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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sliding Bobs (S06E06)

"And your nose, too."
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"okay, so should we order?"
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"- Oh, I'm gonna throw up. - What?"
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"Waiter!"
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"So I'm like a werewolf?"
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"That's kind of fun, kind of cool."
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"No, you just have uncontrollable hair growth everywhere."
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"That's not really... that's just uncomfortable."
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"- Yeah. - Don't worry, Dad."
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"When you're destined to be together,"
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"uncontrollable hair growth"
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"can't stop uncontrollable love growth."
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"Shush, shush, Mom was super grossed out,"
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"so Dad needed to unwish his wish fast,"
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"but..."
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"Oh, crap, the machine's gone."
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"I'm stuck like this forever."
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"Dad was devastated."
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"He slumped away, hairily."
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"Bob, wait; you're a good man,"
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"and you did this for me."
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"Let's try to make it work."
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"Are you still gagging?"
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"There you are."
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"There he is."
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"You want to see?"
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"Oh, so that was a lot of work for nothing."
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"Sorry."
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"Maybe we should just go for a walk."
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"You wanna go for a walk?"
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"Do ya? Do you wanna go?"
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"Can you not say it like that?"
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"He's excited."
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"He heard the "W" Word."
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"I'm a little excited, but please stop."
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"For a moment there,"
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"it seemed like they had it all figured out."
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"Hey, hair ball, put it in a ponytail, right?!"
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"You're shedding all over the sidewalk!"
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"Shake it off."
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"Let's pick up the pace a little, come on."
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"Cool...."
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"You see, that guy gets it."
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"I love it, but society will never accept you..."
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"He's right."
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"What kind of future could I give you?"
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"What can I do with my life, looking like this?"
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"You could,"
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"So I thought I would be an excellent freak"
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"in your freak show."
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"Any, uh, qualifications?"
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"I'm... I'm covered in hair."
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"- Education? - What?"
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"Education?"
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"I... Yes, Dartmouth."
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"I'm sorry, I lied."
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"I panicked and I lied."
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"- I see. - Harvard."
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"Oh. I lied again, I don't..."
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"I... I didn't go to college."
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"So you thought you could just grow your hair a little"
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"and jump into the freak business, did you?"
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"These people are professionals."
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"They are trained."
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"Can you hang bricks from your nipples?"
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"I... I-I don't think I can."
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"You would know."
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"I'm sorry I wasted your time."
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"You know what, you're hired."
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"Wait, that's... that's great."
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"You go on in ten minutes."
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"Get the hair dryer! We need a blowout!"
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"Dad lived out the rest of his life as a freak."
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"Mom developed an allergy and left him"
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"and became a nun, 'cause she thought"
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"it would be like Sister Act."
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"It wasn't, and they kicked her out."
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"Now she's in jail. The end."
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"So I have even less dignity in that story."
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"So that's the one we'll accept as true."
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"That's what would have happened."
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"Dad, great news; there's a treatment"
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"for your midlife problems: a mustache transplant."
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""Let our talented doctors take follicles"
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""From a hairier part of your body"
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"and surgically implant them on your lip.""
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"I'm not doing that."
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"But you're the perfect candidate."
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"You have hair everywhere!"
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"Back-stache, belly-stache."
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"Hello? Butt-stache!"
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"Can we just...?"
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"Let Tina have the floor finally?"
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"Yes, because I know that"
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"even if there's no mustache that night,"
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"Mom and Dad would still fall in love"
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"because of fate, which is great! Remember?!"
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"This is how you throw a shrimp!"
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"Done. They're in love."
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"Everyone got that? Everyone clear?"
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"that doesn't sound right."
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"Yeah, Dad makes a weird noise when he's hurt,"
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"and it's not attractive to women or anyone."
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"It scares cats."
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"Yeah."
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"okay, maybe they start out a little rocky."
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"Hey, crazy arms, take your crazy-arm medication!"
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"Looks like you took too much of your medication."
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"Call your doctor"
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"if you experience any of these symptoms."
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"Ugly face, dumb face, dumb breath,"
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"donkey neck, weird legs."
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"Weird legs?"
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"Only from the waist down."
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"now that they've gotten all that off their chests,"
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"sparks are ready to fly."
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"Oh, boy."
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"I don't think this is getting back on track, T."
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"No, it does. Fate! Destiny!"
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"Let's get married and have three kids"
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