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Clips from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

"And, Jane, you're a goddamn liar."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"What the fuck are you doing in here?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"What the F are you doing in here?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I warned you about being in other people's cabins. You were supposed to go home."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You convinced me to stay and finish the story."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"It's all I have with me."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I told you I have a bit of a thing for her. "Not this one, " I said."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You said, "Not this one, Klaus.""
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- So you heard me? - You're too old for me, Steve."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Yes."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Follow me."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Are you two fighting? - I'll deal with you later."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Look, Steve, I know we both like her"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You think that's what this is about? Shit, what has that bull dyke been telling you?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"All right, I'm gonna warn you now, be a gentleman."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Cut!"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You don't know me. You never wanted to know me."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I'm just a character in your film."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"It's a documentary. It's all really happening."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Well, damn you for that."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Go to bed, you sons of bitches."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"That's it. I'm gonna fight you, Steve."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You never say, "I'm gonna fight you.""
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I think your Team Zissou ring might've caught me on the lip."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I just don't see it."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Nothing."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"That's so arrogant. That's... Screw off."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"It sounds better."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"It doesn't mean the same thing."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"A week before she killed herself, my mother told me"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"that you'd known about me since the day I was born."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I ought to have stayed in Kentucky where I belong."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Quiet."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Remind me to send Eleanor's parents a thank-you note"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- on the good correspondence stock. - OK."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"This is the message we received earlier"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I am blindfolded and my arms are bound,"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"but a boy has been kind enough to assist me,"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"so I thought I would ask if... What? No."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Well, thanks for checking in, Bill."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Next time, maybe you could let us know where you're at."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Based on the quality of the connection, the variety of wildlife in the background,"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"and the elapsed time between Mr Ubell's capture and this message,"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"there's a good chance he's on one of the Ping Islands."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"There used to be a four-star hotel on Little Ping."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"But the entire island was destroyed by a monsoon five years ago."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"It's been uninhabited ever since."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Eleanor has always been the brains behind Team Zissou."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I know. I'm saying, after that."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Just because I've decided to save your neck"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"and help you do this rescue doesn't mean you've won me back."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Yes, ma'am."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Is the father out of the picture?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Actually, I was sort of terrified about having this baby."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Right now, I'm not really scared of anything."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Maybe it's my hormones. - That makes sense."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I'm gonna tell you something confidentially which won't be mentioned again."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"It's the thing that puzzles me about Ned's situation."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- What is it? - Zissou shoots blanks."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I think maybe it's because he spent half his life underwater."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"A reef surrounds the Ping Islands, warning intruders to keep their distance."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Today, we discover one of its victims off the coast of Ping 3."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Our colleague, Alistair Hennessey, and his crew are nowhere to be found."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"We will land at dawn."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Not bad."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"All right, let's go."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Oh, shit. Swamp leeches."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Everybody check for swamp leeches and pull 'em off."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Nobody else got hit? What's the deal?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"made the best rum Cannonball I've ever tasted."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Thanks. Thanks a lot for not picking me."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"What? We're smack in the middle of a lightning-strike rescue op, Klaus."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- What's the deal? - I'm sick of being on B squad."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Don't you know me and Esteban always thought of you as our baby brother?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I've always thought of you two as my dads."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Wolodarsky, you got something?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Not yet."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Anybody see anybody?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Empty."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I think this whole place is deserted."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Dammit, Steve!"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I'm disappointed in myself."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"My first wife, Jacqueline, and I spent our honeymoon here."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Things are pretty different now."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Did you get that, Vikram?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"By the way, I've been trying to think of a nickname that might mean the right thing."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I came up with "Papa Steve"."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"It won't happen again. I mean it."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"See, for me to meet a guy like you at this time in my life..."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I don't know. Uh... it's just..."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I wanna communicate my feelings to you,"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"but... I think I might start to cry."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"There's something in the coat check."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Jesus."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"These pirates are monsters."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"But remember, I shot one of their guys in the neck last week and killed him, so..."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Where's Cody?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Cody?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"See you..."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"They were in there after all! Run! Go! Move now!"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Vikram got some great footage of your boat. I guess it's totalled?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Perhaps. We're extremely well insured. I'll probably come out ahead."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"They made soup of my research turtles."
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"Klausy, Ned-o."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Dig in and hold these rustlers off while I call in the rendezvous."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"We'll meet on the beach."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"No, Captain."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"No, wait. They might have another set. Just blow it up."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Hey, Ned."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"That's it. I'm retired."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Oh, no, we forgot Cody. We gotta go back."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"See, this represents the Belafonte. And here's Pescespada Island,"
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"and that circle represents friendship,"
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"and the K here stands for Klaus."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Where's your symbol, Ned?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I didn't wanna impose myself."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Klaus is right. The flag needs a Ned symbol."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I suppose we could put an N on the side of that octopus."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"What's that stand for over there?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
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