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Clips from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

"Wow. That's a rough ticket."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I had this image of you on the wall above my aquarium all through primary school."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Oh, yeah? You mean the official photograph, where I'm doing this?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"That's the one."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Well, maybe it's just me, but I don't feel like that person."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I never did."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Why did you abandon Ned?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I didn't. I never even met him."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"What kind of piece are you writing, cubbie?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Are you gonna screw us on this deal?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You really think it's cool to hit the sauce when you got a bun in the oven?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Pele, bring us back down, please."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I don't have a problem with objective reporting."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"What I have a problem with is some wombat coming on my boat,"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"trying to railroad me. Why don't you see if you can get one of these dolphins"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Nah. Either they can't hear us, or they don't understand."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Quiet out there tonight."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"That was the sludge tanker, but..."
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"- I have some ideas. - You mean the patch?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Yeah. It's probably kind of dated, isn't it?"
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"All right."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I hope so."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You mean like a fan letter?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Did I write you back?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I try to answer as many personally as I can."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
""Dear Ned Plimpton, first, in answer to your question - always.""
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
""My wife tells me it is actually a type of gnat.""
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
""I remember your mother. Take care of yourself, Ned Plimpton.""
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Yeah, more or less standard boilerplate, I guess."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"There's some real high-tech gear inside this deal, believe me."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Who locked us out? - No one. We're trespassing."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Captain, I am required by law to notify the bank of any illegal activities."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"This is Captain Hennessey. You have trespassed on a private facility."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Turn on your tape recorder."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Is it the jaguar shark? - On the record, yes."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"But you've actually located the shark."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You better bet your ass we did. All right, everybody,"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"we got about 25-30 minutes before the Coast Guard gets here to arrest us."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I want you all to get Hennessey's best gear onto the Belafonte in 15."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Steve."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Yeah, we're taking the shortcut. - But it's outside IMU jurisdiction."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I know, honey. Look at the map."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You have the Bernstein 9. Just upgraded last summer."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"One of the interns just fell down the stairs with the tracking processor."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You catching anything?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Hook this up and make me a latte."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"but she's got some moves."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I agree."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"our paths should converge in less than four days."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I don't know. We might have them mixed up."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Yeah. Let's make a dive at 6am, scope out the phantom signal."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Do me a favour. Next time you get a hot idea in front of the reporter,"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"whisper it in my ear first."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Otherwise I look like kind of a daydream Johnny, you know?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You let him change your name?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Well, we changed it together. - What was it before?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Change it back, Ned. I really don't see you as a Kingsley Zissou."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Do you think Steve and I have a family resemblance?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"No."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Here."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"in case you want to wear it like a necklace."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Happy with the piece, Jane? - What are you doing in here?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Am I? No."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I'm sorry that you think my red hat is, uh... What's the word you use? "Contrived.""
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
""The Zissou of my childhood represents all the dreams I've come to regret"?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- What? Why? - I have to start locking my effing door."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"It was locked. I kicked it in. Why don't you just curse, like other people?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"OK. That makes sense. Well, please clean up your room, anyway."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- It looks like a goddamn typhoon hit it. - Oh, get out."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I'll have an intern come and fix the door."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Apparently some crooked fuckers broke into my Sealab yesterday."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"It doesn't say. Probably just trashed the place. I'm so... pissed, I wanna spit."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Let's start with the reverse."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"OK, roll it, Vikram."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Would it be possible for me to address you as "Dad" in this scene?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"It's not a bad impulse, though, some kind of nickname."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"How about "Stevesie"?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"That's good. Try it. What were you gonna say before?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Good luck, Stevesie. - Fantastic. Let's go."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"OK, action."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Let's check it out."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"We examine the site but are careful not to disturb forensic evidence. How was that?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Not bad. The first take was a little faster."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Is it loose?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Klaus. Klaus? - Ja."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"May I have a word with you, please?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"What?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Why'd you do that? - I owed you one."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"But you gave me a warning already."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- You stood up for yourself. - I still owed you one."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Now I owe you one. - No. Now we're even."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Why are you doing this? He's not my father, you know. I don't have that."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- What are you talkin' about? - We're even, dammit. That's it!"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"No, it was like a beat-up little jalopy. I don't know what you'd call it."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- You didn't see it? - I didn't see it, boss."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Is that him? - That's him."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I've never felt a baby in someone's stomach before."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I think you'll make a very good single mother."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Thanks. - Although it does put you both"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Steve's got a little bit of a thing for you."
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"Why do you say that?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Really?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Well, I think you hurt his feelings, but..."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"He says I hurt his feelings?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"So... effed up."
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"Five..."
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"two..."
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"Steve, would you please open the door?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Jane, is, uh, Ned in there?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Stevesie, what's happening? Are those hijackers?!"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Oh, my God, you're right. Stevesie, look..."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"So you were reading to each other in French?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"No, it's in English. It was translated."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Why not? - It's just kind of an unwritten maritime rule"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Especially the goddamn lookout."
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"- I'm so sorry. - So am I."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You hung us out to dry."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"If we don't handle this right, we're gonna all get murdered,"
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"including her unborn British child."
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"I'm gonna kill you for that, asshole!"
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