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Clips from Futurama - The Route of All Evil (S05E05)

"The kids at the orphanarium used to do it all the time."
Futurama
"Pretty scrawny black hole. It must be hungry."
Futurama
"Neither do nerds."
Futurama
"Yo!"
Futurama
"Now it needs to boil for a couple hours."
Futurama
"Well, well. If it isn't my old friends... Stretch Pants, No Pants..."
Futurama
"and... Idiot."
Futurama
"We're making beer. I'm the brewery."
Futurama
"Oh, man! I'm sick of this."
Futurama
"What useless contraption are you half-baking today?"
Futurama
"- Who's the target consumer? - There is no target consumer..."
Futurama
"only targets... targets that will tremble in fear..."
Futurama
"- Can I shred these contracts? - No!"
Futurama
"Mmm. The ingredients are cooked..."
Futurama
"You must deliver a pizza to Dog Doo Eight..."
Futurama
"a planet at the edge of the universe."
Futurama
"If you were my kids, you'd get quite a talking to..."
Futurama
"Oh, bother! What have they done now?"
Futurama
"- Child, mon, is this true? - Yeah. But why are you mad at us?"
Futurama
"Ooh-hoo-hoo! Here comes violence!"
Futurama
"Come on, Dad. Shuffle faster!"
Futurama
"Yes, it's a tremendous responsibility all right."
Futurama
"Civilization as we know it might get splashed."
Futurama
"Ooh! Let me feel!"
Futurama
"Mm. There's a crack in the hull here."
Futurama
"Gets movin'. Those newspapers won'ts deliver themselveses."
Futurama
"Only the Sunday Edition can do's that."
Futurama
"See you at din-din."
Futurama
"Aaah! Take evasive action!"
Futurama
"And... gotcha!"
Futurama
"Yeah!"
Futurama
"Well, well. If it isn't our little munchkin moguls."
Futurama
"We're finally making more money than you guys."
Futurama
"Aren't you impressed now, Pops? Aren't you? Aren't you?"
Futurama
"Hello."
Futurama
"with strategy "Dwight Lightning.""
Futurama
"I'm burning to death!"
Futurama
"People, as you know..."
Futurama
"and this time I mean really slashin'."
Futurama
"Uh, guys, I don't know how to tell you this..."
Futurama
"- Yes, sir. - We're on it, Mr. Farnsworth."
Futurama
"Now, we've got to buckle down and save Planet Express."
Futurama
"I'm on break."
Futurama
"I direct your attention to these forms..."
Futurama
"Balderdash! I never agreed to that!"
Futurama
"and they start declaring you this and that."
Futurama
"They'll make the ship go faster."
Futurama
"There but for the grace of God."
Futurama
"It's an ale! Five gallons, six ounces."
Futurama
"Might a homeless old man..."
Futurama
"have a touch more beef bourguignon..."
Futurama
"and another tequila slammer?"
Futurama
"We agreed to deliver way more papers than we could handle."
Futurama
"And we don't know what to do!"
Futurama
"Let's go do a little father-son weaseling out of this."
Futurama
"Whatever. Dad!"
Futurama
"Now, see here! We assured our sons that you'd accept their apology."
Futurama
"That was incredible!"
Futurama
"You guys almost had him until he digested you."
Futurama
"I can still feel pain!"
Futurama
"No, no. Wait. L... I feel terrible about what happened."
Futurama
"But the boy needs to see that real men..."
Futurama
"solve their disagreements with words, not violence..."
Futurama
"well, I hope we can put this embarrassing incident behind us."
Futurama
"- Mmm. I suppose. - Oh. L..."
Futurama
"Oh, why not? Might as well live it up as long as I got this catheter in me."
Futurama
"Man or blob, it's what's inside that counts."
Futurama
"So many choices... and it makes so little difference."
Futurama
"Overruled! The choice of champions is Pabst Blue Robot."
Futurama
"I can't drink that. The metal shavings make my throat bloody."
Futurama
"Hey, hey. We can all fight when we're drunk."
Futurama
"Now, listen, why don't we just brew our own beer?"
Futurama
"- You can brew your own beer? - Sure."
Futurama
"My own son suspended from boarding school."
Futurama
"- It's not my fault, Dad. - And you, Cubert."
Futurama
"and I can send you straight back in there!"
Futurama
"- Nah-uh! - What's going on?"
Futurama
"Is this angry yelling or busted hearing-aid yelling?"
Futurama
"- I'm afraid it's both. - What?"
Futurama
"Let's give the little vermin a chance to explain themselves."
Futurama
"It was self-defense, Mom. Just look at this letter the principal sent."
Futurama
"We were in science class..."
Futurama
"and we had just finished building a miniature black hole."
Futurama
"That was easy."
Futurama
"Tuh. Black holes don't need food."
Futurama
"That's it, Brett."
Futurama
"You've compressed our lunches to a singularity for the last time!"
Futurama
"Salt him, Dwight!"
Futurama
"See? That bully started it."
Futurama
"We couldn't fight back with brawn, so we used our brains."
Futurama
"I warned you not to use those things!"
Futurama
"Let's see. We've got our malt, our hops."
Futurama
"We just need a big disposable tub to mix it in."
Futurama
"Wonderful!"
Futurama
"Then I'm sure you won't mind being their legal guardians for a month."
Futurama
"- I heard alcohol makes you stupid. - No, I'm... doesn't."
Futurama
"Actually, Dwight, you're right."
Futurama
"Alcohol is very, very bad... for children."
Futurama
"But once you turn 21, it becomes very, very good, so scram!"
Futurama
"This is my latest invention."
Futurama
"Good news, everyone. I'm a horse's butt!"
Futurama
"- Waah! - What's this device's marketability?"
Futurama
"as their new masters hand down edicts in my glorious, booming voice!"
Futurama
"- Can I collate that? - No!"
Futurama
"Time to add the yeast."
Futurama
"Yeast? You mean, I'll have a life-form growing inside me?"
Futurama
"It's so beautiful."
Futurama
"I have an important delivery for you and your dumb crew."
Futurama
"And I smell bad."
Futurama
"from your father... when he got home from the Senate."
Futurama
"The address was on Dog Doo Eight..."
Futurama
"but the universe ends right after Dog Doo Seven."
Futurama
"Your dummy brigade wasted a week on an obviously fake mission."
Futurama
"Plus they're making bootleg beer inside company property."
Futurama
"Accusing gentle Bender of a misdeed?"
Futurama
"That's the last straw. You boys have been underfoot long enough."
Futurama
"You jerked the words right outta my mouth."
Futurama
"We're their fathers, and it's high times we acted like it."
Futurama
"Get a job, you lazy kids."
Futurama
"Ah. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself."
Futurama
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