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Clips from The Simpsons - The Ten-Per-Cent Solution (S23E23)

"Krusty, there is nothing people love more than the things"
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"they loved when they were kids."
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"So you re-create your show for adults!"
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"It worked like magic for Pee-Wee Herman"
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"after his setback."
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"What did he get in trouble for?"
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"That's all?!"
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"I did that while you were on the phone!"
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"You know, I'm a little nervous"
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"about doing live theater again."
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"Come on. Didn't you do your TV show in front"
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"of an audience for years?"
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"Yeah, but they were kids and we gave 'em candy if they laughed."
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"And if they didn't,"
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"until the '70s, I hit 'em with a stick."
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"Some jerk tracked down the kids and made a documentary."
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"It's called Circus of Shame or something."
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"the Spanish call "Señor No-Fun": Krusty the Clown!"
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"Hey-hey, Krusty!"
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"Who here likes nostalgia?"
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"Everything's perfect about the past"
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"Then welcome back the original Tick-Tock the Clock!"
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"Would that I could turn back time"
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"and never play this career-killing role."
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"Ooh, looks like Tick-Tock is telling us it's time for..."
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"What's In Krusty's Pocket?!"
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"Mmm. Ah!"
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"I've pulled out everything but my Little Krusty."
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"Aw, what the heck?"
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"Oh, that was great, man!"
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"I feel like I'm ten again!"
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"Everything I loved as a kid"
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"and hated as a teenager I love as an adult!"
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"No one knows better than me"
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"that it's "Here today, gone tomorrow.""
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"But I'm here today!"
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"Mmm... mwa!"
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"Uh, um, sorry..."
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"This one, I think, is mine."
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"Yeah, I'll take that..."
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"I'll, give me that one."
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"Well, that looks better on you, honey."
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"Yeah. No, no, no, it screams you."
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"Let's just keep smooching"
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"till everything sorts itself out."
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"Mmm... I'm done."
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"Krusty, you're getting the best reviews of your career!"
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"Yep! I'm back on top!"
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"And this time I'm not blowing it on cocaine for my horses."
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"They start well, then they get paranoid around the third turn."
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"The networks have come crawling."
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"Shtick at Nite? E.S.P.U.?"
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"Better, baby."
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"Our premium cable network is a little different"
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"from what you're used to."
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"Our brand is classy and upscale."
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"And we pay for everything with soft porno and boxing."
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"Wait a minute. There's soft porno?"
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"And here you don't have to worry about budgets,"
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"and the critics are in our pocket."
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"en the Boston Phoenix?"
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"If not, we'll burn it to the ground!"
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"This brass begonia here is my producer now"
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"until the end of time."
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"Really? Yep."
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"And you know that anything said"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Krusty, my man, you finally hit it big."
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"You said it!"
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"The Entourage actors are now my interns!"
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"I got your coffees, Mr. K.!"
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"Too hot!"
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"Too cold!"
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"Genius!"
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"No, no, no!"
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"What, are you crazy?!"
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"You can't put a green wall behind"
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"a clown with green hair!"
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"Beloved entertainer..."
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"sad old man!"
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"Beloved entertainer..."
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"He ain't changing, so everything else in the world has to!"
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"Annie, it's your first day on the set."
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"Scream something nice."
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"Krusty, I am here to serve you and no one else."
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""Nice" gets booked at birthday parties!"
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"Hey, birthday parties got me through some tough times."
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"Yeah? Well, from now on the only birthday parties"
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"you are gonna do are for the insane sons"
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"of rich Middle Eastern dictators."
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"Your going rate is 100 barrels of oil."
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"Whoa, that's Beyoncé volume."
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"Wait one hairy, banana-peeling, scene-stealing minute here!"
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"Whose show is this? Huh? Huh?!"
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"Whose name is on that sign?!"
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"Yeah, that's right, little buddy boy!"
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"Krusty! Krusty!"
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"And don't you ever upstage him"
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"Yeah, I'd like to squeeze a lime on that!"
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"Now apologize to Krusty!"
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"She'll know we have a past."
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"What's going on, yanking me out of my schvitz?!"
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"I look like an unwrapped mummy."
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"Ooh! Idea for sketch: rapping mummy."
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"Notorious T-U-T. It writes itself."
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"Find someone to write it."
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"Where's Annie?"
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"Annie is what we need to discuss."
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"She's out of control."
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"She called a network vice president "unhip.""
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"And he reads GQ and he's straight."
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"And recently we had this incident."
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"Wait! What are you doing?!"
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"Oh, I see what's going on here:"
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"if a woman does it, she's a bitch."
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"But in a man, those traits would be considered..."
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"Uh-oh!"
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"That hallway looks familiar."
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"I'm only getting college credit for this!"
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"My legs!"
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