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Clips from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

"I think you're a fake."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"And I think you're a phony and a bad reporter."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Does this seem fake?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"How dare you!"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"This entire article was my idea. No one else gives a shit."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You're taking something out on me."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Stop crying. What's the deal here?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I was only trying to defend myself."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Well, you did a great job."
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"So... you really think you're a Zissou?"
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"You travelled a long way for "I don't know", sonny."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Klaus, don't call me sonny. - One more thing."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- You hear me? - Yes, I do."
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"Klaus!"
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"Ja?"
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"If you ever touch me again,"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I will kick your goddamned teeth out, is that understood?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Not if I don't see you first, sonny."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Don't tell her anything personal."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"If you're not sure about something, change the subject and look for me."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I don't think she's a lesbian. She's pregnant."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Bull dykes can get pregnant."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Anyway, I'd back out now, but we need the press."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Steve?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"About five years ago. I read it in an article about myself."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Did you believe it?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"It was in the paper. I assumed they... checked their facts."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Because I hate fathers, and I never wanted to be one."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I forgot. Your correspondence stock came in."
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"Hi, Ross. Started today."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"What am I doing here?"
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"I miss you and..."
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"Listen, I'm not leaving this message."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"The script girl uses these for continuity."
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"- Here. - Oh, no, no, no."
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"No exceptions. Everyone gets one."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Anne-Marie, do the interns get Glocks?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"No, they all share one."
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"Take it, Ned."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Steve! - What?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Zissou here. - Oseary Drakoulias on line two."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Yeah?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I spoke with Larry Amin, and it's a pass."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"In other words, you fucked us."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Let's not cast stones at one another, my boy."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Do you hear me, dammit? Do you? - No, I don't!"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- I told you how to play it! - Bloody hell. Listen here, mate..."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"May I interrupt for a moment?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I don't know your problems. I don't know..."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Would that amount make any difference?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"What sort of expression is the lad wearing on his face?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Can you fly a chopper?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I have, but I'm certainly not licensed in any way, shape or form."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Great. Let's go."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I don't know. Klaus is supposed to check it every six months."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You're back on the water, boys. The wire transfer came through from Kentucky,"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"and Jackman and Wordsley are going to gap-finance the rest."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"But we have a few hooks on it, so take a pew for a spell."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Number one, the bank want a drug screen for everyone on the crew"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"before they'll forward the money."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- A piss test? - Yes, a piss test."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Two, a stooge from the bond company"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- Who's the stooge? - A chap by the name of Bill Ubell."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Three, you must swear, legally swear,"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"that you'll not kill that shark, or whatever it is,"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I'm going to fight it, but I'll let it live."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- What about my dynamite? - Phillip, dynamite."
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"I'm off to Zurich. Follow me, chaps."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Mr Ubell, I'd like for you to know Steve Zissou and our equity partner Ned."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I hope you're not gonna bust our chops, Bill."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Well, I'm also a human being."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"All right, I take that back."
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"Yeah."
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"Ho!"
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"Come on."
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"1, 2, 3."
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"Attaboy. Attaboy."
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"Here he is. Here he is. Come on."
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"You OK, Ned? You OK?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"He just drank a little too much water."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"How are you shooting this, Vikram? Wide open?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Wait. Hold it."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Is that a distress bark?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Is something wounded out there?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"We thought they were extinct. Her ankle's broken."
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"- Ogata? - Yeah."
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"Run and get some hot milk and put these guys in the incubator."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"We radio for the emergency transport of our rare beautiful new friends."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"That's what it used to be like."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Had Ned's heart stopped beating before we pulled him out of the water?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Yes. But we got him started again pretty quickly."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Who's gonna tell us the Latin names of all the fishes and everything?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You know I can't remember all that shit."
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"Please stop, Eleanor. Eleanor, stop."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I don't want to be a part of whatever's gonna happen out there."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- That's the whole concept. - That's how we've always done it."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"I can't believe you took that boy's money."
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"He's my sidekick."
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"The sugar crabs are back."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"They're early this year."
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"I've never seen them mating before the solstice."
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"Is that mating?"
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"Don't say that. Even if it's true... don't say that."
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"- It's too painful. - What do you want me to say?"
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"Say bon voyage."
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"junior-grade diving tech, executive producer."
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"Energetic, spirited, youthful."
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"Normally we would track the jaguar shark with the scanning monitor,"
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"but its power tubes have seized up and blown a gasket."
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"We proceed to the more advanced system located on a colleague's offshore facility."
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""Zissou has an almost magical connection to the life of the sea.""
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
""He speaks its language fluently. I've never met a boy like that in all my life.""
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"- Lord Mandrake. - You should have opened with that one."
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"On the rocks?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"You wanna go up in my balloon?"
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"- I like her hairdo. - Me too, but Steve called it first."
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"- I'm sorry I made you cry the other day. - Oh."
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"I'm going through some personal problems."
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
"Well, I'm... five months pregnant. My editor's the father."
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"He's married, but... not to me."
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