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Clips from Scrubs - His Story II (S03E03)

"There's more where that came from, Killer B."
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"I thought you had two days off."
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"I had to pick up a mouth guard."
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"Some kids at the park said I couldn't jump Jones Creek on my bicycle."
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"So now I gotta give them the 411 on my mad daredeviling skills."
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"I was just given 12 new admits so I can't be a clown for the kids today."
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"Mrs Bell, your EKG showed an irregularity but nothing serious."
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"Maybe when my husband hears that, he'll stop worrying."
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"Hey, honey."
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"I rented Lord of the Rings last night so... I would do Frodo."
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"Maybe. He's short too."
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"- I would love for you to join me. - Not so fast there, Bob."
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"thus affording the reader a chance to escape the waste and contamination"
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"Dr Miller, I hope to see you later."
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"in case they just shared a steam together"
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"He is pure evil."
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"but, you know, the gist: The "Bob Kelso bad" part."
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"Fair enough."
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"- No, they didn't. - I could never get a girl like that."
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"Girls don't usually go for the piano-playing power geek."
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"Are you a good pianist? Pianist."
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"Yeah, I got a scholarship to Juilliard."
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"Bri-Bri, you're in the money. Girls love the artsy type."
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"You'll be getting more tail than you know what to do with."
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"I don't know the exact distance in terms of feet and inches,"
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"but in layman's terms I would have to say about halfway."
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"That's strange. I remember having a conversation with you about this."
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""Never do anything with him, pure evil." Ringing any bells?"
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"till they've been here a few months. "Oh, no, he didn't.""
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"Yes. See, I've got this boyfriend, except he's all the way in New Zealand"
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"Kurt was the one that was always there for me."
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"The guy who shows up when you need him, without having to ask."
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"Why are your pants so tight? Clowns have baggy pants."
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"But the other clown has baggy pants."
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"The way Dr Miller stares, it makes me all itchy."
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"Wait for it."
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"Dr Miller, feel free to drift off. Although there is a lot of bleeding."
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"Consider yourself lucky. Instead of losing his arm,"
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"It could have been a lot worse. If you want, I'll even tell him for you."
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"He's a concert pianist."
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"Just go in there and get it over with."
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"I made a mistake. Just say it, "I made a mistake.""
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"You big chicken."
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"will get him in the medical journals. Assuming his image shows up in photos."
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"Publicity is good for the hospital. Plus, pictures of us together"
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"lend credence to the rumours that you and I are having a fling."
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"Cox wants you on his side. Until that happens, he's gonna be all over you."
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"- Maybe he's right. - Get out of here."
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"You're in with Kelso now. But he will turn on you"
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"the minute you say no to him on anything."
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"Dr Miller, would you care to accompany me to the Proctology Dinner tonight?"
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"Yeah! Would you?"
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"I've never made balloon animals, but raise your hand if you like your eels."
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"Angry Disturbed Clown is trying to teach us that it's never funny to push."
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"Mr Milliken died and his family needs to be notified."
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"And since I'm new at this, I was hoping you could do it."
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"How you doing?"
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"But we're talking about you. You, honey, you did a courageous thing."
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"Christopher? You only call me Christopher when you're mad"
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"or when we're having sex."
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"Are you mad when we're having sex?"
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"Sometimes. Come, let's take a walk."
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"I got her a present on my ex-girlfriend's birthday."
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"I've left my toenail clippings on her throw pillow."
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"Wow, why is she marrying me? Marrying me!"
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"I thought you might wanna talk to Brian before you went home."
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"- How'd you know? - Who are you talking to?"
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"Brian, I got a confession to make, man."
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"There's my dinner buddy. Shall we head out?"
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"No, I'm not going. I have a date."
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"And I don't wanna go to a snooze-fest with a bunch of proctologists"
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"Big boys don't cry there, Bob-O."
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"- Why are you smiling? - I'm glad you wound up in my camp."
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"you'd be left here staring at an imaginary woman's chest."
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"I'm sorry, it's my fault. That dress just screams "respect me as a doctor.""
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"You paint Dr Kelso as a jackass who turns on people"
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"I'm taller than he is."
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"It's weird, just by the simple act of pushing me to do the right thing,"
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"I remembered why Carla's the woman I wanna spend the rest of my life with."
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"Still, any day can be salvaged"
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"You still have clown make-up on you."
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"Elliot, The Judge, please."
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"What the hell is she doing? It's the Judge?"
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"- I can't find the clasp. - I switched to frontsies."
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"Position one, two or three?"
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"It's a mystery how one woman can drive you crazy over and over again."
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"even though you didn't even ask."
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"Good God, check out those dilly-dallies."
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"which yours truly stayed up all night organising not only chronologically"
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"But mainly it's because, unlike you, he does just exactly what I tell him to do."
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"Laverne, what would you give me if I get this jellybean in your cleavage?"
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"Once you drop those suckers in there's no turning back."
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"and I'll tell you a secret that'll make you feel better. Come here."
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"But what about that summer I spent at clown academy?"
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"I can't believe you haven't figured out the time difference."
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"Meanwhile, back in adult world,"
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"If it helps, I could examine her for you."
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"The one that reads "Exposure To Bob Kelso Can Be Hazardous To Your Health,""
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"Wow! This hospital rocks. Did you two just meet?"
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"Awesome."
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"OK, so how far over the creek did you make it?"
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"- That's the correct use of that phrase? - I don't know, sir."
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""Oh, no, he didn't.""
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"and, well, how did you know Mr Bell was the right guy for you?"
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"And at the end of the day, that's who you want."
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"Dr Reid couldn't be here today, children, so I'm here in her place."
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"That's a yes. And now her mind will drift back to that wonderful day."
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"he'll just have some nerve damage and limited use of his right hand."
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"You tell him."
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"Dr Cox told me if you said that, to say, "That's right, Melinda"."
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"I've never screwed up a kid's life before. I've had minor slip-ups."
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"That watch is inside Mr Conti? Thank, God. I thought you didn't like it."
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"You took responsibility for your actions, right?"
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"A simple "I'm busy" would have sufficed."
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"You were there when I needed you without me even having to ask."
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"When did you get back?"
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"Something told me that you needed me. So I decided to show up"
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"Oh, Sean."
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"Good to see you, JD."
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"Hey, you switched to frontsies."
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