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Clips from 30 Rock - Meet the Woggels! (S06E06)

"- ♪ Gonna push that daydream ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪"
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"- ♪ Gonna build a daydream ♪ - ♪ Yeah yeah ♪"
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"- ♪ Gonna see it through ♪ - ♪ Yeah yeah ♪"
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"♪ Gonna build a mountain and a daydream ♪"
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"- ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ - ♪ Gonna build a heaven ♪"
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"♪ From a little hell ♪ ♪ Little hell ♪"
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"♪ Gonna build a heaven ♪"
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"- ♪ And I know darn well ♪ - ♪ Darn well ♪"
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"- ♪ With a lot of care ♪ - ♪ Yeah yeah ♪"
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"♪ And take my daydream up the mountain ♪"
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"♪ Gonna build a mountain gonna build it high ♪"
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"♪ I don't know how I'm gonna do it ♪"
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"Well, Colleen ruined the ribbon-cutting."
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"She's in New York. She's been here for weeks,"
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"Oh, my God, is she okay?"
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"They gave her the same heart pump Dick Cheney had."
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"She's going to bury us all."
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"Do you think maybe she had the surgery in New York"
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"to be close to you, so you guys could, you know, have the talk?"
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"Lemon, my mother did explain sex to me, three years ago."
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"No, I mean,the talk."
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"You need to sit down and say how you feel"
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"so you don't have any regrets."
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"I've done it, Jack, and it isn't easy,"
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"but it's very rewarding."
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"and before you die, I want you to know that I know."
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"I know you Donaghys think you're so tough,"
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"but Colleen is here because she's trying"
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"Just get in the same room with her,"
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"I guar-on-tee."
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"Uh, Lemon, I assure you,"
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"my mother is not in New York to spend time with me."
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"She already wants to leave my apartment"
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"There was no need for us to start jabbering"
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"about our feelings and sobbing"
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"like Bill Belichick listening to Adele."
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"Okay, fine."
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"- But you and your mom-- - Nope."
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""you only regret the things you didn't do."
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"- Last word. - Damn it!"
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"- ♪ Loot da doo da doo ♪ - What is that?"
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"Oh, it's nothing."
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"It's just a song I've been fiddling with."
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"Or, as we say in Australia,"
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"a song I've been fiddling wazzle."
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"It's good."
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"And this is coming from someone"
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"Quincy Jones once pushed off a boat."
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"because he knows you're the real genius of the Woggels."
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"Do you think so, Jenna?"
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"It matters what this brain thinks."
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"- Lemon, there you are. - Good morning, Jack."
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"I'd prefer a meat one."
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"Yes, Colleen and I did talk."
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"Specifically, she said a car was circling the block,"
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""casing the house.""
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"I tried to explain that those were all different taxi cabs,"
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"and she said, "then why is the same man driving all of them,""
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"and insisted on leaving."
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"because Dean Cain is always there"
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"hoping to get recognized."
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"I tried to leave her at the Bodies" exhibit--"
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"God, that is all just a smoke screen."
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"She's acting out because she wants to have the conversation,"
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"and you won't meet her halfway."
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"I decided something last night"
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"one of which was an inscrutable emoticon."
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"Hold it sideways,"
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"it's me going like this:"
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""Talk to your mother!""
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"and we're going to deal with it our way."
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"Well, your way is wrong,"
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"and I bet Colleen agrees with me."
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"I'm glad you said that, Lemon."
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"Can we do something about the temperature in here?"
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"I'd like it humid and cold."
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"Duck!"
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"Russ wrote a song."
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"A great song."
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"And if you don't sing it at the Gwammys,"
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"which is the Grammys for toddlers, Russ is going solo."
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"Russ, I write the songs here, so you have to choose."
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"Her, or us?"
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"In Australia, "woggel" means "white.""
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"I want to lick that turtleneck off of you."
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"Yeah. Come on, Jenna."
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"Anyone can be replaced."
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"Especially girlfriends."
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"I mean, Russ."
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"Paul is American for Russ."
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"You know what?"
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"Are you on drugs or something?"
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"Don't you think, at a certain point in life,"
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"parents and children should sit down and express their feelings"
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"before it's too late?"
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"God on a wheel!"
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"Jackie and I know how we feel."
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"We don't have to say it out loud like a couple of gays"
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"getting married in jean shorts in Provincetown"
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"while I'm just trying to enjoy an ice cream on the pier!"
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"whose song The Living Years I definitely remember."
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""Say it out, speak it clear."
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""You should listen, dude. Also, hear."
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"You have two minutes"
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"to find that battery before I die."
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"George Foreman is not going to Stanford."
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"He's decided to permanently join the entourage."
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"Wait, he's not going to college?"
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"Look, yesterday was the first time I've ever spent the day"
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"with my dad like that, and..."
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"I just want to keep doing it."
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"doing father and son stuff?"
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"Down the Luxor pyramid."
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"Vel franchise into the ground."
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"An orangutan."
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"Well, sir..."
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"That doesn't mean you're a bad father."
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"What's up?"
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"You had the baby?"
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"I don't know what to do."
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