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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - A Yearbook to Disremember/Trust Me, I'm a Nurse (S01E01)

"I mean, seriously."
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"All right, I shouldn't have said that."
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"Now I'm lashing out."
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"[club music plays in distance]"
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"- Senator, yes! Get up on the raft!"
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"Oh, my God, yes!"
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"- Sir, these are for my re-election posters."
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"- You're gonna love these, okay?"
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"It says dignity but not without"
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"a sense of whimsy, okay?"
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"Bounce up and down."
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"- 'Scuse me?"
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"Hey. I got a question"
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"about the yearbook pictures."
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"- Are--are you for real?"
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"- Uh, my mom, uh, and grandma"
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"weren't thrilled with the-- the shots."
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"They didn't really-- they didn't really care for"
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"the peekaboo and the raspberries and all that."
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"So could we just get a quick redo?"
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"Just grab a quick "cheese" shot"
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"like we talked about?"
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"- That's so interesting. Hey, everybody!"
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"Everybody, gather around! - Don't make a big thing of it."
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"- This little boy's grandmother wasn't thrilled"
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"with my work and would like a quick redo."
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"And I guess my 15 years as a professional photographer"
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"are just garbage bullshit!"
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"- My mom literally wants a shot where I'm smiling"
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"and looking at the camera."
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"- Your mom sounds like a crazy bitch, okay?"
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"- What? - I shoot for huge magazines."
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""New Jersey Living." You ever heard of that?"
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"- No. - "Hedge Fancy.""
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"You ever heard of it? - No."
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"- "Cat Fancy"? - Okay."
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"- The only reason I'm doing grade school yearbooks"
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"is because I'm nailing your school nurse."
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"There. I said it."
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"- That's certainly a lot to take in, uh..."
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"no redo is the recap, right?"
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"No redo? - Show yourself out."
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"[school bell rings]"
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"- Tom! - What now?"
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"- Get in my office. Shut my door."
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"Sit down. Shut your mouth."
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"- Oh, okay. - We have a problem."
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"Do you see what's on my wall?"
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"- Looks like a large, framed photo"
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"of a grown man's rear end."
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"- Exactly. It's from the photographer."
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"It says, "Kiss my butt, I quit.""
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"- It seems like a odd choice to hang it up."
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"- He's a famous photographer."
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"What am I gonna do? Not hang it up?"
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"Right, now you realize how stupid that sounds."
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"- Yeah, what was I thinking?"
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"- He quit 'cause of you and your personality."
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"And he won't hand over the media drive."
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"So guess what."
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"There's not gonna be a yearbook."
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"- Oh, my God. That's the best news ever."
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"- What are you talkin' about?"
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"Tom, I want you to tell the yearbook club--"
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"just, go ahead and tell them it's been cancelled."
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"- Me--you want me to tell 'em? You're the principal."
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"- Oh, God. Can I be honest with you?"
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"Like, not an adult to a kid, but just, like, as a friend?"
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"- That's a little weird, but okay."
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"- The yearbook club, they scare me."
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"Like they're the adults."
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"And don't ever tell them that!"
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"[teacher claps] - Okay, kids."
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"We need a theme for the yearbook."
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"Let's brainstorm."
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"- Uh, leprechauns!"
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"- Awful, keep thinking."
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"- Paris in the '20s?"
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"- Insipid. What else?"
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"- Uh, fracking!"
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"- That's actually good. I like that."
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"[knock on door] Thomas?"
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"- Oh, hey."
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"Uh, listen, just a quick FYI."
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"I know you guys are working on the yearbook,"
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"but there's not gonna be a yearbook."
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"- What now? - I asked for a redo,"
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"due to some hair and blazer issues."
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"- So you had hair and blazer issues?"
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"- The photographer got angry at me, and he quit."
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"Not a big thing. Don't dwell on it."
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"- Tom, you've just erased an entire year"
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"from everyone's lives!"
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"- That's a little dramatic. - Without a yearbook,"
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"it's like it never happened."
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"Bake sale? Never happened."
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"Band recital? Whoo-hoo!"
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"Au revoir! Soccer league?"
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"- Never happened! - Thank you, Dakota."
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"All because Tom didn't like"
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"how his insipid hair framed his stupid face."
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"- How are you still teaching here?"
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"- Yo, Tom, what's up?"
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"Man, I heard you screwed up the yearbook,"
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"big time! - You know, I did."
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"But, hey, my mom hated the pictures anyway,"
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"so this is a rare victory for me."
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"- Finally. Good to see you"
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"come out on top for once."
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"- This is like a whole new era."
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"Era of prosperity"
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"and good times and fun living."
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"- Holy cow! Look, it's Tom's face"
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"on the side of that building! [tires screech]"
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"[Tom reading]"
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"- The era of prosperity didn't last that long."
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"- That was ten seconds on a bus."
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"- That's the longest run we ever had, Tom."
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"We gotta see what this is about."
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"Hey, driver! Can we hop out here?"
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