."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[crickets chirping]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- No, no more chin-ups."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"No, guacamole! Must sue!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Must sue, must sue. Can't move my neck!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Ah--no! Can't move my neck!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Buddy, wake up! Wh--oh."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Oh, hey, Ma. - Are you okay?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Yeah, I think so. Just having a beautiful dream."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Aw, that sounds nice. - You know, I've been thinkin',"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"maybe we should pull the plug on this lawsuit."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I--I didn't know the coach was gonna get fired."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Bud, a lot of good's gonna come from this."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Kids will be safer in gym because of you."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Let's just give-- let's just give the coach half."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Tom. [laughs]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"You're a sweet guy."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"But half's a little crazy."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I mean, at least give him 2/3 or--"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You know that's more than half right?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I don't know, 7/8ths?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Wh--babe, that's even more!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Who even knows what these numbers even mean anymore."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I just don't want the coach to suffer."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"He had to sell his car. I mean, that's crazy."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You know what? You just gave me an idea."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Tomorrow, we're gonna make things right"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"with one simple, selfless act."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"That sound good? - Sounds amazing."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I'm proud of you, buddy. You hurt your neck,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"you ate Mexican food, you did good."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Settin' the bar kind of low, but thank you."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- How many times I gotta tell you,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"they don't let me keep the sombrero."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Well, what the hell were you doing"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"that they wouldn't let you take the sombrero?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Why do you always think I'm doing something?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"It's corporate policy!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- 'Cause you know I wanted to wear that for Taco Tuesday."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You're always with your cultural appropriation."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[knock on door] Y--you don--"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Hey, how's it going, Coach?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, it's you. - Sorry to interrupt."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Listen, we have a surprise for you."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I think you've done enough, okay?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
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