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Clips from 30 Rock - Meet the Woggels! (S06E06)

"I wish I had a father to talk to."
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"But Liz Lemon is the only person I know who even has a father."
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"Well, Mr. Jordan, speaking from experience,"
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"But, if you want to talk about wheelhouses--"
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"Liz Lemon it is."
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"♪ Mommy kangaroo mommy kangaroo ♪"
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"Oh, God."
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"I'm the baby kangaroo who went on the walkabout."
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"I'm glad you're feeling well enough to travel."
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"Jack, can we make sure the pilot is a man."
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"I'm a little skittish about lady pilots."
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"Yes, mother, captain Chuck Cutler."
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"I'm told he has a mustache."
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"I know it won't be welcome,"
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"but I will point out that this is your final "talk-portunity.""
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"- Not another word, Lemon. - Sew up your cabbage hole, girl."
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"Lime to a Lemon, you need to tell me"
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"what to do about George Foreman."
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"Liz, has this whole walkabout thing been a mistake?"
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"- Why I came here, so I guess... - What if Paul's actually..."
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"- I'll just go to the beach. - Replaced me?"
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"If you are having a problem with a loved one,"
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"Communicate!"
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"Go to Paul, go to George Foreman."
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"Before you lose them forever,"
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"Have the talk."
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"Do you think we're idiots?"
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"If you were my kid,"
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"I'd mail you back to the stork."
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"because I spilled juice on a couch reserved for the pope,"
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"which has still never been used."
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"He'll come."
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"I forgive you."
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"I forgive you, too."
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"You know, you've always been my favorite child."
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"Thank you."
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"You never gave me any trouble."
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"You always ate your vegetables,"
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"you went to church,"
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"and you loved breast feeding."
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"I just wanted to make you proud of me."
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"That's all I ever wanted."
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"it's because of you."
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"Oh."
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"Not a part of this, I get it."
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"But I made this happen!"
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"because my tongue caught what my foot has."
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"I love you, dad."
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"And I'm gonna love you no matter what."
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"or a philanthropist who devotes his life to others."
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"But dad, college doesn't start for another five months."
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"I said, good-bye, my son."
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"I've been replaced."
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"Look on the bright side."
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"It's not much,"
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"but I thought maybe you could put it in Liddy's room."
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"Oh."
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"Well, I know, but I wanted to make sure you got it."
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"If your plan was to have surgery,"
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"then go back to Florida without ever seeing me,"
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"why did you bring this with you?"
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"What is this, the Spanish inquisition?"
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"Oh, you'd know. You lived through it."
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"Oh."
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"Get... off. Ow!"
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"- Get... off. - I did this!"
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"♪ Feelings feelings feelings say how you feel ♪"
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"- ♪ Trees ♪ - ♪ You give us wood ♪"
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"♪ Bridge ♪"
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"♪ You turn me on in a sexual way ♪"
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"A real problem is losing your giant scissors"
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"Morning, Jenna."
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"Dating a musician is amazing."
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"♪ Apples are red ♪"
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"♪ I love my friends, bananas are yellow ♪"
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"Well, it ticks off a lot of boxes"
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"We're having an adventure."
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"We go to the school of hard knocks,"
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"I'm gonna teach my son what it is to be a Jordan."
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"That's definitely her."
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"Fruit is part of a balanced diet, you miserable harridan."
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"And now,"
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"♪ This is just a list of things now let's list some more ♪"
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"Woggel power!"
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"so I'll leave you two alone to talk."
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"About what?"
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"This is supposed to be a hospital,"
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"I volunteered at during the war."
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"Am I supposed not to mention the fact"
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"we have a lot of work to do today"
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"Jordan men don't read."
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"- ♪ Gonna build a daydream ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪"
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"Your mom's heart doesn't work."
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"You talk in your sleep."
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"I know what you did in the war,"
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"I don't know why I said that."
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"Don't let Colleen leave without saying what you need to say."
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"If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks,"
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"The "8" is my glasses."
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"Good luck."
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"Fine, leave."
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"No, you don't know what you're talking about."
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"Oh."
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"I'm glad Jack put you in here."
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"My son is 17."
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"Like teaching him how to ride a bike..."
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"Lamont, hurry up and deliver that baby"
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"But I'm finally connecting with my son,"
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"All My Children... was cancelled."
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"♪ I wanted to go walkabout, around the world I roamed ♪"
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"I don't know, ever since Amelia Earhart,"
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"talk to them."
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"But I am sorry I tried to mail you."
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"I made this happen!"
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"Look, I want to go to college, but..."
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"I have something for you."
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"- ♪ Apples ♪ - ♪ You taste good ♪"
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"You need to take him to security."
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"My eight-year-old niece walked down the aisle"
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