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Clips from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

"I'm gonna hit you so fucking hard, you'll be blind!"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Please don't hurt him!"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Watch me. I'll let you know when I'm gonna move."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Yeah, then how am I gonna finish my movie, then? Jesus. Holy fuck."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- They're going to kill us, Steve. - I'm patting you on the back now, Klausy."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Don't be scared. I'm gonna get us through this, everybody. Ogata. Como esta. Pel?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Wake up, Ned-o! I'm sorry I yelled at you."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I need to speak with the man in charge."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I kept rolling till they put this hood on me."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"OK. Apparently they're taking a hostage. Obviously they've chosen Ned."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Now that they've found out I speak Filipino, they seem to be changing their minds."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Do you have a vault? They wanna know. - There's no vault."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Ned-o, can you hear me?! We'll get you back, Billy."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Is everybody else safe? Anne-Marie, are you OK?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I need to find a baby for this father."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Yeah, I think I know what you mean."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Here we go."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Steve... what are you... - I said get your ass the hell off of my boat!"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I've never seen a bond-company stooge stick his neck out like that."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"What's that sound? Is that...?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Vikram, get some cutaways of this miracle."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Those fucking amateurs. You left your dog, you idiots."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Shouldn't we give him to the authorities or something?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"No."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I'll write up a few words to read over him."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"How you holding up there, intern? Doing OK?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Ned, how many fingers am I holding up?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I believe it's criminal that Steve allowed this to happen to us, by which I mean illegal."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"We're being led on an illegal suicide mission by a selfish maniac."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Saint Paul said to the Corinthians:"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
""Without kin, no man may regard himself kindly. Without s...""
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Holy shit! Son of a bitch. Cut."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"This is Captain Hennessey. We've come in response to your distress signal..."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Good God, is that you, Steven?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Run downstairs, put a tarp over anything that says "Hennessey" on it."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- What about this guy? - Just throw him over the other side."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Correct?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I know how you feel. Some crooked fuckers just stripped my Sealab, you know."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I can tow you as far as Port-au-Patois. I'll need your signature on that invoice first."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"It accounts for the expenses of the rescue, my time and that of my crew."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"This is more than the budget of my project."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"It's an estimate. What's your dog's name?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Cody."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Be still, Cody."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I have to run this by my bond-company stooge."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Oh, I dined with Eleanor last weekend."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Say, how's Team Zissou holding up without her?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
""What'd I do? Is it all my fault?""
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"There are others that were here before that."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I mean, what am I supposed to do? I don't know."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"if you're not against me, don't cross this line."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"If yes, do."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Are you sure? - Yes, I am."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Wait a second. What are we doing? You said cross the line if..."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Do it again. I misunderstood."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Hi, Ross. I got your corrections on the proofs."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You'll hear from us... sometime."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I feel as if life has..."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Will you write to me?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Actually, I went ahead and stamped and self-addressed 50 or so envelopes"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"just to make it easier for you."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Thanks. I'll use them."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Each one has three blank pages in it, and..."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"OK."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I bet I'm gonna really miss you, Ned."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I feel like my heart's almost getting broken."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I guess I'm overreacting."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Is that really true?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Yes, it is."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Actually, I'm surprised you didn't cross the line yourself."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- What line? - The line I drew on the deck just now."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- You weren't up there? - No."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You're kidding."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I just lost all my best interns. I thought you were supposed to be covering this."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- You just said it was off the record. - But you didn't know that."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- I was down here packing. - You're at the wrong breaker."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"So you are leaving."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You're jumping ship on me."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I'm going to scrap the article."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You mean you're not even gonna write the cover story on me?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Sorry, Steve. Everything just got too weird, that's all."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"But I gave you a goddamn show-stopper up there."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- That's none of your business. - OK. Are you?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You're gonna miss the jaguar shark or whatever it is if it actually exists."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Are you crying?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You cry easily, don't you?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"This never would've happened if Eleanor was with us."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Thanks, man. - Your luck had better change soon, mate."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Now I must away. I'll send you a postcard."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- What? Where are you going? - Abroad for a spell, my darling."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"It's my passport status, you see. I'm X-9 at the moment. Legally, I'm a fugitive."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Wait a second. They stole my budget, my boat's broken,"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"you're ditchin' me up the creek. What am I supposed to do here?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Well, I must say, nothing's jumping to mind."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Land ho! Port-au-Patois, dead ahead."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Port-au-Patois. Port-au-Patois ho!"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Ho!"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Land ho!"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You're all getting "incompletes"."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"This is bullshit."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Yes, I do. Tell me now."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I need some money to get the boat out of hock"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"and rescue my bond-company stooge who got kidnapped."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"No."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Javier, te presento Steve."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Necesito cinco minutos. - I'd be jealous about you staying at Ali's"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"except I always thought he was a closet queer."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"So how's your father-son relationship coming along?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Well, nobody has a real lock on any of this, so I don't know how it all times out."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I mean, I know I want him to think of me like a father."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"that he could really be my actual... biological son..."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"..is very difficult for me."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"OK."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"But anyway, I'm sorry."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"That's true."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I don't know."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Doesn't matter, anyway. It's probably the last adventure I've got in me."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I wonder how much I could get for it."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I turn my back, and the bullshit begins."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Ned, you're a scumbag."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
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