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Clips from Friends - The One in Barbados: Part 1 (S09E09)

"Damn it!"
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"Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic."
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"Oh, is it on the computer? Because I'd love to give it a read."
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"If you want to check your e-mail, just ask."
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"What's with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for dino week..."
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"- The wet season is June to December. - It's not the time, Charlie."
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"Oh, no. No, no! Dear God, no!"
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"What, did someone outbid you for the teapot?"
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"Secret teapot."
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"Your computer. I don't know what... Everything's gone."
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"- What do you mean? - Must be a virus."
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"I think it erased your hard drive."
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"What? Oh, my God. What did you do?"
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"Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it."
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"- Why? Why would you open it? - Well, it didn't say, "This is a virus.""
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"- What did it say? - "Nude...""
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""Pictures of Anna Kournikova.""
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"- I'm so sorry. - What am I gonna do?"
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"I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy?"
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"No, I don't!"
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"Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now."
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"- It's really gone? - Yep."
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"I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here..."
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"...to complain about the rain and ruin my career."
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"- I just feel awful. - Yeah, you should."
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"Nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? She's never even won a major tournament."
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"Well, I tried Billie Jean King, but..."
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"You know, you and Monica have the same I'm-gonna-kill-you look."
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"You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work."
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"- What do you do? - I usually go..."
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"...play Tetris on somebody else's computer."
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"I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow."
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"I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?"
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"I don't think your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now."
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"Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech."
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"- We can re-create it. We've got all night. - What, you really think we can do that?"
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"Oh, wait. Joey and I are supposed to have dinner."
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"Rachel and I will stay and help any way we can."
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"All right. Okay, let's do it."
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"Well, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating."
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"And then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment..."
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"...of the Mesozoic Era, the breakup of Pangaea. Hello?"
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"And then there's the overview of the Triassic."
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"Ooh, ooh. Any chance any of this happened in a galaxy far, far away?"
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"- Hello? - Okay, Mike?"
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"Enough is enough. You love Phoebe, and she loves you."
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"So get over your I-never-wanna-get-married thing..."
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"...and step up!"
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"Who is this?"
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"This is Monica, Phoebe's friend."
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"Listen. Phoebe is back with David."
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"He's gonna propose, and she's gonna say yes..."
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"...but I know she really wants to be with you."
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"He's gonna propose?"
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"I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear through all this damned hair!"
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"If Phoebe wants to marry David, she should."
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"I'm not gonna stand in the way of that. Neither should you."
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"You don't tell me what to do. I tell you what to do."
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"And while I've got you, you've got curly hair."
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"Damn it!"
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"Phoebe's going to say yes to David."
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"No, it's not. She's still in love with Mike."
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"- There's no chance that will work? - No, I called."
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"- It's not gonna happen. - Meddler! Meddler!"
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"If you hadn't meddled to start with..."
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"...then I wouldn't have had to go in and meddle myself."
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"No matter how much we meddle, we'll never be able to unmeddle..."
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"...the thing that you meddled up in the first place!"
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"This vacation sucks!"
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"- I'm so bored. - Mm."
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"Stupid rain. We can't do anything."
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"Well, I brought some books. We could read."
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"Hey, it hasn't come to that yet."
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"Hey, hey, hey, don't mind if I do."
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"You feel like going to a convention?"
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"- Kate Miller. - Kate Miller it is."
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"- Okay. - Oh, good..."
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"And that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend."
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"Well, in that case, should I make sure it's on real good?"
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, and then you said that thing about bringing the Mesozoic Era..."
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"...into the 21 st century."
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"Well, yeah. That's it?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, my God. We did it."
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"Actually, I did it, Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech."
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"Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products."
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"Oh, this is amazing. Thank you. Thank you so much."
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"That's a pretty necklace."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne?"
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"Yeah! Save the cork, and that way, we can fill the bottle with water..."
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"...and put it back so they don't charge you."
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"Oh, my God, I love you."
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"This is such a cute picture of Emma. And is this your son..."
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"That's Ben, my son from my first marriage."
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"- Your first marriage? - Yeah."
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"You've been married more than once?"
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"No."
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"Mm."
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"So why'd you break up?"
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"It's complicated, you know? She was, uh..."
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"...gay."
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"Oh, my God."
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"This is so cool!"
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"Okay. Odd thing to get excited about."
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"No, it's just that I was engaged to a guy who turned out to be gay."
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"Hey! High-five!"
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"Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs?"
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"My fiancé was always going on long weekends with his "tennis partner.""
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"My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with every day for a year."
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"She didn't get any fitter."
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"- Everybody's like, "I knew all along." - I know."
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"- I know. - And then..."
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"And then you try to make the best of a bad situation..."
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"...so you float the idea of a threesome."
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"I didn't do that."
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"Me neither."
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"I know. That old lady at the end was ready to take you home."
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"What about you, huh? You're the single one. See anybody in there you like?"
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"Well, let's see. There was that really big guy that I was talking to..."
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