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Clips from Girls5eva - Separ8 Ways (S01E01)

"- Oh. What?"
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"- [chuckles] Oh, fancy Nancy."
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"- You remember Dawn Solano?"
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"- From Girls5eva? - Yeah."
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"You were behind me at Fallon. - Yeah."
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"- I always know what's behind me."
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"TV, sushi, photo of Walt Frazier."
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"- Wow, you are Observant, Little Stinker."
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"- It's just Stinker now. I'm a big boy."
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"- Dawn's got some great ideas for your new album."
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"- Ears open, heart's wide."
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"- Cool. - I gotta go."
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"- Um, okay, I was thinking something about how you have"
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"to give up a huge part of yourself"
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"just to be in the orbit of the thing you love,"
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"but the compromise erases any satisfaction"
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"you'd get from "success.""
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"- Yeah, those are some big boy problems right there,"
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"straight up Stink. - Okay."
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"Cool."
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"Yeah, so I don't know if you wanted--"
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"- Hey, look."
Girls5eva
"There's two more ladies that were behind me."
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"- Summer? - [gasps] Gloria?"
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"both: Dawn?"
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"- Have you guys read this script?"
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"There's so much wordplay."
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"- Thank you. It's pun, right?"
Girls5eva
"I said pun instead of fun,"
Girls5eva
"making a pun with the word "pun.""
Girls5eva
"It's for the back of the room. Anyway."
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"- "American Warrior Singer" judges."
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"You're up next. Ready to rock?"
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"- So, we all Wickied."
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"We're all one of Nance's pretty little ponies, huh?"
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"- Okay, for the record, I didn't Wickie."
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"I was abandoned by all of you."
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"- Don't shame me."
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"When I made top docs,"
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"it was a stunning reminder"
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"that I can't ignore my gifts."
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"And Nance is taking me to the next level."
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"I'm here to pitch a new line"
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"of diamond engagement grills to A$AP Rocky."
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"- Oh, sorry, but I have the best excuse."
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"You know, I have to pay for a very expensive divorce"
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"because you forced me to examine my life, Gloria."
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"- Sorry I helped you grow."
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"- Well, Nance is helping me grow now."
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"You all are looking at the face, thighs,"
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"and crotch of S'LEAKS."
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"They put the "waste" in waist trainer."
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"Different spelling."
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"I'm here doing the dunk tank in the mom tent"
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"to demonstrate abortion-- ab-absorption."
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"Ugh, I gotta get it right on the day."
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"rappers: * From Tokyo to the Amazon *"
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"* Paris, France *"
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"* To your front lawn *"
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"* Everybody's doing *"
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"* Everybody's doing the splingy *"
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"- Cray? - * Woah-oooh *"
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"* First you... * - "The splingy"?"
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"both: * What's that noise? Shimmy, shimmy *"
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"* Shake it down to ground, two-handed salute *"
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"* Then back it up, back it up, back it up *"
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"- Oh, come on!"
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"[scoffs]"
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"- Ladies?"
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"Maybe Girls5eva"
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"doesn't have to be over, over."
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"- [sighs] - Maybe we just, um--"
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"we should just call it a hianus."
Girls5eva
"- You mean a "hiatus." - No, the word's "hianus,""
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"just cause you, like, lift your butt up"
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"as you walk away from something."
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"Don't gaslight me. I'm 100% on this."
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"- Okay, fine. Okay."
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"We're officially on an indefinite hianus."
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"- Hi. - What?"
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"[gasps] Wickie!"
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"- I wanna do Jingle Ball. - What?"
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"- Yeah, and I wanna be hand-fed by Gillian Anderson"
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"like a complicated rescue horse,"
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"but we don't all get our ultimate dream."
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"- So what? Let's just do it!"
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"- Are you crazy? - How?"
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"- Uh, we just went on hianus. - I don't know."
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"But we are 30 feet from doing what we set out to do,"
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"and to hell with anyone who says we're not worthy."
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"We came here in 2001 and got bumped for Enrique Iglesias."
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"- Daddy's boy. - Fake mole."
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"- He could still get it."
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"- I don't wanna leave again without singing."
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"I thought I could take the cushy road,"
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"but this is killing me!"
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"We are talent, damn it!"
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"Don't you think it's a sign that we're all here?"
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"- No, stop. Wickie, I--"
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"I finally wised up."
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"I'm starting something new, and it's kind of working."
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"I can't throw it all away just for a moment of fun."
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"I learned that in seventh grade health class."
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"- Yeah?"
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"And I signed a thousand-year contract"
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"that if I violate, I lose everything."
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"My job, my glam army."
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"- No! - My six-figure bonus"
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"to move into the Judge Dread house,"
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"a mansion where reality judges live among horror pranks."
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"[suspenseful music]"
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"* *"
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"- [screams]"
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"- You can't throw all that away!"
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"You know that road, Wickie. It's hard."
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"- Well, then enjoy watching the life"
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"drain from my eyes as I walk"
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"onto the greatest stage in the world"
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"and read this!"
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"- We really have to go."
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