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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - A Yearbook to Disremember/Trust Me, I'm a Nurse (S01E01)

"- You're talking to me?"
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"- Cook some oatmeal, put some blueberries on it,"
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"and put it in front of your children."
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"- In what sense?"
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"- Now fly-fish for me."
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"Fly-fish! - What?"
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"- You're a real handful, you know that?"
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"[camera lens snapping]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"[whistle blows] - Okay, gang!"
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"It's National Physical Fitness month!"
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"And last year we were ranked in the bottom 5th percentile,"
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"which is considered "lethargic and grossly unfit"!"
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"Now how does this make y'all feel?"
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"- Meh, I don't care."
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"- Yeah, that sounds about right."
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"- It's fine. - Come on, everybody!"
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"Let's prove 'em wrong!"
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"Now Tom, lead us off with some chin-ups."
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"- You know what, I'd love to, I'm just not a big chin-up guy."
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"- Tom, nobody is a "big chin-up guy.""
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"Get up on this bar. - I really don't want to do it."
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"I--I just end up dangling there and a lot of grunting--"
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"It's really embarrassing."
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"It's embarrassing for everyone watching."
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"- Get...on...that...bar!"
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"- All right, you know what, let's just--let me bang out"
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"a quick ten and-- [clears throat]"
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"Here's ten, you ready?"
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"[grunting] - You got it."
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"- [grunting] - Come on."
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"- Dig deep! - It's not happening."
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"- Use those scrawny arms, Tom! - It's not working."
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"I told you. - Pull yourself up!"
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"- You're making it worse. - Pull yourself up!"
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"- The arms aren't powerful en--"
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"- Tom, pull yourself--"
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"You know what? I'm gonna just help you."
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"I'ma give you a little boost. - Oh, no."
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"What are you doing? - Oh, snap!"
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"Look, he got his hands on his butt!"
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"- That is so not allowed!"
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"- Ugh! - Everybody just calm down."
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"This is called spotting. You need to mind your business."
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"Hey! Put the phone down."
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"This is not what it looks like."
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"- Uh! Agh!"
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"- Oh, my-- Damn it."
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"- Oh, wow, look at that. I got a boo-boo on my knee."
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"I'm, uh-- can I go to the nurse?"
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"- Did he just say "boo-boo"?"
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"- Is boo-boo the wrong phrase?"
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"- This whole generation is soft!"
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"- Hey, uh, nurse Denise?"
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"- Yeah? - I need a quick Band-Aid."
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"I had a little boo-boo-- little gym slip-up."
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"- Guess what, Tom. I don't have any Band-Aids."
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"Do you wanna know why? - I don't know, poor planning?"
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"- Because this school doesn't give me the budget."
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"- Oh! - They value athletics"
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"more than healthcare. - Can I just get the--"
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"some kind of Band-Aid or gauze? Do you have any gauze?"
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"- We've got a broken system, Tom."
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"And you are gonna help fix it. You're a warrior now."
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"- Oh, no. I don't want to be a warrior."
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"- All you have to do is walk back to the gym"
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"and say, "I can't move my neck.""
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"- I can't say that. I got full mobility of my neck."
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"- Okay, well, pretend. All right?"
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"You ever heard of acting?"
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"This is your chance to make a difference."
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"Do it for the children, Tom."
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"- I am the children. Children don't typically"
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"do things "for the children.""
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"- Okay. Do you remember your line?"
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"- Can't move the neck."
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"- My neck, it's not "the" neck. - My neck."
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"- It's yours. - My neck."
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"- And stop waving your head around."
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"You can't move your neck"
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"while saying "I can't move my neck.""
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"- All right. I can't move my neck!"
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"- Yes, but with conviction."
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"- All right, here we go. Try this on for size."
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"I can't move my neck! - [startled cry]"
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"Get that boy on the ground!"
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"- I'm--I'm okay. - Tom, don't move."
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"Are you okay? - I'm good."
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"It's not a big thing. - [yelling] How many fingers"
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"am I holding up?"
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"- You're holding a cup of coffee."
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"- Yes, Tom, but I'm holding up"
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"the cup of coffee with fingers."
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"- Mr. B, I'm handling this!"
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"- You're clearly not, Denise!"
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"- Mr. B, lower your voice. - Here, Tom,"
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"Let me help you up. - No, don't lift me up."
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"Mr. B, please. - Hey, drop that boy right now."
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"- Whoa, ow! - Oh, my God."
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"- Okay, nobody touch him."
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"There's liability issues here, okay?"
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"- You know what? You can go back--"
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"Go back to your office. False alarm."
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"- Okay, listen to what he said"
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"and ignore it. - Oh, man."
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"- Call 911 and tell 'em we've got a child"
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"with a broken neck and a minor abrasion on his knee."
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"- And you know, I would have been able to treat this,"
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"had I been given the proper equipment."
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"- All right, bring it down. Enough with that."
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"- Okay, son. Don't move."
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"I need you to tell me exactly what happened."
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"- It was nothing, let's go back to the gym."
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"- Son, when they call the MedEvac,"
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"it's not a nothing situation."
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"You are typically either dead"
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"or very close to being dead."
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"- Oh, my God. - Now give me a detailed"
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"explanation of what's going on with your neck."
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