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Clips from Girls5eva - Separ8 Ways (S01E01)

"Listen to me."
Girls5eva
"I have been where you are."
Girls5eva
"It is not going to be easy, so let me tell you this."
Girls5eva
"If you are making a music video, the Ferrari company"
Girls5eva
"cannot legally keep you from filming a test drive."
Girls5eva
"Most USO invites are fronts for human trafficking."
Girls5eva
"And you can throw your body"
Girls5eva
"in front of Clive Davis's golf cart,"
Girls5eva
"but you cannot make him stop."
Girls5eva
"Godspeed, girl."
Girls5eva
"- Aw, thanks, Wickie."
Girls5eva
"- I was gonna have a moving company"
Girls5eva
"come pick up Ghislaine,"
Girls5eva
"but I think you should keep her."
Girls5eva
"[soft music]"
Girls5eva
"* *"
Girls5eva
"- [sighs]"
Girls5eva
"- Volume up, ladies."
Girls5eva
"Because I'm seriously obsessed with these."
Girls5eva
"They're called S'LEAKS,"
Girls5eva
"and they're the hottest shapewear"
Girls5eva
"that you could do anything in."
Girls5eva
"Periods, urine, solids,"
Girls5eva
"shit sneezes, gigglesquirts,"
Girls5eva
"and random slimes."
Girls5eva
"You can have a baby in these"
Girls5eva
"and then wear them to the club that night."
Girls5eva
"That's freedom."
Girls5eva
"- Perfect, Summer."
Girls5eva
"Now, if ya have a shit sneeze,"
Girls5eva
"let's go for one. - Okay."
Girls5eva
"- Okay, DJ Face World."
Girls5eva
"We're gonna do a little water flossing, you ready?"
Girls5eva
"- Why did Matt send you?"
Girls5eva
"I won't take off my helmet."
Girls5eva
"- No, no. Just, come here."
Girls5eva
"- No. - Where you goin'?"
Girls5eva
"- No, no one's seen my real face."
Girls5eva
"[tender piano music playing]"
Girls5eva
"- * Nobody knows me like you *"
Girls5eva
"* Nobody's touched me like you *"
Girls5eva
"* Every day, I hope and pray *"
Girls5eva
"* To see you again *"
Girls5eva
"* You're Le-Le-Le-Le-Lego man *"
Girls5eva
"* And I worry you might have a la-la-la-la-la-little sword *"
Girls5eva
"* Lego man *"
Girls5eva
"* Le-Le-Le-Lego, Lego *"
Girls5eva
"* Don't le-le-let go, let go *"
Girls5eva
"- I work with rescue dogs."
Girls5eva
"Come on. - No!"
Girls5eva
"- * Don't le-le-let go, let go *"
Girls5eva
"- Okay. I'll wait it out."
Girls5eva
"- * Le-Le-Le-Le-Le-Lego *"
Girls5eva
"* Don't let go, let go *"
Girls5eva
"[muttering]"
Girls5eva
"[upbeat melody]"
Girls5eva
"- I just pray Gal Gadot"
Girls5eva
"never sees what you did to her song "Imagine.""
Girls5eva
"But the way you worked together to defeat the warrior,"
Girls5eva
"you each brought something different to the table."
Girls5eva
"You threw punches. You swept his leg."
Girls5eva
"You did biting and popped his testicles like a bag of Fritos."
Girls5eva
"It was magic."
Girls5eva
"- [groans]"
Girls5eva
"- Listen to me carefully."
Girls5eva
"Cherish this time"
Girls5eva
"when you feel invincible together,"
Girls5eva
"because one day, it will be gone."
Girls5eva
"- Owwie, ow, ow. [laughs]"
Girls5eva
"I was, uh, planning on hitting on all four of you,"
Girls5eva
"but, uh, check please."
Girls5eva
"- Cut!"
Girls5eva
"- That's dinner, everybody. Eight minutes."
Girls5eva
"[bell dings]"
Girls5eva
"- All right, we're back in eight, everyone."
Girls5eva
"[phone vibrating]"
Girls5eva
"- Very happy to find your signed contract"
Girls5eva
"on my desk this morning."
Girls5eva
"[gasps] What's that sound?"
Girls5eva
"Choo, choo."
Girls5eva
"It is the opportunity train, Wickie!"
Girls5eva
"Starting with, instead of iced tea, from now on,"
Girls5eva
"you will be holding L'Oréal Paris hyaluronic acid serum."
Girls5eva
"- And do what with it? - Don't over-think it."
Girls5eva
"It's America's number one serum."
Girls5eva
"Opportunity two, they want you to do Jingle Ball."
Girls5eva
"- Jingle Ball? I'll do it!"
Girls5eva
"But only if the other three women sing with me."
Girls5eva
"- Ah, my God, are you still talking about Girls5eva?"
Girls5eva
"No!"
Girls5eva
"They want you, Flex and Stet to introduce"
Girls5eva
"one of the Jingle Ball acts. Nobody wants you to sing."
Girls5eva
"- Yes, I know. I was just kidding!"
Girls5eva
"[laughs]"
Girls5eva
"Humor is so fun!"
Girls5eva
"- In the future, let me know in advance"
Girls5eva
"when you're gonna do kidding."
Girls5eva
"I need to factor that in. Gotta run."
Girls5eva
"[phone disconnect tone] - And we are back in."
Girls5eva
"Come down from a laugh, judges. Now."
Girls5eva
"[bell dings] [laughter]"
Girls5eva
"- * Booty pop, flip, wow *"
Girls5eva
"* Swing me to the right *"
Girls5eva
"* Booty pop, flip *"
Girls5eva
"* Now, swing me to the side *"
Girls5eva
"* Booty pop, flip *"
Girls5eva
"* Pow, sidepieces for life *"
Girls5eva
"* Don't tell your wife *"
Girls5eva
"* Flip now, flip, wow *"
Girls5eva
"- Hmm, they're really making that work."
Girls5eva
"- Glad you said yes. - [sighs] Yeah."
Girls5eva
"Well, I saw my future if I clung to this dumb dream."
Girls5eva
"- Clive Davis won't stop his golf cart."
Girls5eva
"- Right. Yeah."
Girls5eva
"I thought I should be an adult here."
Girls5eva
"I mean, this is still making music."
Girls5eva
"- Exactly. And off that,"
Girls5eva
"Pippa loves the song about Olivia Coleman"
Girls5eva
"and wants to know if you could tweak it"
Girls5eva
"to be about pussy in yoga pants."
Girls5eva
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