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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Down the Road Apiece (S07E07)

"okay, I don't understand why you're taking a video camera on a road trip."
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"You should be packing more sensible items, like"
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"toilet paper and your mother."
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"Look, mom, accept it. I'm going. Okay, my year off is now officially over,"
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"and I think I've finally decided on a sensible career that's gonna provide me with a really stable future."
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"I'm gonna be a traveling documentary filmmaker."
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"Oh, come on. You made that up."
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"Hey, kitty, I'm going ice skating on a rainbow !"
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"Eric, don't listen to him."
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"I have complete confidence you're gonna be the best traveling docu-whatsit-who-maker ever."
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"Thank you."
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"Do you have enough money ?"
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"Mom, I don't need that much money."
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"I'm sure that at stops along the way,"
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"strangers will just offer me hot pots of beans in exchange for colorful stories from the road."
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"Hot pots of beans ?"
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"What if they're spicy ? You can't even chew cinnamon gum."
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"Okay, that's it. I'm going. Uh, I'll miss you."
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"Well, thank you, sweetie."
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"Um, I think he was talking to me."
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"He was not."
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"Eric, who were you talking to ?"
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"Yeah, who ?"
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"It's times like this I usually fake chest pains."
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"Uh, I was talking to..."
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"the prettiest girl in the driveway, that's who."
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"So, okay,"
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"I want you to promise to call me every night at 9:00."
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"Oh, he can't be calling you because he's calling me at 9:00."
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"That's why I got him that watch as a gift."
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"Well, maybe he should be calling the person who gave him the gift of life."
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"So you squeezed out a baby. That was a hundred years ago."
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"People have landed on the moon since then."
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"Hey, eric,"
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"I'm gonna miss you, man. Hey, uh, just between friends,"
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"I want you to know I'm gonna take a shot or two at donna."
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"He won't care."
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"On the road, he's going to meet lots of horny girl hitchhikers"
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"looking for a ride to cheerleading camp."
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"What makes you think that, fez ?"
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"Adult films."
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"Oh."
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"Hello, america, and welcome"
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"to eric forman's"
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"journey to happiness,"
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"not to be mistaken with eric forman's"
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"journey to fatso burger"
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"or eric forman's journey to pee behind the piggly wiggly, which, uh,"
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"which you just saw earlier."
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"I'll tell ya, being on the road like this"
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"really makes you feel like a man."
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"Ahem. I guess I'll just"
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"have to edit that part out later."
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"Okay, I think what we've learned today is that the road can be a cruel, cruel mistress."
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"She caresses your tire with her..."
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"asphalt hand one minute,"
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"punctures it the next."
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"But, hey,"
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"at least that didn't stop me from making it out of point place."
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"I think what we've learned today is that the road can be a cruel, cruel mistress. Oh hey,"
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"at least that didn't stop me from making it out of point place."
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"You know, steven, it's great we can still hang out."
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"We're kinda like sonny and cher."
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"We're together even though we've broken up."
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"I'm beautiful. You're weird-looking."
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"Look, they're talking. Maybe we should.."
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"okay, we're going upstairs."
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"Why ?"
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"Uh, uh, I just remembered that I- I can't be in the basement 'cause"
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"I'm uncomfortable below sea level."
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"That's the best you can come up with ?"
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"Just say that we're going to take a shower."
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"Wow."
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"You know, I think this is the first time we've been alone"
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"together since, uh..."
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"yeah."
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"Well, maybe we can use this opportunity to touch base about our feelings."
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"- Or we can watch tv. - Great ! Oh, I love tv."
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"oh, janie,"
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"it's so hard to be in the same room with you,"
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"because even though I'm a rough ne'er-do-well,"
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"my love for you burns like a fire deep in my soul."
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"I feel the same, clyde,"
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"and even though we broke up because you won't marry me,"
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"I still hope that one day we'll get back together."
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"What are the chances of that ?"
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"greetings, gentle viewer."
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"Road trip update."
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"About to change a flat tire, which, uh,"
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"actually reminds me of a little joke."
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"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a flat tire ? Well,"
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"see, first, the tire has to really wanna change."
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"Good one."
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"Anyway, what do you say we, uh, slap a spare tire on this sucker, huh ?"
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"It turns out there is no spare tire."
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"and, uh, I-"
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"it's, like, pitch dark out here."
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"hello ?! Hello ?!"
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"Okay, there's definitely someone out there, and, uh,"
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"I don't know who, but I think it's a pretty safe bet to say that it's probably a convict with a hook for a hand. Hello ?!"
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"Okay, buddy, you come one step closer, I got a tire iron,"
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"and I'll just give it to you if you'll go away."
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"Hey, dude."
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"What are you doing here, man ?"
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"Leo, what are you doing here ?"
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"It's like the universe wanted us to find each other, man."
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"Yeah."
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"So"
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"do I know you, man ?"
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"So they're a family of monsters ?"
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"No, they're munsters."
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"And they're living in a neighborhood of normal people."
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"Why don't the neighbors just get together with some guns and go over there and kill them ?"
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"I'm pretty sure they're saving that for the last episode."
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"It's 9:15."
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"Has Eric called ?"
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"- He didn't call you ? - No."
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"I thought sure he would call you. He's always choosing you over me."
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"Name one time."
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"Prom night."
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