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Clips from The Simpsons - The Dad Who Knew Too Little (S14E14)

"- You believe me, don't you, Dad? - Of course I do."
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"Pay attention to you, my sweet little father-loving pile of forgiveness."
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"Yes."
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"No, really. Tell me. I honestly don't know."
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"- Chief, no. - Even I knew that."
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"Oh, damn it."
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"I can't stop worrying about Homer and Lisa."
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"Oh, Mom. This'll take your mind off them. Unh!"
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"Oh, thank you, sweetie."
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"...and a fair-haired girl in a red lampshade."
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"Blackening our hair was a great idea, Dad."
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"I look just like a Powerpuff Girl."
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"Uh, Rock Strongo."
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"Your real name?"
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"Sign here, Mr. Uppercut."
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"Let me just put on my glasses."
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"You're charging how much for a room?"
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"Hello?"
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"Hello. This is a phone survey."
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"If the election were held today..."
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"...would you vote for A, the cops are there..."
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"...or B, you're free to talk."
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"Uh, A. And I'd like to add..."
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"...that proposition "Hug Lisa For Me" has my full support."
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"Oh, Marge. You're not getting it. It's me, Homer Simpson."
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"- We got a location, chief. - Good work, Lou."
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"Aw. Life on the lam is really hard."
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"But at least it's with you, Dad."
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"I feel terrible for putting you through this..."
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"...after what a wonderful father you've been."
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"Oh. Lisa, I can't lie to you any longer."
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"I'm the worst dad in the world."
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"What? Why?"
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"The man who framed you is a crooked detective who I hired."
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"Why did you do that?"
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"To find out everything about you so I'd seem like a good father."
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"Well, all the childless drunks at Moe's thought it was a great idea."
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"All right, Simpsons, the jig is up. We know you're in there."
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"Okay. I'm coming right out the door."
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"Cheer up, honey. We're living an all-natural existence, the kind you like."
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"Ooh, a trash can."
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"I don't wanna eat from the trash."
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"Oh, a banana."
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"What the...? It's full of cigarette butts."
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"They must've come from over there."
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"The detective must've sold them to the circus."
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"...and then I'm back to being plain old Rock Strongo."
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"You're not telling nobody nothing."
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"Dexter Colt, the man who framed my daughter."
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"- You should've paid the expenses. - In retrospect, yes."
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"Ooh. I think that fixed my back."
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"You know, Simpson, from the moment you walked into my office..."
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"...I had a feeling I'd kill you in a hall of mirrors."
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"- How did she find us? - Oh, Lisa has excellent hearing."
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"Oh, Dad, you do remember something about me."
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"I can't see."
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"How ironic."
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"Now, he's blind after a life of enjoying being able to see."
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"Well, it wasn't easy, honey."
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"Yeah. But what's gonna happen to the animals?"
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"...I'm not gonna let you sleep in the sty no more."
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"Hey, Dad. Will you read me a story?"
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"Shh."
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"The Simpsons"
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"Mom, Dad, my birthday's coming up..."
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"I love that little shill."
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"I had to share mine with my uncle."
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"Well played. Oh."
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"- Greetings, I am commander... - Rod."
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"My hobbies include:"
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"Let's party."
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"Stupid Flanders, you're a genius."
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"Lisa Simpson."
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"I sure am hungry for my favorite food..."
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"Who's your favorite Traveling Wilbury? Is it Jeff Lynne?"
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"Dad, you've had eight years to get to know me."
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"Gee, Homer, you sure look sad."
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"Let me guess. It's about a girl."
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"...so she'll think I'm a good dad."
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"Moving on."
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"I once picked my nose till it bleeded."
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"What do we want?"
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"Over the next three years."
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"You'll regret the day you crossed Dexter Colt."
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"I think I'll color him love"
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"Ha, ha. They're trapped."
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"How could you?"
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"Let's just get some sleep."
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"So is this one."
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"Those are the test animals."
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"We'll just tell the police..."
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"Oh, no, no. It's much worse."
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"Duly noted."
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"Oh, that's it, Gould."
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"...the most popular toy of 1999."
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"This kiosk sells personalized movies."
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"Anything to trick my daughter into liking me."
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"Yeah, yeah, I'm not... I'm not good."
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"Well, we should get along."
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"Would an innocent person flee?"
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"He can learn more about a chick by digging through one garbage can..."
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"Oh, God."
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"Unauthorized user. Access denied."
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"The Dad Who Knew Too Little"
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"Just hand me that book you got there."
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"Oh, wouldn't I?"
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"You should know. It is your favorite album."
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"I was framed."
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"We'll leave right after dinner."
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"Don't worry, honey. They released them all into the wild."
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"...they've slathered those pigs with cosmetics."
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"More free samples."
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"I'd better lower them. Ah."
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"Huh?"
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"My uncle died of crotch dot."
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"I don't swim, so that's where I throw my shrimp shells."
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"This was today?"
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"The girl was supposed to call."
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"You were supposed to get her that stupid diary."
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"Children don't remember bad birthdays, do they?"
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