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Clips from The Goldbergs - A Chorus Lie (S03E03)

"I'll phone you, saxophone you."
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"We're gonna have fun."
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"(SAXOPHONE PLAYS)"
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"Dude's confident, I'll give him that."
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"You've got a date to the dance."
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"Everybody's happy, and it all worked out."
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"What did I miss?"
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"We met a first chair in the school band."
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"ADULT ADAM: While Erica landed a date,"
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"I landed a seat at the Gimbels makeup counter."
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"What kind of sorcery is this?"
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"My giant zits are gone!"
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"Mama made you a promise."
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"Now your adorable punim is ready to light up that stage."
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"Just one problem, My singing voice."
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"My mom couldn't fix that."
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"That is, until some news broke that shook the country."
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"They've become international stars."
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"But behind the braids and break-dancing,"
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"it's been discovered that Milli Vanilli"
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"neither sang on their albums nor at their concerts."
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"That's unreal. They fooled everyone."
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"Yes, they really did."
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"And maybe you can fool everyone, too."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Say that again only just mouth the words."
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"(MOUTHING) What are you talking about?"
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"Did that look as good as it felt?"
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"Better! (GASPS)"
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"Problem solved, love bug!"
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"We're gonna Milli Vanilli the (BLEEP) out of that musical."
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"ADULT ADAM: My dad suggested that Erica take a chance on someone."
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"Unfortunately, that someone was this dude."
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"Yo. Is Erica here?"
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"Yo. She's upstairs. Who are you?"
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"Johnny Atkins. Yeah."
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"That Johnny Atkins. I'm her dad."
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"Yeah, that dad."
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"Mind if I just head up?"
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"Actually, I do."
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"Zang! Atkins likes."
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"All right, can I talk to you in the other room away from this person?"
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"Sure. Oh."
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"Who the hell is that?"
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"It's my date to the dance on Saturday. He wanted to hang."
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"That kid's your date? He's a moron."
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"Well, you're the guy who told me to give the morons a chance."
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"But I meant other morons. What other morons?"
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"Nice morons! Morons like that Geoff kid."
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"Schwartz? He's a moron."
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"They're all morons! That's what I'm saying."
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"But any other moron is better than that moron."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"I took your advice, but you don't get to actually choose who I date."
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"My dad's plans for Erica may have fallen apart. (SIGHS)"
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"But my mom's plan for me only needed"
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"to get past one person for it to succeed."
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"Susan, I really appreciate you"
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"agreeing to see me on such short notice."
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"Technically, I didn't agree. You just barged in during third period"
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"and yelled "class dismissed.""
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"Point is, I understand you're putting together a cast for this year's musical,"
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"and it's presented some challenges."
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"It's a real suck show. Uh, you're gonna be great."
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"I won't be, but that's sweet to say."
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"Well, what if I had a way to solve your problems,"
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"a way to make this your biggest hit yet?"
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"Mrs. Goldberg, we have been through this in the past."
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"You can't be in the musical."
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"No, no, I... I've come to accept that."
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"I'm talking about a different approach entirely."
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"Have you heard of this Milli Vanilli scandal?"
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"Big fan. It hit me hard."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"But what if someone could do the same thing"
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"only without making the same sloppy mistakes?"
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"Are you actually suggesting that Adam lip-sync his songs in the show?"
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"God, I guess hearing it out loud, it really does sound insane, even for me."
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"Screw it. I'm in."
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"Really? I'll get all the kids to do it."
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"I mean, what choice do I have?"
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"None. Yay."
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"Yay. Yay!"
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"Mouth it. Yay!"
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"(SAXOPHONE PLAYS)"
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"(CHUCKLES) Hey, Johnny."
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"Yo, looking forward to Saturday night. Me too."
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"So I'll pick up Carla first, be at your place around 7:00, cool?"
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"Cool. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Wait, what?"
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"Yeah, I'm also giving her a ride to the dance."
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"And she can hang out with us. And dance with us."
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"Are you taking both of us to the dance?"
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"Classic Johnny Atkins, am I right?"
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"How could you not see this coming?"
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"Because I have no idea who you are,"
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"other than an oddly confident band geek."
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"Shows what you know. Band geek in the front, rock God in the back."
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"Are you seriously okay with this?"
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"No, but I really feel like I can fix him."
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"But she can't, so what do you say?"
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"What do you think she says? Hit the bricks, bro."
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"Dude, I will punch you in the eyeball."
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"Erica, help me. He's serious."
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"(SIGHS) You know what, Johnny?"
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"That's a firm "no" to your creepy offer. Your loss."
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"Hey, Debbie Gordon, you got a date to homecoming yet?"
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"(SAXOPHONE PLAYS)"
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"Oh, man, that was so sweet of me, huh?"
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"So if it's looking like you're free Saturday night, then..."
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"I'm not going to the dance, Geoff."
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"Not with anybody."
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"(LIP-SYNCHING) ¶ I stuff her shoes with extra socks"
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"¶ Run seven blocks"
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"¶ In nothing flat"
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"¶ And I can do that"
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"¶ I can do that"
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"This is incredible. My grandson's a superstar."
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"¶ I'm watching sis go pitter pat"
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"¶ Said, I can do that"
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