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Clips from South Park - About Last Night... (S12E12)

"We're all dead."
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"You don't know that, Steven!"
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"With an inexperienced man as president, we do know it!"
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"We'll probably be dead by sunrise!"
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"Butters, daddy loves you."
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"Just remember that."
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"He always loved you."
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"Whoo, Obama!"
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"Get outta here!"
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"No, everyone's out partying in the streets."
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"- What's wrong with your brother? - He was a McCain supporter."
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"It's okay, Ike. Obama will do fine."
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"- Mr. President! Over here! - Congratulations, sir!"
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"- Great job. - Change."
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"- Great job, Mr. President! - Great job, Obama."
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"Thank you all for your support. If you don't mind,"
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"getting some much needed rest."
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"Senator McCain?"
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"President Obama."
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"- Boom, baby! - Boom, baby!"
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"we were gonna tie for a minute there."
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"You played it perfectly. There was no way."
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"Obama is president."
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"Yes, we do. Assemble the rest of the team."
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"Sure. Hard part's over, right?"
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"Actually, the hard part's just starting."
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"Obama! Obama! Obama!"
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"It's Obama, Obama."
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"# Who let the dogs out?"
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"- # Who let the dogs out? # - Obama!"
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"# Who let the Obama out? #"
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"# Who let the dogs out? #"
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"Oh, police are here!"
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"Okay, people. Time to disperse."
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"Party's over."
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"Come on. Time to go home."
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"What are you, a McCain voter?"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Obama! Obama!"
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"- Obama! Obama! - Yeah!"
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"Hey! Put down my car!"
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"- Yes, we can! - Yes, we can!"
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"Jesus Christ."
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"# Obama, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. #"
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"# Hey Obama, Hey Obama #"
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"Hey, you guys wanna buy a TV?"
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"Bravo, Obama and McCain."
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"on this plan and you finally pulled it off."
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"Guys, we've all known each other a long time,"
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"had many incredible adventures,"
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"but this is going to be our greatest feat ever."
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"I knew it!"
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"I knew you two ran for president. You were just working an angle."
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"Always working the angles."
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"My friends, while the entire country is busy reacting to the election,"
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"we are about to pull off the greatest heist in human history."
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"So, come on. Enlighten us."
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"What are we stealing this time?"
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"The Hope diamond."
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"No, no, no,"
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"the Hope diamond is ungettable."
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"Every thief in the world knows that."
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"The diamond is kept in the Smithsonian Natural History Museum,"
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"long considered to be the most thief-proof structure ever built."
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"The diamond wing is protected"
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"On the northeast side, a seven-five laser system."
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"that can be breached."
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"- Drop into it from the top. - Can't get to it from the top."
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"Okay, you can't get into the museum from any side"
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"and you can't drop in from above."
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"So you can't get the diamond."
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"A two-mile long underground passage that runs from the White House"
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"The tunnel is only accessible from the Oval Office"
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"and just happens to travel..."
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"right underneath the Smithsonian National History Museum."
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"- Boom, baby. - Boom, baby."
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"You get somebody into that tunnel, they can blast into the museum,"
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"The heist is on."
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"so that the nation is as distracted as possible over the next eight hours."
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"This all sounds very risky."
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"We've spent ten years putting this plan together."
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"If we are indeed the greatest thief club in the world..."
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"and we are."
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"My name is Kyle Broflovski."
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"Yes, I know Obama won."
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"Kyle. Kyle, you gotta get out here!"
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"What?"
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"Your little brother's climbed out of the window."
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"I know you really wanted McCain to win,"
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"but it's going to be okay."
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"No, that's not true, Ike."
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"The economy could easily stabilize with Obama's plan."
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"Ike, don't jump!"
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"Really, Ike, that's like five feet off the ground. Don't do it."
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"Goodbye!"
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"Ike?"
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"All right, everyone. I'm turning in for the night."
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"Go to standard security, team three."
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"Sir! Sir, we have a bit of a problem."
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"- What? - The new president-elect is here."
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"He wants in to the Oval Office."
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"They're all right through here, sir."
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"Just checking out the new digs."
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"How are you guys?"
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"Good, sir."
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"I'd like to see the Oval Office, please."
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"Right now?"
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"I've only got 2 months to figure out how I want to redecorate,"
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"if you know what I mean."
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"Sure. Right this way, Mr."
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"President."
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"Thanks."
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"I got $100!"
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"All right, McCain. I'm in."
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"We're in position outside the Smithsonian."
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"You find the escape tunnel?"
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"I'm already on it."
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"- Change! - Change!"
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"Dad, Dad, we have a problem."
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"Not anymore we don't. Everything's different now."
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