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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sliding Bobs (S06E06)

"Lin!"
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"I'm just giving you a little comb-over."
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"Gene, why would the police give me a robotic mustache?"
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"Because they tried robotic ding-dongs,"
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"and they were buggy."
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"Sure, sure."
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"But the mustache unit was bristling"
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"with state-of-the-art technology."
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"45-caliber revolver, tear gas, paper shredder,"
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"universal remote, pencil sharpener,"
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"toothpick, melon baller."
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"Robo 'Stache, you are fully trained."
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"We've uploaded police academy to your brain."
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"The movies and the actual training."
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"They are funny, except for 5: Assignment: Miami Beach."
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"That is correct. What are your directives?"
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"Serve the public, protect the innocent."
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"Dance like no one's watching."
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"And a fourth hidden secret one"
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"I'm not allowed to know about"
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"but shouldn't concern me in the slightest."
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"Perfect. Now hit the streets!"
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"The new broom on Dad's lip"
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"swept the city clean."
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"Hold it, punk."
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"Hold it, pug."
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"Drop the loot, scum."
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"It's take-a-penny, leave-a-penny!"
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"More like take-a-tase, take-a-tase."
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"Indecent exposure!"
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"My butt cheeks!"
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"Why would you do that?"
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"So, I'm kind of nitpicky as a cop."
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"No, you're not good."
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"Just keep going, Gene."
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"*I'm engaged to Hugo! *"
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"*Is that good? I don't know! *"
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"Public nuisance detected!"
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"{\an8}*As long as I don't think about it *"
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"{\an8}*Too much, yeah *"
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"Beanbag deployed."
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"*I... *"
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"Oh, my mouth!"
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"Hey, it's you! You a cop now?"
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"You look different with that mustache."
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"You look good!"
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"Compliment accepted."
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"I'll pass that along to my supervisors."
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"They'll be jazzed."
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"You have the right to buy me a cup of coffee."
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"Please don't use cute cop speak."
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"It's not cute."
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"So tell me about yourself."
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"There's not much to tell."
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"My ding-dong is not robotic."
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"They are buggy."
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"Gene!"
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"- It was bound to come up! - See, Gene?"
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"You couldn't stop fate even in your own story."
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"Dad has a mustache, and he and Mom are hitting it off"
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"like peanut butter and Jerry."
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"You know, that kid from school"
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"who has peanut butter every day? Jerry?"
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"Don't get attached,"
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"- because not everyone lives-- hint, hint. - No!"
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"I can't get over how handsome you look now."
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"Thank you. You are the eighth most attractive woman"
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"I've seen today."
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"I arrested seven supermodels."
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"I mean prostitutes."
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"Of all the women who are not supermodel-prostitutes,"
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"you are the most attractive."
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"How about I give you a little kiss?"
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"For free, right?"
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"You zapped me!"
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"This is how you throw a shrimp."
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"- We've met before. - I know!"
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"That's why, when I saw you,"
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"I said, "Hey, it's you!""
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"You can say that to anyone."
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"It's always true."
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"What happened to you?"
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"I don't know, but I have some questions."
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"Robo 'Stache had some questions."
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"Who is Bob Belcher?"
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"His name is written in my underwear."
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"Bob Belcher? He's one of your parts."
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"Like a screw, but not as fancy as a screw."
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"You mind turning the voltage down on the mustache?"
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"It's like making out with a wall socket."
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"It's hardwired to his brain."
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"If we do that, I don't know what'll happen,"
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"except that his brain will explode,"
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"so power down, or...?"
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"What?! That's horrible!"
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"If you don't like it,"
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"take it up with Mr. Fischoeder."
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"He owns the cops."
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"He's, uh, not here right now,"
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"but there's a tiny model of him."
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""Wonder Wharfopolis?""
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"Mr. Fischoeder's dream."
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"Picture this town."
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"Now picture it gone completely."
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"Then picture a giant amusement park as big as a town."
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"Where will people live?"
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"The people are in the way!"
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"That's why we made Tin Lip over here."
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"to drive people out with nitpicky policing!"
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"The police are just goons for Mr. Fischoeder?!"
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"Officer Bosco, you're under arr-rr..."
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"the hidden Secret Fourth Directive:"
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""Never arrest Officer Bosco.""
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"Oh, that was smart to put in there."
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"Mr. F. Thinks of everything."
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"He's a handsome genius."
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"One more thing."
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"Not only do I work for Mr. Fischoeder."
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"I am Mr. Fischoeder."
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"He shouldn't have done that."
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