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Clips from Friends - The One in Barbados: Part 1 (S09E09)

"...and Newton's third law of motion. - See?"
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"Yeah. That's the same as, "It has something to do with wind.""
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"I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip."
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"I should go too. Now, tomorrow do you want to share a cab to the airport..."
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"...or should Mike and I meet you?"
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"Mike? Who's Mike?"
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"- Mike's your ex-boyfriend. - That's right!"
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"Oh, yeah. Wow, I had totally forgotten about him."
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"- That's a blast from the past, huh? - No, it's okay. Honest mistake."
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"It really doesn't mean anything. I mean, you know..."
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"...Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time."
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"- She does? - Let's get you out of here."
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"Well, at least you took me down with you."
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"I'm so sorry. I just... I keep thinking about Mike."
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"I mean, my feelings for Richard are certainly gone."
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"You just did it again. Chandler. Your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone."
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"Boy, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, huh?"
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"I wouldn't read too much into it."
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"...that's not a good thing, right? - Let me stop you there."
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"Because I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice."
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"...for advice about pizza toppings or a burning sensation when you pee."
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"- Well, you know Phoebe... - Seriously, we're gonna do this?"
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"I'm sorry, I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already."
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"- Why did Phoebe and Mike break up? - Oh, because his penis was too big."
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"I'm sorry. That's the kind of thing I do."
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"They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married."
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"That's great. That's great. I'll propose to her."
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"- No, I didn't mean now. - Well, why not? It's brilliant."
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"Well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding, but...""
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"- Well, thank you, Chandler. Sincerely. - Well, you're welcome."
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"Glad I could help."
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"- How do you think I should propose? - I'm pretending to read here."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Yeah. How you doing?"
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"- Hey, hey. - Hey."
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"You said you were gonna wear a thong. Where's the thong?"
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"Ha, ha, I didn't mean a thong. I meant thongs."
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"You really should have been more clear about that."
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"You're never gonna guess who I just saw downstairs."
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"Oh, uh, uh, Britney Spears!"
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"Yeah. She never misses these conferences."
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"- No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz! - Oh, my God!"
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"- I know! - Did you talk to him?"
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"Oh, yeah. What am I gonna say to Kenneth Schwartz?"
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"You could say, "Hey, Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?""
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"- You ready to go? - You're gonna go now?"
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"- I thought we could hang out. - I can't. I have seminars all day."
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"I promised Ross I'd look at his speech."
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"But maybe we could have dinner later? Out on the balcony? It'll be romantic."
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"Will you wear a thong?"
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"You got yourself a very weird deal."
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"I'm good. I have dinner plans."
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"- So you gonna be okay? - Yeah, yeah."
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"I got tons of stuff I could do. I'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming."
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"Joe, have you looked outside?"
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"- You could swim there. - Yeah."
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"I wasn't gonna swim. I was gonna dig a hole."
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"That "Mike" was interesting. I don't know what's gonna happen..."
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"...with Phoebe and David. - I do. Want a hint, huh?"
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"I do."
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"Okay, I'm sensing this is some kind of wordplay..."
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"...because you are pink with barely controlled glee."
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"- David's gonna propose to Phoebe. - What? Why?"
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"Because we were talking about ways he could beat Mike..."
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"Chandler, we have talked about this."
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"You are not supposed to give people advice!"
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"Couldn't you have made some inappropriate joke?"
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"Just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?"
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"They've only been going out for a few weeks."
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"Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike. I mean, she'll say no..."
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"...David's heart will be broken, it'll be too hard for them to recover..."
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"...and then Phoebe will end up alone again."
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"Man, that's some bad advice."
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"Oh, hey. Thank God. You guys are here."
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"- What's going on? - Everything is upside-down here."
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"I don't want to alarm anybody..."
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"...but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed."
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"Okay. When I go places with high humidity..."
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"That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross."
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"Oh, honey? Can you make sure we get a king-size bed?"
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"Oh, David, get one for us too. Oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one."
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"And with mirrors on the ceiling."
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"And make sure our room isn't next to theirs."
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"Oh, you guys are so lucky you're here with people."
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"You know, it's just such a romantic place."
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"I just wish I could share it with a guy."
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"- Not Joey. - Not Joey. No."
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"- I was just lusting after Chandler. - Yeah, right."
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"Tonight?"
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"Oh, there it is."
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"Yes, well, being a failed scientist..."
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"...doesn't pay quite as well as you might think."
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"That's one-seventieth of a carat."
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"Nice."
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"- Monica, can I talk to you for a second? - Okay."
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"David's gonna propose to Phoebe tonight."
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"- Well, I hope you told him not to. - That would be advice!"
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"Okay, fine. I'll handle this."
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"- Phoebe? - Yeah?"
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"- I need to talk to you. - Are you leaving the Supremes?"
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"Okay, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice."
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"David's gonna propose to you tonight."
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"Wow, really?"
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"That's fantastic!"
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"What? Are you serious? You want to marry him?"
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"- What about Mike? - Oh, okay, you want me to marry Mike?"
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"Let's just gag him and handcuff him..."
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"...and force him down the aisle, okay?"
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"I can just see it. "Mike, do you take Phoebe?""
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"You know? It's every girl's dream."
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"Do you really think marrying someone else is the right answer?"
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"David! I love David."
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"Don't look at me that way, Roseanne Roseannadanna."
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"...bring the Mesozoic Era into the 21 st century.""
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"It's great."
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"You'll be the hit of the conference."
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"It'll be even better tomorrow..."
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"...because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey..."
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"...checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet."
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"- Hey, guys. - The chocolates aren't here."
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