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Clips from Weeds - Dearborn-Again (S06E06)

"I replaced the alternator a couple months ago."
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"Brakes, I did just last summer, but with the nasty winters,"
Weeds
"if I were you guys, I'd get it looked at before it snows."
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"And I'm not coming down on the price. Okay?"
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"I mean, you seem like a nice kid"
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"but this car's got a lot of sentimental value."
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"Just don't tell me you lost your virginity in it."
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"That's funny."
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"- You're a funny guy, Mike. - Yeah, that's me. Funny Mike."
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"So, if it's so special to you, why do you wanna sell it?"
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"It's probably time, you know. I'm not getting any younger, right?"
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"Hell. Who the hell am I kidding?"
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"My girlfriend is making me get rid of it."
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"She doesn't like the fact that I banged other chicks in it."
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"Hey, bro. You find the bathroom okay?"
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"- Yup. Thanks. - Cool."
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"So what do you think? Do you wanna take her for a spin?"
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"I gotta pass."
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"I don't think I can buy something you're not really ready to sell."
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"Hey, no problem. I totally understand."
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"Actually, I kind of appreciate it."
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"You know what I'm gonna do right now? I am gonna take this baby off the market."
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"I mean, we don't always have to do what chicks tell us to do, right?"
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"Yeah. Especially fat chicks."
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"Right."
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"I'm really happy you guys showed up today. You cleared some stuff up for me."
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"So there's a tiny resemblance. But he's not my dad."
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"We'll let the lab decide."
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"Lab?"
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"DNA, my brother. Or should I say half-brother."
Weeds
"How do you feel now? Are you okay?"
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"My heart's beating really fast. I think I'm hard. Nance, check."
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"A little faster. To the left."
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"You're a genius. I think you've reinvented the Quaalude."
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"- I'll keep working on it. - No, don't change anything. It's perfect."
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"I'm on fuego. You wanna dance?"
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"- No, thanks. - Andy?"
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"No, I'm good."
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"Fun!"
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"It's fierce."
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"That's good, right?"
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"It's very good."
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"Here's how it works. I deliver it in brand-name bottles"
Weeds
"so your bartender can pull what looks like bourbon from a well."
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"I figure you can get 15 bucks a shot."
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"- Twenty. - 20 bucks a shot."
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"There's probably 20 shots per bottle. That's 400 bucks a bottle."
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"I charge you 200 bucks a bottle."
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"- 100. - 150."
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"- 100. - Your people and the bargaining."
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"- Buck 25. - My people."
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"You better hope my people order this stuff or you're giving me a full refund."
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"You start comping this to your best customers."
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"Word will get around that a couple shots of it,"
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"you'll be fucking like rabbits."
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"Dogs. Fucking like dogs."
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"Only pussies wanna fuck like rabbits."
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"That's what I'm talking about."
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"Well. All right, then."
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"How fast can you deliver?"
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"Say next week?"
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"Let's say two days."
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"Again with the bargaining."
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"- Ramadan's coming. - Yes."
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"I found her."
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