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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - The Casino (S03E03)

"- heavyweight champion... - GUILLERMO: And at 8:00 p.m., we all take our seats"
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"My name is B. J. Novak. I wanna tell you about this show I made."
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"It's a completely different episode every time."
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"- Pop culture. - Sex."
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"MAN: Revenge."
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"Here it is. Is that it?"
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"That's it."
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"NANDOR: Attention! The party bus will be leaving"
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"- in a moment! - We have"
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"a massive backlog of Vampiric Council business,"
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"and you all pick now to go on a trip?"
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"All work, no play makes Colin Robinson a dull guy."
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"Guillermo, there are two missing."
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"Great."
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"Holiday time!"
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"It has been several decades since we have taken"
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"an excursion away from our home."
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"But Sean and Charmaine..."
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"Seanie!"
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"Yes, exactly. Sean and Charmaine from next door"
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"have organized a group getaway"
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"to celebrate their anniversary."
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"- Yeah. - And..."
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"- they've invited us! -[playing piano]"
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"NADJA: For vampires, traveling away"
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"from home can be very difficult."
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"LASZLO: It's not the same as just flashing"
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"a few papers or wanking off Morris from steerage."
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"There's a lot more to it."
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"NADJA: Most important rule-- you must"
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"take with you the homeland soil of your coffin."
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"-Without this ancestral earth... - Thank you."
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"...you cannot sleep, you cannot leave,"
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"- Come. -...you cannot hypnotize,"
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"and your powers go"
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"to absolute liquid shit."
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"Take the soil with me. All of it."
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"- Tie a knot. Very safe. - LASZLO: There we are."
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"Ready to travel!"
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"[playing "Viva Las Vegas"]"
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"Some call our destination"
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"a mecca of the depraved."
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"America's premier nocturnal playground"
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"of hedonistic debauchery."
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"Sin City, U.S. of A., baby!"
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"♪ Viva Atlantic City♪"
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"-♪ Viva Atlantic City♪ - Atlantic City, baby!"
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"- Atlantic City, baby. -♪ Viva...♪"
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"Not you, Guillermo."
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"-♪ Viva♪ -♪ Atlantic♪"
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"♪ City!♪"
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"[playing Norma Tanega's "You're Dead"]"
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"♪"
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"♪ Don't sing if you want to live long♪"
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"♪ They have no use for your song♪"
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"-[cheering] - Atlantic City, baby!"
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"-♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead♪ -[siren wailing]"
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"♪ You're dead and out of this world♪"
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"-[groaning, cheering] -[retching]"
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"♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone♪"
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"♪ You sold out your dream to the world♪"
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"♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead, you're dead♪"
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"-♪ And out of this world.♪ - Come on, guys, get off the bus!"
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"Yeah!"
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"♪"
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"Here you go, my darling."
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"Your home away from home. [chuckles]"
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"[humming softly]"
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"[camera whirring]"
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"NANDOR: I'll be honest-- I'm jealous."
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"That cot looks pretty sweet."
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"Really? Do you want to trade?"
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"No, I was just being polite. It's obviously very shitty."
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"Thank you for the tiny bed."
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"I hereby present you, the innkeeper,"
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"with a feather from a female crow,"
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"as is customary amongst travelers."
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"[whispering]: Uh, sir, sorry, no, this is for you."
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"- I'll take that, thank you. - I'm going to spread my soil."
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"Hey, Nadja, Laszlo, you guys hitting the skins in there?"
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"NADJA: Yes, Colin Robinson, we are!"
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"Oh."
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"-[Nadja moaning] - NANDOR: ♪ Al Qolnidar.♪"
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"- LASZLO: It smells like shit. - LIZA: Okay, so 65% off, Nordstrom Rack."
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"- WENDY: [gasps] No! - Yes."
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"- What are you doing? - Stop. - On my mother."
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"- Norway? Wow. - No, well, Nordstrom Rack, yeah."
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"Ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding."
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"Ding, ding, ding!"
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"[clears throat] Now, anyone who knows me"
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"knows that I am not much for speeches."
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"- Seanie! - Hey! There he is!"
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"But, uh, I just want to say to my wife..."
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"That's me."
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"...that I adore you."
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"-[awwing] - Yeah. -[chuckles] I mean, look at us."
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"You know? It's 11 friends,"
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"all together."
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"- It's pretty amazing, you know? - Yeah."
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"Holy shit. [chuckles] It's just like Ocean's Eleven!"
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"-[chuckles] -[chuckles] "What, did you guys get a group rate"
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"- or something?" [laughs] -[laughs] Yes!"
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"[laughing]"
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"I love this woman!"
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"Okay, okay."
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"I've always been a Twelve man at heart."
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"But, recently, we rewatched Eleven,"
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"and I have to say that it's, uh, not just a prequel."
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"It's, uh... it's got a lot of world-building, too."
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"All right, let's bring it up a little bit."
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"Let's give a shout-out to my best buds."
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"- My main man Laz. - Seanie!"
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"To my guy. Frankie, we played peewee together."
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"- LASZLO: Frankie! - Yeah, you remember that?"
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"Hey, Mikey! Wake up! We played peewee together, too, right?"
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"- Oh! Holy shit! -[gasping] - Mikey!"
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"- What, are you drunk already?! - NADJA: Oh, no."
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"- There's glass in all our food. -[chattering]"
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"- We can't eat it. - Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up."
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"Gizmo, be a good familiar and fetch a broom."
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