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Clips from The Simpsons - The Book Job (S23E23)

"Bart, remember the thousand-year war"
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"between the trolls and the ogres?"
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"Yeah?"
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"Let's steal back our book."
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"Somewhere in that building is a computer"
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"with their sucky version of our masterpiece."
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"The book prints at midnight,"
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"so if we swap in the original version,"
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"they'll print the wrong book-- our book."
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"And before the publishers can do anything about it,"
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"The Troll Twins Of Underbridge Academy"
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"will be in every bookstore in America!"
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"This is the Fuzzlepitch Finals,"
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"and tonight, we drink from the Wazzle Cup!"
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"Hello. I'm the pizza delivery man."
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"We didn't order a pizza."
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"No, of course you didn't."
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"and then gives the customer the option"
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"That's a terrible business strategy."
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"No, no, it's quite sound."
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"Okay, fine."
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"Pizza?"
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"The central computer's through here."
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"All we have to do is upload our file and..."
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"Good evening, gentlemen."
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"Kansas City."
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"Kansas City."
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"So, you thought you would un-ruin your book."
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"If it's any consolation, you never had a chance."
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"Someone in your gang"
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"tipped me off to your little caper."
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"A traitor?"
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"I bet it's the Earl of Marmalade over here."
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"- Oh, betrayal! - It can't be!"
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"But why?"
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"Because a little girl"
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"wants her dream to come true."
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"My name is finally on a book!"
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"And they're letting me write the sequel!"
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"A hard deadline is just the kick in the pants I need"
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"to focus and get some serious writing done."
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"My favorite theme of a wall calendar."
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"Lisa, would you care to do the honors?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Oh, by the way, the audio book is only available... abridged."
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"Abridged!"
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"Well, we may have lost, but we gave the bad guy a laugh."
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"That's something."
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"Our book! The real one!"
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"Yes!"
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"♪ Wonderful words! ♪"
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"- No need to thank me, boys. - Hey,"
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"you wouldn't say that unless there was a need to thank you."
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"You could never have printed your version of the book"
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"without the publisher's password,"
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"so I pretended to betray you."
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"Then after he typed the password,"
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"You switched the drives?"
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"I got the idea from every movie ever made."
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"And the best part is,"
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"my face is still on the back flap."
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"Gaiman!"
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"Poor Lisa. Did it never occur to her that there might be"
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"three flash drives?"
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"I've heisted my way to the bestseller list once again."
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"And the most brilliant part is,"
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"I don't even know how to read."
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"Gaiman, I've been waiting to do this for a long time."
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"Congratulations, partner."
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"We did it."
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"Hey, Neil, how come you watched me drink mine,"
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"but you didn't drink yours?"
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"It's simple, Moe."
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"I don't like the taste... of poison."
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"Ah... crap."
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"Shh!"
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"I'm putting together a tween-lit gang-write."
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"Wash 'em again!"
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"Okay, we've cased a lot of tween books."
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"say... a school--"
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"Okay, Stonehenge, let's see how good you are at eavesdropping"
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""in the stained-glass window, which now clearly read,"
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"All we need to do is find some sap"
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"So, does this square us"
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"So we made some changes. Don't feel bad."
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"I want to go back in Mommy!"
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"Look, I bleed red, just like you."
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"by a room full of pill-popping lit majors"
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"The cheerleaders are pixies."
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"These aren't dinosaurs!"
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"Your friends are looking at my bloomers!"
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"Sorry, guys."
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"Not just by Milhouses."
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"Ex-tinct!"
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"Yeah! Why should the asteroid have all the fun!"
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"We're taking down kids who read."
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"That tuna didn't salad itself."
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"even Aidens."
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"Do the characters still say trolly instead of cool?"
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"I secretly switched the flash drives."
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