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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - The Casino (S03E03)

"Well, I'm not a familiar anymore, so..."
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"Fetch a broom from the hostess now, Guillermo."
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"[chuckles]: Ooh, ah."
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"Cheeky prick."
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"GUILLERMO: Yeah, the transition"
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"from familiar to bodyguard has been, um..."
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"...not much of a transition, I guess?"
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"Guillermo is no longer a familiar."
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"So just make him feel like he's part of the team."
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"No, no, Nandor is right. I mean, at every office I've worked at,"
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"they always say, "We're a big family here.""
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"And it does motivate people to work harder"
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"and neglect their actual families"
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"and put up with all sorts of degrading shit."
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"GUILLERMO: Okay."
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"They are going to bring a mop and a broom."
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"COLIN: Oh."
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"- NANDOR: Hmm? -[Nadja clears throat]"
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"Um..."
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"Hello, Guillermo."
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"Um, do you have any, um..."
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"- interests? - NANDOR: That's a great question."
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"I was wondering that, too."
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"- Do I have any interests? - Hmm."
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"- Yes, of course I... - Wow! - COLIN: Very cool."
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"He's got interests and he knows what's... interesting."
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"- Yeah. I've got interests, too. - COLIN: Hmm."
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"It's important."
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"- Okay. - NADJA: We are the same."
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"- All with interests. - NANDOR: Mm."
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"Uh, you've got interests, don't you,"
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"- Colin Robinson? - I like to walk around."
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"- I like to stare. - GUILLERMO: Did I..."
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"did I miss something?"
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"We're all a big family here."
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"Right."
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"LASZLO: These interests that you have,"
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"- do they involve the fairer sex? -[chuckling]"
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"I'm not gonna do that."
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"- I'm not talking... - Guillermo, do you have yourself"
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"a little cutie, chubby little girlfriend?"
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"Why does she have to be chub-- You know what..."
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"- Maybe a boyfriend? -[gasps] Yes. Have you got"
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"a little secret, you little sick fuck?"
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"Yeah, come on, you stinky bitch. The library is open."
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"-[Nadja gasps] - Definitely not gonna talk about..."
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"- Oh, one of each, you dirty dog. - Ooh, yes, he does."
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"No, I... I just-- I guess I grew up in a family where, you know,"
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"talking about your private life"
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"is... that."
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"- It's private. - LASZLO: Oh, please."
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"Do you know what the most beautiful thing in the world is?"
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"What?"
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"Fucking."
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"The kaleidoscopic entwining"
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"of limbs and genitalia."
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"Men, women. Women, men."
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"Women, women, women,"
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"women, men, men, men, men."
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"Anything gets me hard."
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"Sometimes it's a problem."
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"Not to me."
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"Everyone fucks and sucks,"
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"- thousands of chaps and chap-esses... - Mm."
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"...before they meet the one. But if they're lucky,"
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"they can go off and fuck millions of others, like we do."
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"Don't think that was the case with my parents."
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"Tell us more about that."
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"You really want to know?"
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"- Yeah, yeah. - NANDOR: Yes. - Mm."
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"Uh, well, yeah."
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"It is tough. I mean, I remember being ten or 11"
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"- when I first realized that I was... -[grunts]"
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"Frankie put glass in the piccata and the restaurant comped us,"
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"so we got all these chips. Let's hit the casino."
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"- All right. - Come on, Nadia. Let's go watch this Rat Pack show"
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"- with the girls. - Did you say "the Rat Pack"?"
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"- CHARMAINE: Yeah, they're good. - They're here?"
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"Yeah, yeah, it's the Rat Pack."
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"LASZLO: Chips ahoy!"
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"-[squealing] - Yeah!"
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"NANDOR: Atlantic City, baby!"
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"- We're actually seeing the Rat Pack? - Yeah!"
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"NADJA: I couldn't bloody believe it"
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"when Charmaine said we were seeing the Rat Pack."
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"I mean, what a coincidence."
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"My old mateys, performing here, tonight!"
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"Oh, we used to have such fun together."
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"Hanging with the who's who of the local"
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"Cosa Nostra in the back room."
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"What can I say?"
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"We were just a bunch of night cats,"
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"and nobody was playing for keeps."
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"-[gunshots] - I used to scream,"
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""Ain't That a Kick in the Head!""
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"at every show because it was my favorite number and also,"
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"you know, what a stupid name for a song."
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"Frankie used to say that they should callme the Voice."
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"He'd say, uh,"
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""Nadja, I don't know what's more of a problem,"
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"your voice or my taste in blondes." [laughs]"
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"- Cheers, ladies! - I love alcohol."
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"I have to drink it. Um, num, num, num."
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"-["Ain't That a Kick in the Head" playing] - Okay, here they-they are!"
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"NADJA: Frankie! Deanie!"
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"Oh, this is amazing for me!"
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"It's me, Nadja! Hello!"
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"♪ How lucky can one guy be?♪"
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"NADJA: Oh, wow. I mean, they haven't changed at all."
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"Nadja from Antipaxos! Hello!"
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"They did say, uh, "Ring-a-ding-ding" a lot."
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"- Ring-a-ding-ding! - Which is one of their catchphrases."
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"It's Nadja! Do you remember?!"
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"All right."
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"NADJA: But, you know, crooners"
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"gonna croon."
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"♪ Tell me quick♪"
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"♪ Ain't that a kick♪"
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"♪ In the head...?♪"
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"Oh, boy. All right."
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