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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Bozeman Reaction (S03E03)

"Oh, God. Yes, we get it. You have a girlfriend now."
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"All right, I'd kill a hobo if it would get me laid. Now, can we order?"
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"So what? It's the same food."
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"- It's obviously a typo. - Perhaps."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Here are my prints so you can rule me out as a suspect."
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"I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested."
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"What are we supposed to do now?"
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"Does that mean you've ruled me out as a suspect?"
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"- Leonard and Penny. - Hand me the bat."
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"...and you open the door without asking who it is?"
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"- Well, that was weird. Even for him. - Mm."
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"It's scary over there."
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"Wonderful security system if we're attacked by a school of tuna."
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"Oh, dear."
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"And you don't wish to alarm me with any more loud noises. Very thoughtful."
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"Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert."
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"Is he quitting his job at the university?"
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"...of its namesake: Danel Boone.""
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"...he ran on the Lower East Side of New York. You know what happened?"
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"And may I say, you are the living embodiment..."
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"Wait."
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"Boy, seems like forever since the four of us have been out to eat."
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"You know, just the guys."
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"- A little jealous, are we? - No, I'm not jealous."
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"Oh, dear Lord, they redid the menu."
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"Oh, is it? Look at this."
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"General Tso's Chicken is no longer listed under "specialties.""
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"It's now under "chicken.""
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"- So? - Yes, General Tso."
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"What is mobster sauce?"
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"Or perhaps this restaurant's now a front for organized crime."
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"For all we know, the mobster sauce..."
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"...contains actual chunks of deceased mobsters."
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"No, no, no. I think it just means it's the kind of sauce that mobsters like."
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"It doesn't mean any of that. It's a typo."
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"- You know what? Let's just get a pizza. - Good idea. We'll go to Corleone's."
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"Sure, no mobsters there."
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"You know, the more I think about it..."
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"...the mobster sauce couldn't possibly contain chunks of mobster."
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"- And why is that? - It was listed under "seafood.""
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"What if they were mobsters who slept with the fishes?"
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"Leonard, are we having a serious conversation or not?"
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"What the...?"
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"- The TV is gone. - So are our laptops."
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"Oh, God. Oh, God."
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"It's all right."
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"They didn't take my comic books."
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"They took our TV, two laptops, four external hard drives..."
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"...our PS2, our PS3, our Xbox, our Xbox 360, our classic Nintendo..."
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"...our Super Nintendo, our Nintendo 64, and our Wii."
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"We like games."
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"Right, games. They took "Halo 1," "Halo 2," "Halo 3," "Call of Duty 1," "Call of Duty 2"..."
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"..."Call of Duty 3," "Rock Band"..."
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"..."Final Fantasy I" through "IX," "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"..."
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"..."The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess," "Super Mario Bros.""
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"..."Mario & Sonic at the Winter Olympics"..."
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"...and "Ms. Pac-Man.""
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"Assorted video games."
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"When does the CSI team get here?"
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"- What? - In anticipation of their arrival..."
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"...I've bagged some evidence."
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"One of the thieves had the audacity to quench his thirst..."
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"...while ransacking our home. You should be able to pull prints off this."
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"- What about me? - I'm sorry, Leonard..."
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"...it's too early to discount the possibility of this being an inside job."
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"Would I be completely out of line to ask you to shoot him?"
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"I'd be happy to put him under a 72-hour psychiatric hold."
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"We're done. Call this number, and we'll fax you a copy of the report."
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"You can submit it to your insurance company."
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"I'm sorry, that's the end of your inquiry?"
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"Do you have any more information that might be relevant?"
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"Goodness. Where do I begin? For instance, my laptop..."
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"...contained four out of the five gedanken experiments necessary..."
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"...for a restatement of the quantum measurement problem."
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"How's that going to help them?"
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"They could monitor scientific publications..."
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"...and see if anyone posts such a restatement in the next couple of months."
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"If so, the authors are most likely in possession of my stolen laptop."
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"Good night, fellas."
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"Come on, Bochco."
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"The only thing we can do:"
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"Watch TV on our phones until the criminals return..."
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"...and bludgeon us to death in our sleep."
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"Oh, how I wish I could."
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"I do not have to urinate."
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"I am the master of my own bladder."
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"Drat."
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"I can't believe it. If I hadn't been working the dinner shift..."
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"...I would've run right into the robbers."
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"Hey, there's no reason for you to be scared."
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"I'm not scared. I would've gone all Nebraska on their asses."
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"Leonard and Penny. Leonard and Penny."
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"We just had a major crime in the building..."
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"It won't happen again. What's up?"
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"Nothing. Just wanted to see if you were both okay."
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"We're fine, Sheldon."
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"All right, then."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"Leonard and Penny. Leonard and Penny. Leonard and Penny."
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"Who is it?"
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"Sheldon. Sheldon Cooper."
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"- Yes? - May I come in?"
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"Yeah."
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"I see you're drinking wine."
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"Yes, we are. And we're about to go to bed."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Sheldon, do you wanna sleep here tonight?"
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"As small as Leonard is..."
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"...I don't think the two of you would be comfortable on the couch."
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"- So, what do you want? - It's not what I want."
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"It's what evolution wants. Human beings are primates."
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"Primates have evolved to live in groups both for protection and support."
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"But you don't like other people."
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"I do tonight."
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"It's getting scary here too."
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"Um..."
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""Three Little Kittens"?"
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""Three Little Pigs"?"
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"God, I don't know."
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