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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - The Casino (S03E03)

"I need to borrow your credit card and not tell you why."
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"You can't tell me why"
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"you need to borrow my credit card?"
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"No explanation necessary."
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"- Really? - You're my best friend."
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"Oh, Marone. Are you kidding me?"
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"Fucking Knicks. They'll break your heart every time."
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"But I can't quit 'em. You know what I mean?"
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"-[chuckles]: Yeah. - Hey, listen, you're gonna have"
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"to pay me back, like,"
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"right away. ASAP, okay?"
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"'Cause the Patrick Ewing commemorative Discover Card,"
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"that's for emergencies only."
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"Get it back soon. Listen, I trust you."
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"You're my main man. I'd die for you."
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"-[chuckles] - Thanks again."
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"[baby crying]"
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"Yeah, I know that collecting dirt is shit work, but..."
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"I've never been to Europe before, so..."
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"- Seanie. - Yeah."
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"The past 20 years have not always been easy."
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"NANDOR: We are trapped in an eternal limbo"
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"at the Monaco Grand Hotel and Casino facility."
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"CHARMAINE: ...our roses and our thorns."
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"SEAN: Oh, look at that."
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"CHARMAINE: Oh, she already drank so much."
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"Our powers are waning, and our minds"
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"are turning into a thick, lumpy soup."
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"CHARMAINE: Yes, you have to say you're..."
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"NADJA: It is like hot onion water."
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"And then you put that in my head and that's my brain now."
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"SEAN: In the name"
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"of Jesus Christ."
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"[groaning]"
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"As the pages fall from the calendar,"
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"we can do nothing but wait..."
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"- No! -[Sean speaking indistinctly]"
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"...amongst the broken tulips"
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"in the Garden State."
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"NANDOR: Vow renewal"
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"ceremonies."
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"Too long. They're too long."
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"And I pronounce you man and wife."
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"NADJA: Pointless."
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"It has been weeks since any of us"
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"have had even a moment of slumber."
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"It's actually been only, like, 14 hours,"
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"but they get a little punchy"
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"when they don't get their sleep."
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"Three, two, one."
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"- Cheese. - Cheese. Let's do it."
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"OTHERS: Cheese!"
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"Okay, here we are in... [bad accent]: jolly ole England."
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"I'm in London, mate."
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"[normal voice]: Oh, that's not good."
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"Just got to get this dirt."
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"So I'm gonna put you guys down here."
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"I'm just here for British dirt for Laszlo."
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"All right."
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"Back on the plane."
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"- NANDOR: This Big Bang Theory is really very good. - Bazinga."
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"Very faithful to the slot machine."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah. - For the last time,"
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"can you turn this TV down?!"
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"Laszlo can be a real Leonard sometimes,"
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"- can't he? - Mm-hmm."
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"Laszlo is feeling very badly"
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"for taking $7,539"
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"from Sean for the airplane tickets."
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"Like a cheap thief."
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"- I need to sort this... - Yeah."
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"...and I need to sort it now."
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"NANDOR: Bazinga!"
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"NADJA: Shut up!"
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"What are you doing, playing Ping-Pong or basketball?!"
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"- Come on! - Seanie..."
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"Yeah. Hey, Laz."
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"Good to see you."
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"Fuck! Fuck me!"
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"Are you fucking kidding me?!"
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"Learn how to use the board!"
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"Geez..."
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"- Are you okay? -[sighs]"
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"Listen, Laz, can I be honest with you?"
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"Of course."
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"I used to have a..."
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"big-time gambling problem."
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"- Right. - Like, big-time. You know, I promised Charmaine,"
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"you know, I said, "Hey, listen, we go down to AC,"
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"- I'll be good this time." - Right."
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"And then I have just blown all the money"
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"that we were gonna use for the new deck."
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"And we still owe money for that stupid vow renewal."
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"And I've lost all of our money."
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"There's no money, Laz."
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"I got to make it back."
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"[crying]"
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey."
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"[crying]: She's gonna leave me, Laz."
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"She's gonna leave me."
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"- Yeah, yeah. -[blubbering]"
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"LASZLO: What good is some soil from your homeland"
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"when your best friend in the whole world is suffering?"
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"Seanie...!"
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"And then it hit me."
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"I know a few bambinos who are absolutely rolling"
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"in the dough-re-mi."
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"Surely they won't miss a few clams. [chuckles]"
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"Oh, this has been such a scream,"
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"catching up with you old so-and-sos. [chuckles]"
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"Unfortunately, I cannot hypnotize them"
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"due to my weakened state. But..."
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"I can definitely use my greatest non-vampiric power,"
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"my irresistible charms."
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"How's about you guys give me all the money you have?"
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"Hey, boys?"
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"I don't think so, sugar."
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"[hisses] You don't think so?"
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"Well, I do think so!"
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"'Cause if you don't empty your motherfucking wallets"
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