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Clips from Scrubs - Their Story II (S08E08)

"And you, way to have your husband's back."
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"I mean, the guy's obviously going through something."
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"And what type of sick, twisted, insecure person do you have to be"
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"to get your jollies off of other people's misery?"
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"Finally, my man."
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"Finally a role model, right?"
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"So, thanks, everyone."
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"- All right. - J.D.: Well, most of us."
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"to be accepted here as a doctor."
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"Oh, my God, you're so annoying."
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"- Hi, I'm Dr. Reid. - And I'm Dr. Mahoney, and I'm sorry."
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"I still owed you for the tomatoes."
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"Who's a good cart? Who's a good cart?"
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"I'd become the guy everyone counted on"
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"to fight for the things the hospital needed."
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"Look, Tammy, we don't have the money."
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"If you want to go out and raise the cash yourself, feel free."
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"or sell that beard of yours to the Ridiculous Museum."
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"at a reduced rate just to reel them in,"
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"And here's the kicker, when everyone's trying to re-subscribe,"
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"And I'm predicting, and this is a low-end guesstimate,"
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"you're looking at about $ 100 million a quarter, easy."
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"You gift the hospital 100 thou, we hire a few nurses."
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"Wow, that was super fun."
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"- Get out. - Nice seeing you."
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"Nice job, J.D. We're wearing him down."
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"Then how else do you explain it? Did you hypnotize them?"
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"Fifteen years ago, I'm in Vegas, I volunteer to be part of this guy's act."
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"Halfway through the show, the fire alarm goes off"
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"Of all the words in the English language..."
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"Boondoggle."
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"You're such an ass."
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"like you're the big cheese, I'm gonna have to punish you. Okay?"
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"- Pernicious. - Nope."
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"J.D.: Uh oh. He must've found out that I tracked down"
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"Wait a second. You dreamed that. You're fine."
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"So you've got to get your strut on. You know what I'm saying?"
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"Yeah, except I've been working out, so this time I get to be shirtless."
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"- What's that? - What's what?"
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"J.D.: That was close."
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"Get your strut on."
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"Behold, King Cheese. I warned you about this."
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"And now, my liege, I'm afraid it's time for your punishment."
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"Let me just put down my popsicle."
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"- Okay, let's do this. - Popsicle."
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"Popsicle."
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"- I had the craziest dream. - Popsicle."
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"Especially medical allergies. You can go."
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"Notice me. Notice me. Notice me!"
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"'Cause I'm going to hit that. Oh, yeah."
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"Time to start yet another day in the suckhole of all suckholes."
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"I imagine it's what people felt like"
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"That wise-ass crap always gets you in trouble."
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"Looks like you may have a case of Waspiness."
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"And you may have a touch of the self-laughies."
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"Okay, I'm back."
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"Look, we are gonna figure this out. I promise."
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"Thanks."
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"Still, Dr. Reid has been super supportive."
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"Even though that dress is totally inappropriate for a doctor,"
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"you are so rocking it."
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"that if I don't get three compliments the first time I wear it,"
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"Now I've got you, J.D."
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"He said this morning that I look scrumdillitious."
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"The meth addict from this morning who said he wanted to eat my eyeballs,"
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"which I'm counting because the dress really makes them pop."
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"and with the blurry vision and the jaw thing,"
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"Yeah, I'm not doing that. At her age, it's probably neurological."
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"just got to remove the price tag because this little dressy is a keeper."
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"Frick!"
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"Good."
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"Denise, Charlie, Derek, Elliot, Walter, John, Birdy, Katie and Howie."
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"Move! Move! Move!"
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"Relax, people."
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"- Patent pending. - They're good."
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"Say, Glasses, who told you you could touch my cart?"
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"Um..."
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"Hi, I'm Sunny. Don't want to shake?"
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"Okay, that's okay. I'll just do a little wave then."
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"Hi, I'm Sunny."
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"Come on, you can't stay angry on such a beautiful day."
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"- Everything all right? - Yeah, I'm good."
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"and your girlfriend ignored me."
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"It's just not her way. She's not proud of it."
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"suddenly everyone thinks I'm so special."
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"You heard about that, right?"
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"- I have. - It sucks."
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"- J.D.: Hey, friend. - Best friend."
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"You know what's annoying? We all started out at the same time"
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"and now Dorian is so far ahead of us, you know, career wise."
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"You know, that doesn't bother me."
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"Really?"
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"This guy wants his spleen removed?"
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"Well, I got his spleen now. Incoming!"
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"You know what? Why don't we take everything out?"
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"I've got his heart!"
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"- See you around. - Wait, I thought you wanted to talk."
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"No, I just wanted to punish those two for touching my cart,"
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"- It's all in good fun. - No!"
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"See and as long as I wear my lab coat, you can't even see the duct-tape at all."
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"This girly talk is driving me insane."
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"And thanks so much, I love this lip gloss. What flavor is it?"
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"Apricot-cha-gotcha."
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"On that note, I guess we'll go."
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"A nurse is gonna come by and take some more blood work."
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"you'd know that Paige has Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome."
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"Oh, my God, are you serious?"
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"I'm going to have to torture you."
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"I mean, it can't do any harm."
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"If Paige really does have Temporal Arteritis,"
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"- Denise... - Look, I'm not good at mustering up"
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"- Do you? - Mmm... No. Not really."
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"There he is. You ready to go?"
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"Everybody wants a piece of the big dog."
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"Forced overtime for the nursing staff is now over."
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"No."
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"Stop it, everyone."
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"And now you can stop it. That was nice."
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"I have to know, why did you keep me from getting on the elevator?"
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"I touched your cart, too."
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