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Clips from The Simpsons - The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (S09E09)

"Oh, what a day. Good evenin', Moe."
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"- l knew we could do it!"
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"Are you ready to get Duffed?"
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"Now, who wants to party? -"
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"Face it, Homer, the car is gone. - Ohl"
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"lt's time l told you about a chapter of my life l hoped would be closed forever."
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"to my train at Renn Station."
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"AnyhoW, l must'ye looked at somebody the Wrong Way..."
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"Oh, l'd love to see New York."
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"But you're not gettin' this!"
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"lt's wall-to-wall landmarks."
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"You wait here at the bus station while l get the car."
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"Back into the hold. We'll try Canada."
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"Come off."
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"- Thank you."
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"for parking officer Steve- - Grabowski."
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"They expect me to sit here from 9:00 to 5:00?"
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"Uh, okay. just send it to: jesus, care of the Pentagon."
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"'Laser wart removal.' Wow! The future is here."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, l'm sorry to disturb your pleasant ride..."
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"Let me demonstrate."
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"So hungry. Can't leave car."
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"Getting closer."
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"Fresh Khlay Kalashl Get your Khlay Kalashl"
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"No pizza. Only Khlav Kalash."
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"Oh, geez! That's just awful!"
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"Oh, geez! l'll take a crab juice."
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"Oh! Why did l drink all that crab juice?"
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"Are we still in Little ltaly?"
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"Oh, l can't take it anymore!"
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"Oh! -"
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"Oh, yes!"
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"l know they're made from animals, but wow!"
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"Speaking of shoes, l don't care about shoes."
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"Brain, how can l ever thank you?"
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"Die! Die!"
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"Homer one, New York nothing!"
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"Ow! - Hey, it's Dad. Right on time."
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"We're gettin' out of here now. jump in, Marge."
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"What? Uh-oh. Here comes the evening rush."
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"Clear out, fellas!"
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"Good mornin', Moe."
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"Yeah, all right. Listen up, guys."
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"are caused by you six guys."
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"Yeah, l know. l know. But the bad news is..."
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"we gotta start havin' designated drivers."
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"- Are you kidding me?"
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"We'll choose the same way they pick the pope."
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"Everybody reach in and draw a pickled egg."
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"Whoever gets the black egg stays sober tonight."
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"Whew! - Whew!"
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"No!"
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"Hey, everybody, l'm Peter Pants-less!"
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"l can't take this much longer."
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"l gotta have a beer!"
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"Oh, no. Oh, no. Not tonight!"
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"Not tonight!"
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"- Hey, it's Duffman..."
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"the guy in a costume that creates aWareness of Duff."
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"Duffman wants to party down with the man who sent in..."
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"10,000 Duff labels to bring me here today."
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"l've got a bottomless mug of new Duff Extra Cold..."
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"for Barney Gumble!"
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"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"
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"l can't! l'm the designated driver!"
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"Yeah, that's swell."
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"Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program."
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"Please! l'm trying to drive!"
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"Hey, let's go to the girls' college!"
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"No. The Playboy Mansion. Playboy Mansion!"
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"Shut up! lt's my car, and l say we're going to the lost city of gold."
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"That's just drunk talk."
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"Sweet, beautiful drunk talk."
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"Good night, Barney. Don't forget to bring back my car back tomorrow."
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"just slide it under the door."
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"Yes. Tomorrow."
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"Barney ain't never comin' back."
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"Here We are, Mr. Gumble."
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"Huh? Thanks for the lift!"
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"Barney, where's my car?"
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"All l remember about the last two months..."
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"is giving a guest lecture at Villanova."
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"Or maybe it was a street corner."
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"So you lost my car, eh? Well, that's just grand."
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"l oughta punch you in the nose, but l have to pick up my kids at school."
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"Homer, l don't want you driving around in a car you built yourself."
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"Marge, you can stand there finding fault, or you can knit me some seat belts."
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"Sorry, sorry."
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"Dad, you got a letter from the City of New York."
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"Throw it away."
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"Nothing good has ever come out of New York City."
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"'Dear motorist, Your vehicle is illegally parked in the borough of Manhattan.'"
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"My vehicle! - 'lf you do not remedy this malparkage"
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"within 72 hours..."
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"your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense.'"
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"Oh! l don't wanna go to New York City!"
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"Why not? - New York is a hellhole!"
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"And you know how l feel about hellholes."
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"Dad, you can't judge a place you've never been to."
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"Yeah. That's what people do in Russia."
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"l was on my way to the Harrisburg Coat Outlet to buy an irregular coat..."
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"but it required a stopover in New York City."
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"All l had to do Was Walk a feWblocks from the Rort Authority Bus Terminal..."
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"because the next thing l kneW, l Was running for my life."
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"And that's when the CHUDs came at me."
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"Oh, Homer, of course you'll have a bad impression of New York..."
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"if you only focus on the pimps and the CHUDs."
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"We could all go with the bus company's special super-sitter fare."
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"Nine bucks? This one's on me!"
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"Great! We're all going to New York!"
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"Dad, our baby pictures were in there. - Don't you start!"
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"Wake up, eyeryone. We're almost there."
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"That took too long. How come we had to transfer in Atlanta twice?"
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"l just think we should've paid the extra $1 .50 and gotten a bus with restrooms."
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"Hey. Marge, l can't feel my legs."
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"l can't feel my legs! - Homer!"
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"Homer, those legs belong to the man behind you."
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"Hi."
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"We're here!"
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