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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Whither Canada? (S01E01)

"It's..."
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"Good evening."
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"Hello again, and welcome to the show."
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"Tonight, we continue to look at some famous deaths."
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"Tonight we start with the wonderful death"
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"Of genghis khan, conqueror of india."
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"Take it away, genghis."
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"9.1, 9.3, 9.7."
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"That's 28.1 for genghis khan."
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"Bad luck, genghis."
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"Nice to have you on the show."
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"And now, here are the scores."
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"Well, you can see the scores now."
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"St. stephen in the lead there with his stoning."
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"Then comes king richard iii at bosworth field--"
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"A grand death, that--"
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"Then the very lovely jean d'arc."
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"Then marat, in his bath--"
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"Best of friends with charlotte in the showers afterwards."
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"Then a. lincoln of the u.s. of a.--"
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"A grand little chap, that--"
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"And number six, genghis khan"
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"And the back marker, king edward vii."
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"Back to you, wolfgang."
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"Thank you, eddie."
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"And now, time for this week's request death."
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"For mr. and mrs. violet steppings"
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"Of 23 wolverston road, hull"
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"The death of mr. bruce foster of guildford."
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"Oh, blimey, how time flies!"
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"Sadly, we are reaching the end of yet another program"
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"And so it is finale time."
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"We are proud to be bringing to you"
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"One of the evergreen bucket kickers"
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"Yes, the wonderful death of the famous english admiral nelson."
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"Well, good evening, everyone"
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"And welcome to the second of our italian language classes"
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"In which we'll be helping you brush up your italian."
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"Now, last week we started at the beginning"
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"And we learned the italian for a spoon."
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"Now, I wonder how many of you can remember what it was?"
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"si, si!"
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"Sit down, mario-- giuseppe."
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"il cucchiaio."
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"Oh, well done, giuseppe"
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"Or as the italians would say, molto bene, giuseppe."
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"grazie, signore, grazie de tutta la sua gentilezza."
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"Well, now, this week we're going to learn"
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"Some useful phrases to help us"
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"Open a conversation with an italian."
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"Now, first of all, try telling him where you come from."
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"For example, I would say, sono inglese di gerrard's cross."
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"I am an englishman from gerrard's cross."
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"Shall we all try that together?"
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"si, si!"
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"sono inglese di gerrard's cross."
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"Not too bad."
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"Now let's try with somebody else-- mr..."
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"Mariolini, signor."
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"Mr. mariolini."
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"And where are you from?"
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"napoli, signor."
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"You're italian?"
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"si..."
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"si, si."
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"Well, in that case"
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"You would say, sono italiano di napoli."
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"ah... capisco."
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"mille grazie, signore."
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"per fa vore, signore."
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"Yes?"
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"non conosceve parliamente"
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"signor, devo me parlo"
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"sono italiano di napoli quando il habitare de milano."
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"che stupido!"
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"Sorry, I don't understand."
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"Ah... signor, my friend is saying..."
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"bitte, mein herr."
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"bitte, bitte."
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"was ist das wort fuer mittelschmerz?"
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"Helmut, you want the german classes!"
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"Oh... danke schoen."
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"Ah, das deutschen klassenzimmer."
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"Ach!"
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"My friend, he say, he say, why must I say"
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"'i am italian from napoli'?"
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"When he lives in milan."
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"Ah... well, tell your friend if he lives in milan"
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"He must say, sono italiano di milano."
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"eh, milano e tanto meglio di napoli!"
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"che cosa?"
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"si, I milanesi sono i megli nel mondo!"
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"He say, milan is better than napoli."
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"Well, he shouldn't be saying that."
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"We haven't done comparatives yet."
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"Yes, mothers, new improved whizzo butter"
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"Containing 10% more less"
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"Is absolutely indistinguishable from a dead crab."
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"Remember, buy whizzo butter and go to heaven!"
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"I can't tell the difference"
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"Between whizzo butter and this dead crab."
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"Yes, you know, we find"
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"That nine out of ten british housewives"
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"Can't tell the difference"
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"Between whizzo butter and a dead crab."
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"It's true."
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"It's true, we can't."
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"You're on television, aren't you?"
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"Yes, yes."
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"He does that thing with those silly women"
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"Who can't tell the difference"
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"Between whizzo butter and a dead crab."
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"Oh, yes."
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"You try that around here, young man"
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"And we'll slit your face."
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"Yes, with a razor."
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"Hello, good evening, and welcome"
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"To another edition of it's the arts."
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"We kick off tonight with the cinema."
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"Good evening."
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