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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Article Two (S05E05)

"As always, I object."
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"Dump the miscreant! Boo!"
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"when the Founding Fathers wrote the charter,"
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"that reminds us of Pawnee's rich and vibrant past."
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"One!"
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"You were so funny"
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"Yeah, that was hilarious."
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"that I am done with Ted Party Day."
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"Come on, Ted Party Day is protected"
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""That's the way it's always been done""
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"Okay, fine."
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"Hey, can I see your keys for a second?"
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"Whoa, I think we should be careful"
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"for the Chris Traeger Management Training Seminar"
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"But I will do something"
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"literally my two favorite people in the catalogued universe."
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"a department head as yourself."
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"and I never had any "management training" course."
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"- it's Alf. - It's you."
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"What, no. Damn it!"
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"What are you bidding on?"
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"It better not be Terrence Howard's tank top"
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"from Hustle & Flow."
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"'Cause I am bidding on it"
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"and I am ready to spend an amount"
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""Zoo day," first time we went to the zoo together."
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""Double date day,""
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""Daniel Day-Lewis day."
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"which why and how?"
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"But that's the thing. This is the perfect present."
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"I just keep getting outbid by someone named"
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"You're kidding, right? Tyrion Lannister?"
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"You don't watch Game of Thrones?"
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"They can get it."
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"Everybody on that show can get it."
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"and it's time that we purged the books"
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"of many of our town's outdated and obscure laws."
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"The bill that I have written"
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"with the full support of the city council"
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"Wow, a lot of passion, Mr. Blundin."
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"That section defines "Buffalo meat""
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"in the Star Wars' saga."
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"If he holds the reality gem,"
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"This will be our link"
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"Imagine those who were up against Chewbacca"
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"Mr. Blundin,"
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"look, the laws I'm trying to get rid of"
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"have no more relevance in modern society"
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"You start by casually repealing a couple of "old laws,""
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"the next thing you know, your jack-booted storm troopers"
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"I absolutely do."
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"but they also had wooden teeth"
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"what you hope to gain from the seminar,"
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"and then we'll open it when it's over."
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"the power of positive motivation."
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"First stop-- Motivation Station."
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"The point is I'm getting that waffle iron"
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"for Leslie for breakfast day."
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"which she considers the beginning of our friendship."
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"It's like being smothered with a hand-quilted pillow"
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"filled with cherished memories."
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"and get us the waffle iron back?"
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"Oh, okay."
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"The Lannisters, while very wealthy,"
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"steering a locomotive of positivity"
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"and tell me so we can leave?"
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"a very specific syllabus."
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"My spirit blood is on your hands."
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"to see whose motivational methods"
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"but I don't really care what happens here."
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"It's like, just be new."
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"Already, I've done the preserves"
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"and chased off an interloping cable installer."
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"Okay, well, let's put all modern devices in this pail."
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"Andy, Tom, you will be our referees."
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"Thank you for volunteering."
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"Definitely didn't volunteer."
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"Extensive knowledge about early prairie life?"
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"Say no more."
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"an old-fashioned pawnshop waffle iron bidding war."
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"Okay, I'll counter with 100 bucks."
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"I'll give it to you if you go"
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"One date. But let me make one thing perfectly clear--"
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"I didn't know what to do. I just moved."
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"This tastes great."
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"Well, then you're gonna love what I'm churning up."
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"Hey, um, aren't we husband and wife in this scenario?"
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"- I mean, like, shouldn't you-- - Not a chance."
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"Wait, what's that?"
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"Do you guys feel that?"
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"Ugh! Who could live like this?"
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"♪ eating goober peas"
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"I need you to stop whatever it is you're doing"
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"You guys doing experiments on Jerry?"
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"Let's just look at his browser history"
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"Yeah, he doesn't have any new emails."
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"Well, since I can't give her"
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"I am making her a miniature Leslie"
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"Well, listen, I've been thinking."
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"- on the waffle iron together? - Seriously?"
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"but whose holiday are we celebrating?"
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"Just burn it and bury the ashes"
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"stop filing those red folders at once."
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"I need these blue folders done now."
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"You look beautiful."
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"but I realize you're a modern woman,"
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"the Pawnee Historical Commission?"
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"about their anachronistic use of fonts in their newsletter."
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"Well, I'm a member,"
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"But the only problem is there's tons of meetings,"
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"lots of work with people who also love history,"
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"you don't want to commit to."
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"I just fly out, I come back the same day."
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"Yes, yes."
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"Garth dropped his protest,"
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"of learning and advancing."
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"From this year hence,"
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"And 384 blue files."
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"How is that possible?"
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"when you told him he was doing a great job"
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