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Clips from Friends - The One with the Fake Monica (S01E01)

"That I was not expecting."
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"- Thanks. - No, thank you."
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"You have given me so much."
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"If it wasn't for you, I'd never have gotten..."
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"Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me?"
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"Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?"
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"Well, not worried, you know, just wondering."
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"There's nothing to wonder about."
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"- Not necessarily. - Yes, necessarily."
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"I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the Amish thing."
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"Really? Then why are you like that?"
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"In!"
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"You in the back, you're getting it wrong!"
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"- I wrote you this poem. - Aw."
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"Okay, but don't eat it till you get on the plane."
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"- Thank you, Aunt Phoebe. - Aww."
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"Okay, bye, champ."
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"Marcel, come here. Come here."
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"...this is it."
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"There's just a couple of things I wanted to say."
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"I'm really gonna miss you."
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"You know? And I'm never gonna forget about you."
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"You've been more than just a pet to me."
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"Marcel, would you leave my leg alone?"
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"Would you just stop humping me for two seconds? Marc... Would you...?"
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"...that I might touch thy cheek."
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"WOMAN: That's fine. Thank you."
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"Hi. Uh, I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio."
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"MAN: Name? - Holden McGroin."
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"[English - US - SDH]"
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"How'd someone get your credit card number?"
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"Do I go horseback riding in the park, hmm?"
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"I think she means, "You dance..."
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"Come on, come on, come on!"
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"Great, it's gym class all over again."
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"Oh, ha."
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"Hi, I'm Mon..."
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"You're kidding. I spent three years in Amsterdam."
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"And we're dancing!"
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"Hi."
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"- Hey. CHANDLER: Hey."
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"...only to find out the Boston Celtics had the entire sixth floor!"
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"Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream."
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"I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up."
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"...and make complete fools of ourselves. What do you say?"
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"And that scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do."
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"They take, like, dogs and cows."
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"ROSS: Marcel. Marcel."
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"Where exactly is your zoo?"
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"Let me ask you some questions about... Is it, uh, Marcel?"
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"Well, I don't know. Why?"
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"- He's in! - He's in? Ah!"
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"...and pay the bills as soon as they come in!"
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"...to sing "Memories" at the Winter Garden Theater."
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"Actually, you only got to sing "Memo...""
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"WOMAN [OVER PA]: This is the final boarding call for Flight 67 to San Diego..."
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"Well, buddy..."
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"Okay, would you just take him away? Just take him."
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"What? It's just a phase."
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"Isn't there any way you can keep him?"
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"But that's two blocks from the beach. It's a total party zoo."
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"It's, uh, more of an interactive wildlife experience."
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"I'm..."
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"Ahem, hello?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"For the love of God, Monica, don't do it!"
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"- How do you get a monkey into a zoo? - I know that one!"
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"Did you hear that, Marcel?"
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"Hi. Uh, yes, this is Monica Geller."
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"The vet said that unless he's in a place where he has regular access..."
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"No, that's popes into a Volkswagen."
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"Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women..."
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"You by the door, in or out?"
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"You'll go back to being who you were because that's who you are."
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"Yo-ho!"
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"Hey, do you see anybody you think could be me?"
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"Well, it's technically not a zoo per se."
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"Joe, Joe, Joe... Stalin?"
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"She says, as time goes on, he'll start getting aggressive and violent."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Just say what you feel, Joey."
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"...boarding at Gate 42A."
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"[PHONE RINGING]"
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"...this big."
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"Oh! Oh."
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"- Where have you been? - I just got back from the vet."
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"Five, six. Five, six, seven, eight."
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"Hmm. Even if he were cornered?"
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"I'm going to the Big Apple Circus today."
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"Hello?"
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"I want you to know, I didn't turn you in."
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"There's gonna be a lot of babes in San Diego..."
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"- Sure. - Of course. Absolutely."
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"Marcel, I'm hungry."
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"She spent $300 on art supplies."
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"All right. Now everyone grab a partner."
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"- What? - Did you call the cops?"
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"I mean, she's this astounding person..."
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"Yeah, which she probably stole from some cheerleader!"
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"I'm thinking we go down there, sing "Memories"..."
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"We were coming back from our walk, and the phone was ringing..."
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"I am so drunk!"
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"Monica."
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"Where have you been?"
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"Um, I'm not actually Amish."
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