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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Pawnee Commons (S05E05)

"Welcome to "Thought For Your Thoughts.""
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"I'm your host Derry Murbles,"
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"This is all gonna fall apart if you don't hurry."
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"played over a separate recording of Miles Davis.""
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"Hang on. Look at this guy."
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""with a degree in architecture from the Royal Danish Academy"
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"of Fine Arts in Copenhagen.""
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"I am not gonna change my mind."
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"His name's Wreston St. James. He's from Eagleton."
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"Oh, I've changed my mind."
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"Sometimes when I rant about Eagleton,"
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"and he is the first decent candidate."
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"So let's at least go meet the guy."
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"I like your plan."
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"Much like women in '90s stand-up comedy routines,"
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"Tommy be shopping."
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"so their parents don't have to buy them nice things"
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"Me."
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"Lots of foot traffic, no metered parking."
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"And it's well within my fiscal range."
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"Long live Thomas M. Haverford, responsible tycoon."
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"- Thank you so much for coming. - No, thank you."
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"Eh. In a word, underwhelming. And a little inconvenient."
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"There's no trash cans anywhere."
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"And this is the Eagleton side."
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"Only 20 minutes has gone by."
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"I got so bored, I started thinking about existence--"
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"A little too quiet."
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"I remember when Pawnee had that massive sewage overflow"
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"Why would a fancy Eagleton architect like you"
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"want to design a tiny Pawnee park?"
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"or a little tiny pocket park."
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"We're here to serve them."
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"Excuse me."
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"Why are you so charmed by him?"
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"anyone from Pawnee for any reason."
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"Donna, you and your work are ravishing, as usual."
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"Rent-A-Swag is gonna be the opposite"
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"May, 1817."
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"We owe them a debt of gratitude."
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"That's why I think this rivalry is just a little silly"
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"Look, Ms. Knope, I'm really trying here,"
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"Oh... running away so soon. Typical."
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"Okay. Can I speak to you privately for a minute?"
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"because I'm amazing."
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"and I am the spoiled only daughter of Adolf."
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"And I'm going to tell my Daddy"
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"you were mean to me, Bert Macklin."
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"but you have something that I want."
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"I don't know what you are talking about."
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"- Yes! - Mm...Mm!"
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"Aah!"
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"I am just filled to the brim with questions."
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"Are they copper or brass? Is one better?"
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"My therapist, Dr. Richard Nygard,"
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"I made this."
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"Yes, sir!"
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"It's a flight of stairs that leads to nowhere."
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"Were you listening to him"
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"when he was talking about serving the public"
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"Ha ha ha. You are a laugh riot, Ben."
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"You can do it."
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"this has been a strange day."
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"with the wrong impression of Pawnee."
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"to have you design the park,"
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"Leslie would like to apologize."
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"affect my feelings towards your involvement in this project,"
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"I'm Leslie Knope."
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"I'm..."
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"My mouth is dry. This is Canada Dry."
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"- Oh, my God. - I'm sorry."
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"I'll design the park pro bono."
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"That's very nice of you. I've been working up"
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"Great. And then you can come to our wedding."
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"- Ah! - Aah!"
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"Well done, team."
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"For real, Tom. This place is sad."
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"I think what's important is we all had a goal,"
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"Now I have a small treat for you guys"
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"If there were more food and fewer people,"
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"What is this?"
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"A child spy, sent to steal the necklace?"
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"I'm just playing around. My name's really Andy Dwyer."
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"and I work here."
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"What do you say we go find your mom, huh?"
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"He's on his way. He wanted us to get started."
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"containing the sights, sounds, and most importantly,"
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"for your more... slack-jawed citizens."
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"You have five seconds to get out of here..."
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"Out. Now."
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"I'm on your side,"
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"Well, I am gonna think about a revenge plan."
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"We're gonna find out where he lives."
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"We're gonna drive to his house."
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"We're gonna set it on fire and watch it burn."
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"You're right. We can't."
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"Thank you for saving me, Andy."
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"In fact, that's why I'm late."
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"Well...Good!"
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"wanted to promote them, but I insisted they be fired."
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"This is for Pawnee, you butt-faced pompous jerk!"
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"I've been going over the books,"
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"Now, I'm not angry at whoever took it."
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"Hey, buddy, let's go get some breakfast, okay?"
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"You're driving. I'm not chipping in for gas."
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"You want a carton of eggs and a loaf of bread."
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"Yeah, just the pancake breakfast is fine."
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"Don't offer to pay if you're gonna be cheap."
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"But your swagger and your showmanship"
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""Smort", Ann. Smort."
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"in a sealed package."
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"Li'l Sebastian fountain."
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"I've never met two people"
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"more passionate about their hometown."
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"Oh, I'm actually from Minnesota."
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"Well, I'm in love with a woman from here."
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"to show for it?"
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"It's been a pleasure serving with you, son."
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"and brought it here, except for my bed."
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"Ron, my woodworking project-- it's for displaying shoes!"
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