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Clips from The Simpsons - The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (S09E09)

"Wow! l feel like such a nobody."
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"The Williamsburg Bridge. Fourth Avenue."
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"Governors lsland. - Look!"
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"lt's ZZ Top!"
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"You guys rock! - Eh, maybe a little."
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"Now remember, criminals prey on small-town folk like us."
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"So if anyone asks, we're sophisticated millionaires from the Ozarks."
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"Homer, you're scaring the children. - Good."
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"l don't wanna spend one extra second in this urban death maze."
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"The bus station is just one of the sights we came to see."
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"We'll meet you in Central Park at 5:00."
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"Oh, all right. But not a minute later."
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"'Cause once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy."
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"l'm on to you!"
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"'Your yehicle is illegally parked..."
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"at One World Trade Plaza.'"
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"Hmm. Ooh!"
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"Wow!"
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"Governors lsland looks so insignificant from up here."
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"Hey, immigrants, beat it! Country's full!"
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"Okay, folks. You heard the lady."
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"Stupid city!"
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"What the hell is this thing?"
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"Come off."
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"All right, you."
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"Ow."
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"Hey, When you're done With that, l got something up here you can bite onl"
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"Hey, why don't you be polite, you stinkin' pus bag!"
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"Pal, you gotta call that number on the boot."
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"Sorry about that guy. They stick all the jerks in ToWer One."
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"That's it! l'm comin' over there! - Why don't you come over here!"
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"l got something for you! - Shut up, the both of youse!"
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"Thank you for calling the Rarking Violations Bureau."
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"To plead 'not guilty,' press one now."
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"Your plea has been- - Rejected."
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"You will be assessed the full fine plus a small-"
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"Large lateness penalty."
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"Oh! Where's Lisa when you need her?"
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"Here's a better idea. You give me your address, and l'll write to you."
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"l'm so glad we took the subway."
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"Hey, where's Bart?"
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"but unlike yourselves, l was born without taste buds."
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"l'm in over my head here."
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"Thank you for your time."
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"Aw, come on! Pick up the pace! -"
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"Hey, l'm not a bum. Thanks, but l don't need-"
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"Okay, if you insist, but-"
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"Spare change, lady? Lousy cheapskate."
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"Closer."
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"Almost there."
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"lt's- Ow!"
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"Hey, could you go across the street and get me a slice of pizza?"
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"Oh, shoot. All right, all right. Give me one bowl."
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"No bowl. Stick. Stick."
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"Mmm! Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?"
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"Mountain Dew or crab juice."
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"Uh-oh. Uh, you got a men's room in there?"
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"Only Khlav Kalash. Men's room in tower."
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"Tower. Observation deck. - Oh!"
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"But l can't leave my car until the parking guy gets here."
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"Hmm!"
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"- Don't even think about it, pal!"
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"Actually, l think we're in Chinatown now."
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"Only in New York."
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"Mom, are those rabbits dead?"
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"No. No, Lisa. They're just sleeping..."
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"upside down and inside out."
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"Bart, no fireworks! Put that back!"
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"You're the boss."
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"Come on, boot guy!"
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"Oh. Flushing Meadows."
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"All right. l'll only be gone for a second. - Hey!"
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"Frontsies. Backsies. l'm with them. V.l.P. coming through."
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"- Very important person. Give me frontsies."
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"- What in the-"
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"How frightfully rude!"
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"l certainly hope someone stabs him in the eye."
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"What? 'Failure to wait by vehicle.'"
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"'$250'?"
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"You- Oh! l'm gonna get that stupid-"
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"Oh, no. lt's gettin' dark."
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"Well, that's it. l'm gettin' out of this town alive if it kills me!"
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"Ow!"
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"Look at all those beautiful shoes."
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"lf only l didn't already have a pair of shoes."
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"l'll meet you ladies back here in half an hour."
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"Okay, Dad. - Stay where l can see you, honey."
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"Oh!"
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"Excuse me. ls this MAD Magazine?"
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"No, it's Mademoiselle."
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"We're buying our sign on the installment plan."
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"Seriously though, my name is Bart Simpson."
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"My father has a subscription. l'd like the grand tour, please."
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"Listen, kid, you probably think lots of crazy stuff goes on in there."
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"But this is just a place ofbusiness."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Get me Kaputnik and Fonebone!"
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"l wanna see their drawings for the 'New Kids on the Blech.'"
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"And where's my furshlugginer pastrami sandwiches?"
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"Wow! l will never wash these eyes again."
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"Get off the road, you freakin' maniac!"
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"Yeah, you jackass!"
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"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"
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"'Kickin'lt. A Musical Journey Through The Betty Ford Center.'"
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"You know, when l was a girl, l always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience."
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"How do you find the defendant?"
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"When l grow up, l wanna be in the Betty Ford Center."
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"You'd better start saving now. lt's very expensive."
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"Shh! They're strapping down Liza Minnelli."
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"Oh, it's gonna be dark soon."
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"l'll never make it out of here with this rotten boot on my car."
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"- Aha! l've got it!"
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"just don't bump me on your way out of the car."
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"just a minute! Everything's under control! -"
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"Yes, l'd be upset too! Hey!"
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"What? - The boss says you're fired."
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"l'll get him! -"
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"So long, Mr. Boot."
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"Come on!"
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"Come on!"
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