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Clips from Avenue 5 - Was It Your Ears? (S01E01)

"She never looks at me like that."
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"She never gives me that look."
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"(SUCKS TEETH) Funny."
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"-Are you hurting? -Hmm?"
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"Is that baby hurting you?"
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"MATT: Yeah?"
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"(SIGHS) Face it. They prefer that baby to me."
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"Baby gives them hope."
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"All I give them is shitty-yuck-yuck."
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"(SIGHS) Not that it's a competition."
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"Judd versus Baby."
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"But if it were, I'd destroy that baby."
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"Physically, emotionally, endurance-wise."
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"I'd finish that baby"
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"before he could get past the first month."
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"It wouldn't even be a fair contest."
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"One shot to the soft spot, that baby's down for the count."
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"Yeah, it wouldn't have the upper body strength."
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"(LOUD BEEP)"
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"Captain? Captain. Uh, the ship is beeping."
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"And I can tell you why. I'm going to cover my mouth..."
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"(MUFFLED) because this could cause mass distress."
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"It's an oxygen beep. Uh, we've got a leak."
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"-Well-- I mean, that-- -Billie? Billie?"
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"I don't know what else it could be,"
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"and maybe he's right?"
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"-I-- I-- I just-- -We need oxygen!"
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"-I love oxygen! -Captain, your mouth."
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"-Cover your fucking mouth. -RYAN: Billie?"
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"Well, hopefully it's just one--"
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"Hopefully, it's just"
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"-one leaking tank... -RYAN: Okay."
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"BILLIE: ...but if the recycling system's screwed, then..."
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"so are we."
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"The running out of air, is it as bad as they say?"
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"-Or not as bad? -Yeah, it's bad."
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"I mean, like, first you get, like, a grittiness in your eyes,"
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"then your tongue is literally gonna boil in your mouth"
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"before you just pass out and you just never wake up again."
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"SPIKE MARTIN: Don't forget the organ failure."
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"Oh, I almost forgot the organ failure."
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"(SIGHS) I've just seen my perfect Space Baby."
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"Iris, you should prepare to enjoy"
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"your last moments of happiness,"
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"because we think we may have an oxygen leak."
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"-An oxygen leak? -ALL: Shh!"
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"BILLIE: Freak out into your hand and cover your mouth."
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"-Do we have enough to get home? -SPIKE: It depends."
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"Vigorous activity would drain this turkey in no time."
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"I'm talking exercise, singing,"
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"lovemaking, if you're doing it right."
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"Ugh."
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"(AMERICAN ACCENT) Hey! Hi there. Howdy."
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"You keep greeting people in triplicate,"
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"we'll be dead by Tuesday."
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"-Karen. -KAREN: Hey."
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"Why do you all look so jumpy?"
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"We... have a leak. We're running out of oxygen."
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"-A leak?! -(STIFLED MUTTERS)"
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"What is this ship made of, tin foil?"
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"-(SPIKE CHUCKLES) -(LOUD BEEP)"
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"Hi, girl."
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"I don't actually think this is about"
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"that non-combat-ready baby."
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"I think it's about"
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"what your inner voice is telling you about yourself."
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"-What is it saying? -The one I'm using now?"
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"No, the voice inside your head."
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"Oh, no, my thoughts connect instantaneously with my mouth."
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"It's extremely efficient."
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"Clinically, it's probably very unique."
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"-(LOUD BEEP) -(GRUNTS) Iris!"
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"MATT: Okay, how about this?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"You need to change the way they see you."
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"You need to change the way they see the shit."
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"♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪"
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"Wait..."
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"Are-- Are you..."
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"Are you talking about..."
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"lasers?"
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"Specifically..."
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"illuminating the ring of nasty shit"
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"around the ship with some goddamn lasers?"
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"-(LOUD BEEP) -JUDD: Iris!"
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"-Miss Mulcair? (CLEARS THROAT) -Hi."
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"The President thanks you for your visit,"
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"and I can confirm we will be funding the rescue."
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"(GASPS) Oh, knock me sideways!"
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"That is like diving into a bath of beans!"
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"Well, once you clear it with the Other President,"
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"you are good to go!"
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"I'm sorry? The Other President?"
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"I assumed the Other President was already across this."
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"We don't like to bother the Other President"
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"unless it's absolutely necessary."
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"-No? -So, if you could just slip on"
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"these electrostatic shoe covers..."
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"-Right, okay, right. -If we could just get a move on."
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"Okay. Let's go and... (CHUCKLES) ...do this!"
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"♪ (SOMBER STRING MUSIC PLAYS) ♪"
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"(LOUD BEEP)"
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"(LOUD BEEP)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"-(LOUD BEEP) -(SIGHS)"
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"-(LOUD BEEP) -(SCREAMS)"
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"-(LOUD BEEP) -(HEAVY SIGH)"
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"(LOUD BEEP)"
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"JUDD: Good morning and so forth. Mm-hmm."
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"-Oh, Mr. Judd-- -JUDD: Great."
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"Shall we begin this meeting forthwith heretofore, please?"
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"All right, so, uh, welcome"
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"to this first passenger-crew liaison meeting."
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"-(LOUD BEEP) -(RYAN CHOKES)"
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"(ENGLISH ACCENT) Fucking hands!"
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"All you had to do was hold the cup!"
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"-Fumbling bitches... -MIA: Is he British?"
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"-No, he's doing a voice. -Oh, okay."
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"You know it's coming, then you forget it's coming,"
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"-and it just-- -JUDD: Set a reminder, uh,"
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