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Clips from South Park - About Last Night... (S12E12)

"We don't have to take crap"
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"from the rich fat cats anymore."
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"Dude, he's wasted."
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"Hey, it's my boss! Hey, boss!"
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"Oh, hello Marsh!"
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"Yeah, you know what? Fuck you!"
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"You heard me, you fucking piece of shit!"
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"fucking asshole."
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"I don't need his stupid fucking job anymore."
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"You know what Obama said? "Yes, we can!""
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"- Hey, I voted for Obama! - Obama's not talking about you!"
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"Can someone help us?"
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"I just want to say to everyone who's a little disappointed"
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"that we lost the election, that there's always next year!"
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"Mrs. Palin, have you seen or heard from John McCain?"
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"No, I don't really know where he went."
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"Kind of seems a little odd, I guess, but..."
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"Oh, my phone's going ringy."
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"Excuse me."
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"I hope to God you're calling to tell me"
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"you're in position below the vault with the L-7 charges?"
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"I'm in the tunnel now, Sarah."
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"Should be almost below the museum."
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"Just make sure you don't blow the transformers along with the tunnel"
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"because it will trigger the 5.4 laser system."
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"or it'll be worthless when Garrett shuts down the grid."
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"- I'll be there in 30. - God, she's awesome."
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"He's got a private jet, you know. Okay. Bye-bye, then!"
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"Bloody idiots."
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"What's that noise?"
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"Oh, no."
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"McCain,"
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"Hang in there, Ike. We're gonna get you help."
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"There's some people."
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"We don't have any more room in the ark!"
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"Who are you to turn us away?"
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"I built this bunker in case McCain lost!"
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"There isn't enough room for everyone."
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"Hey, excuse me, but we need some help."
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"I know you do, but there's no more room, I tell ya!"
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"You're going to deny them, too?"
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"God sake's man, they're children!"
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"Look them in the eyes and tell them you won't take them in."
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"- Look at their little cheeks! - Let go of my face, asshole."
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"All right, damn you. The children can come in!"
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"We don't want in your stupid shelter."
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"- Okay, then I want their place. - Me, too."
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"There isn't going to be a hospital. Don't you get it?"
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"Let us in now!"
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"Jeez. It's already happening. Society's breaking down."
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"Obama hasn't been elected four hours"
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"and already the country is going to hell."
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"All right. Give me the keys."
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"Is there a problem, gentlemen?"
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"No. No, sir. Everything okay in there?"
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"Why wouldn't it be?"
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"I'm sorry, but I asked to be left alone."
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"Yes, sir. It's just that your wife is here."
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"My wife?"
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"Barack, everyone's been looking for you."
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"What on Earth are you doing?"
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"Come on in, darling. Thank you, boys."
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"Okay, Barack. Tell me what's going on."
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"Michelle, there's something I need to tell you."
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"What is it?"
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"The laser system guarding the diamond"
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"was replaced by an optical relay three days ago."
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"You gotta be kidding me!"
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"So the entire diamond vault is inaccessible?"
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"Is McCain online?"
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"Your guys weren't running update checks on the security logs?"
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"Michelle, we need you to do a different scan hack"
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"to the vault relay."
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"On a new system, in an hour? Are you nuts?"
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"My job was to pretend to be married to this bozo"
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"and get you three scan hacks into a laser system."
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"They did replace the laser system, but the new one isn't brand new."
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"It's an old H-7 series. You can break this baby in 30 minutes."
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"Tell Davis to get me a foretrans emitter"
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"and enough pulse drives to light a spark."
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"You catch that, Davis?"
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"I'm on it."
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"We made it, Ike. You're going to be okay."
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"There! Just take a seat over there."
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"Excuse me. My little brother needs medical attention."
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"Was he an Obama supporter or an McCain supporter?"
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"Why does that matter?"
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"Because they don't know if he partied too hard"
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"or if he tried to kill himself."
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"Ma'am, please."
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"You don't understand, kid. There's only two doctors on call."
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"And Dr. Wilson is out celebrating in the streets somewhere."
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"So where's the other doctor?"
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"Hey, come on, people!"
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"We can keep partying, can't we?"
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"Yes, we can!"
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"Come on, let's sing!"
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"# Obama, well you came and you gave #"
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"# Without taking #"
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"- Shut up! - # But I sent you away, Obama, #"
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"# When you kissed me, And stopped me from shaking, #"
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"# But I sent you away, Obama, #"
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"I've almost got it."
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"You're only going to have five minutes,"
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"do you understand?"
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"Did you really not like pretending to be married?"
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"Oh, Jesus. Now is not the time, B."
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"Come on, you have to admit we had some fun."
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"All right, everyone. We're about to go."
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"4:40 AM, the team gathers at the northwest exit of the museum."
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"4:45 AM, Michelle hacks the optical relay,"
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"allowing me access to the rear doors."
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"4:46, from inside, I can open the doors"
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"5:10 a.m., at the Department of Power,"
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"Quincy shuts down the grid,"
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"disabling power to the vault room."
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"5:12, my grandmother who faked her death on Monday"
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"I said I put a bomb in your building, yes."
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"5:13, the guards open the southwest door,"
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"checking the museum for any bombs."
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