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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - A Yearbook to Disremember/Trust Me, I'm a Nurse (S01E01)

"- Yeah, Tom, this is your chance to speak up."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"For the children. - Uh, all right."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Let's see. As I remember,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I was banging out quite a lot of chin-ups."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- What? - I plummeted to the earth."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"And I couldn't move my neck. And that was basically it."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- So when did you walk to the nurse?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, that's right. So I broke my neck,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"and then I strolled over and chatted with the nurse."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You were chatting to the nurse with a broken neck?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"How did that happen, Tom?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I'm very confused, I'm not gonna lie."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Uh, he's, uh, foggy."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"But you see what gym class has done to him."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- What happened? Someone plummeted."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Ah, yeah, this guy's talkin' gibberish."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Fire up the chopper, Charlie."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"We're takin' this son of a bitch to the city."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I mean, his brain is totally messed up."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"It's just turds bouncin' around"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"in his skull at this point. Let's go!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[dramatic music]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Tom? Tom, can you hear me, bud?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Yeah, I'm right here. - All right, good."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"You're at the top spinal center in Manhattan, Tom."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"So even if I have to completely rebuild"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"your whole neck from scratch, you're gonna be okay."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Rebuild? Oh, no, don't rebuild anything."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I don't need you to weigh in, Tom--you're a child, I'm a man."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- But if you want a second opinion--"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I don't need one--if I did,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I would get another doctor. - I'm just saying,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"don't rebuild anything,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"don't slice anything--"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Well, if we have to,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"we're gonna slice and dice and"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"put you right back together."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, my God. - Such a brave"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"little boy you've got, ma'am."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, thank you. He's a--he's a trooper."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Unlike his dad, who's nailin' some slut"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"in Myrtle Beach right now. - Okay, all right."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Not my business. - You gotta see his Instagram."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"You're gonna puke. - Uhh, I don't"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"have time for that. - They got a dog?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Like, who's gonna take care of it?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"They're constantly nailing each other in their condo."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I've gotta go. - Look at this."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"They went to eat at a Bubba Gump last night."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Look at her. - Oh, boy, getting a page."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I've gotta run. - Hang on, I gotta scroll."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Tom! Thank God you're alive."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Hey, Nelson! Thanks for comin'."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Look man, we can't lose you."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- That's really nice. That's really sweet."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Yeah, I can't make new friends on the bus, man."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I'm too old for that."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Kind of a selfish take on it, but okay."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- What's up, Tommy? - Hey, Nelson's dad."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I brought you a little something here"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"to cheer you up, man."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Wait, what's this?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"You got me a bunch of papers?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- That's paperwork for your lawsuit."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I wanna represent you."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, no, I'm not lookin' to sue anyone."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Tom, in law, this is what we call"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"a "must sue" situation."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Hmm. - Must sue?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Must sue - This feels really, uh--"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"what's the word I'm lookin' for?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Privileged? - No."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Blessed? - I was gonna say--"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I was gonna say "weaselly.""
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Tom! It's an MSS."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"It's a Must Sue Situation."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I'm not sure that's a real phrase."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- No, it's a real phrase."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Right. - I mean, I know"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"we're not litigious people."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"But if this is a "must sue" situation,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I feel like we don't have any choice."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- There you go. - It's your call, Tom,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"but I feel like we gotta go for this."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- It's my call? - It's your call."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- All right. I think we're gonna pass."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Sounds like we're in. Where do we sign?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[school bell rings]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Hi, kids. This is, uh, your principal."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"As you all know, one of our students almost"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"died while exercising last week,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"so please be extra careful out there."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I love you kids like you're my own,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"and you know that, okay?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"This announcement's brought to you by Hooters."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"You're not old enough to enjoy boobs,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"but when you are, you'll come into Hooters."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[knock on door]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Hey, you wanted to see me?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Tommy, these headlines,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"they're making us look horrible."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Yeah, it's getting a lot of press, isn't it?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- "Rogue Gym Teacher Sued for Chin-Up Disaster"?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Yeah."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- "Butt Grabbing Almost Kills Student"?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- He did grab it."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- "Dumbbell Gym Teacher"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"up to His Neck in Chin-Up Debacle"?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I was told it's a "must sue" situation,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"so you gotta just go ahead with the suing."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Listen, we can't have this go to trial."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"So tell your mom that the school's gonna"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"be preparing a settlement offer, and, uh,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"here's the number we were thinking."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- This says "pick up booze and rubbers for the party.""
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, shit, that's the wrong--"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- What's a rubber? What's going on here?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I had it written down on a little piece of paper,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I don't know what I did with it, I'm sorry."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Wanna just tell me? - It's $1 million,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
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