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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - A Yearbook to Disremember/Trust Me, I'm a Nurse (S01E01)

"- Yeah, of course. Just look both ways"
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"when crossing the freeway."
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"- All right, we gotta find this guy."
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"- Let's go."
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"- We're looking for Fedir's Ukrainian Insurance."
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"Wait, what?"
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""Dumb donkey-face"?"
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"[electronic trap music]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"What is this guy's advertising budget?"
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"Okay, we got it. Fedir's."
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"This is it."
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"What do you think? Is this safe?"
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"- Sure, sounds like there's"
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"a bunch of grown women in there."
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"- That's a good point. If you got grown women"
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"and insurance, you're pretty safe."
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"- Yeah, if it was a bunch of dudes in there,"
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"I would be terrified,"
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"but something about it is nurturing."
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"[folk music plays]"
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"- Gentle, gentle. No, stronger, str--"
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"ye--no, gentle. Ohh."
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"- Uh, excuse me. Are you Fadir?"
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"- Fadir died, was poisoned."
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"I'm son. I didn't do it."
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"- You didn't do it? - Wait, Wait."
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"Do I know you? - Do you know me?"
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"I'm the guy from the ad campaign."
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"- Oh, my God! You're donkey ass-faced kid!"
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"- No one calls me that, but I mean--"
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"- My Verizon guy, my Taco Bell chihuahua!"
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"- Don't get too excited, Fadir."
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"You need to pull those ads right now."
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"You have no rights to those pictures."
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"- Ohh. But I do."
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"I buy photos legit from angry photographer."
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"- Photographer? I can't believe he did that!"
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"Can you be a nice guy, just pull them"
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"and, uh, give them back?"
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"- Listen, uh, donkey-face,"
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"I love kids. But, I am businessman."
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"I have to feed my children."
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"And now I see opportunity, so maybe 500."
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"- $500?"
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"- Deal. - Deal?"
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"- Mr. B will pay anything"
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"to save the yearbook, right?"
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"- Oh, that's actually a really good idea."
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"- Mind if we step outside to get the money?"
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"- I need collateral."
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"What if you walk out and leave?"
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"- Three-ring binder? You want a three-ring binder?"
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"- Eh, no. Leave, uh..."
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"Okay, you leave other friend here."
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"- 'Scuse me-- - Great."
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"You hang on to Nelson, I'll go get the money."
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"[dog barking]"
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"[siren wailing]"
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"So are you on the insurance side"
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"or the-- the beautiful lady side?"
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"- Oh, you know, a little of this,"
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"a little of, like, wee-woo, woo-woo,"
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"hi-hi. [coughing]"
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"- You know what, we don't have to make small talk."
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"[tires screeching] - Tom!"
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"- Mr. B. - This is such great news."
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"I hopped out of the bath when I heard your message."
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"Here's 500 in wet singles."
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"- Uh, one small request? - Anything."
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"- Please, use a normal picture of me in the yearbook,"
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"something my mom will like."
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"- Of course, Tom. - Thank you."
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"- Freeze, you bald, wet, robe-wearing son of a bitch!"
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"[gunshots]"
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"[gunshots continue]"
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"- Um, Fadir?"
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"Uh, I think we need to go check outside."
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"- Oh, no. If anyone is murdered,"
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"they always know."
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"- Hey, cue ball, eyes on me! - What's happening?"
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"- Oh, we've been staking out this place for weeks."
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"- Just tons of weird, pervy behavior going on."
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"Horses entering,"
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"but not leaving. - Horses?"
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"- Hot women giving insurance quotes."
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"- Hot women? - Large amounts of baklava"
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"being tossed in the dumpster."
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"That's as pervy as it gets!"
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"But whatever's going on with you two,"
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"way weirder. - What are you intimating?"
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"- You're nude, you're bald, you're in a robe,"
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"and you got a hard drive labeled"
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""pics of little kids"?"
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"Man, if you're not getting arrested,"
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"I don't know who is."
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"- All right, get this scumbag out of here."
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"- Should have put a shirt on, if nothing else."
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"- That might have helped."
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"Hey, aren't you the dumb,"
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"donkey-faced kid from those ads?"
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"- Nah, that's another kid."
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"- Can we get a selfie? - Oh, my God."
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"- Please, here, real qui-- real quick."
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"No, not like that. Make the donkey face."
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"- Make the face? - Yes."
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"- How's that? - Look dumb."
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"- How's that? - Dial up the donkey."
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"- Oh, wow."
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"Tom! - You like it?"
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"- You look so handsome in your yearbook photo."
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"You look like Bill Gates, buddy."
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"- Thank you. - Aren't you kind of glad"
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"I told you to sit up straight and say "cheese"?"
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"- It all worked out. Great picture in the yearbook,"
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"and I learned how to make a cortado."
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"- Actually, it sucks. Pffft."
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"- This is not a fun grandma visit."
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"- Give me a quick peekaboo over the shoulder."
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"Give me a little peekaboo over the shoulder."
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