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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sliding Bobs (S06E06)

"Now Robo 'Stache can arrest him!"
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"Good, Father, good."
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"Mr. Fischoeder, you're under arrest."
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"Wait."
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"Did I not put in"
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"- "Never arrest Mr. Fischoeder"? - No."
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"Well, let me just pop this Bosco mask back on and,"
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"Let's talk, man to... mm, cyborg."
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"What-what if I could give you a robotic ding-dong?"
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"No bugs."
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"- Interesting. - No, thank you."
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"In that case, I'll have to keep my robo eye on you."
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"The battle was intense."
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"It was like Terminator versus Roomba."
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"Laser beam!"
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"- Eye scissors! - Tear gas!"
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"- Stink eye! - Toothpick!"
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"- Pink eye! - Melon baller!"
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"But Robo couldn't handle the big Fisch."
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"The pupil becomes the master!"
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"System error."
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"Contact Mustache Administrator."
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"Brain explosion any second..."
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"Actually, I think I'm fi..."
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"Oh, God."
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"Brain explosion hurts so much."
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"It's like getting water up your nose, but worse."
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"Let's get this back on."
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"One more time."
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"Now I got it."
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"That's upside down."
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"How about you just keep it?"
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"Oh, I don't really have a place for it."
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"Well, it's my dying wish, so..."
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"I guess I could put it on my pet cactus"
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"so it looks like my cactus has a mustache."
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"Can you imagine?!"
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"Oh, you're dead."
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"Dad was dead."
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"And his mustache was on a cactus."
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"And that is what would've happened"
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"definitely for sure."
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"It really makes you think about stuff."
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"No, Dad wouldn't die."
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"Mom and Dad would end up together!"
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"Also, if they arrested everyone,"
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"who would go to the amusement park?"
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"German tourists."
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"Hey, Dad, I found something here."
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""Loss of facial hair can be caused by testicular failure.""
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"Testicular failure?"
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"Gee, even your testicles are failures."
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"They're trying."
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"Let's just change the subject, please."
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"Sure. Sports? What are they?"
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"I know what would have happened"
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"if Dad met Mom without a mustache,"
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"and it's even more tragic."
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"Guys, why are we doing this?"
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"Mom and Dad would always, always end up together."
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"Shh, Tina."
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"Love at first sight is a powerful thing"
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"between two people."
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"This is how you throw a shrimp!"
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"Hi. I'm Bob."
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"But usually one of those people will not be into it."
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"Hi. I'm not into it."
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"And then it's not powerful at all."
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"Just sad."
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"And I'm semi-happily engaged."
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"But Mom at least had some advice for Dad."
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"Look, I'm gonna be blunt."
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"You're a butter lip."
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"- You need a little face candy. - Cocaine?"
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"No I'm talking about a mustache."
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"You know the saying."
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"A gentleman down south, but a bad boy above the mouth?"
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"I don't know that saying,"
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"but if I had a mustache, you'd be into it?"
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"Yeah, maybe, but it doesn't matter."
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"I'm only in town for one night, and I'm pretty sure"
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"you can't grow a mustache in 24 hours, so, bye."
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"A smarter man would have known"
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"he was getting the brush-off,"
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"but Dad was so hooked on her, and so stupid,"
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"he took it as a challenge."
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"Dad tried everything."
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"He rubbed."
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"He glued."
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"He sprayed."
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"There was only one thing left to try--"
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"a wish."
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"I wish I had a must..."
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"- Out of order, buddy! - Oh, no!"
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"The swami's hand's on the fritz."
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"His middle finger keeps popping up."
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"Not what people are looking for."
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"Well, then, can you grant me a wish?"
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"I'm not really qualified."
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"I mean, I'm just the repair guy. I..."
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"Look, it's an emergency!"
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"All right, uh, I'll do it,"
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"but if you wish my clothes off, I'm gonna be mad."
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"I-I wish I had a mustache."
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"your wish is granted."
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"Great, thank you."
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"All right, no guarantees on that."
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"Bad swami."
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"At first, nothing happened."
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"What was I thinking?"
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"And then..."
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"You sweet, magical, fortune-teller repairman."
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"It's real. How'd you do it?"
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"Don't worry about the past."
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"Let's just talk about our future."
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"you got a little soul patch, too."
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"so I do."
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"And kind of a unibrow, how'd I miss that?"
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"Giant muttonchops and knuckle afros"
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"and a bushel of hair coming out of both ears."
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