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Clips from Family Guy - Model Misbehavior (S04E04)

"Man, I hope he lets me on his team this year."
Family Guy
"I haven't been part of a team since I was with the Four Peters."
Family Guy
"- Come on, Stewie. Let's go. - Yes, yes. I'm just checking the mail."
Family Guy
"Good lord, worms? You have worms?"
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"- Well, you could ask Lois and the fat one. - No. No. No."
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"Peter is not very discreet with private matters."
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"Hey, everybody! Meg just had her first period!"
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"Peter, shut up! It's 3:00 in the morning."
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"What the hell's going on out there?"
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"I'm just saying, I'm proud of her. She's a woman."
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"but right now, I am exhausted."
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"Just please don't tell them."
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"Perhaps you should worry a little less about your pride..."
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"and a little more about the creepy-crawlies..."
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"shawshanking their way out of your balloon knot."
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"Come on, kids. Off to Grandma and Grandpa's house."
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"Thank God I finally get some time away from the evil monkey in my closet."
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"Mrs. Babs. Mr. Carter."
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"La familia Griffin."
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"Lois, darling. It's wonderful to see you."
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"Hi, Mom. Hi, Daddy."
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"Peter, I see you're still fatter than holy hell."
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"You can read me like a book."
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"So, which of the Latin countries are you from?"
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"The one with the civil war, the one with the cocaine..."
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"Isn't this fun, Peter?"
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"You and I get to stay in my old high-school room."
Family Guy
"Wow. This looks just like my room at home."
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"Yeah, except for all the trophies and pictures of friends."
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"That's the second most impressive trophy I've ever seen."
Family Guy
"And the Grammy for Album of the Year goes to..."
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"Justin Timberlake."
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"It actually goes to Nelly."
Family Guy
"Wow, Mom. Were you a Miss Teen Rhode Island?"
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"In fact, your mom was offered a modeling contract."
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"Really? Why didn't you take it?"
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"Well, I wanted to, but your grandfather wouldn't let me."
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"But, Daddy, they offered me a contract."
Family Guy
"That sort of uncouth activity is below this family."
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"Now go away. I'm busy."
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"- Farnsworth. - The usual, sir?"
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"- Feeding the worms, are you? - Stewie, shut up, all right?"
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"Yes, I imagine those little fellows are enjoying quite a feast."
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"You know what's interesting? I've only been alive for six weeks."
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"So, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow, eh?"
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"Bet you're gonna need some big strapping men..."
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"No. No, I just thought you might want some extra seamen..."
Family Guy
"Cashscam is your way to make real money."
Family Guy
"You could become rich beyond your wildest dreams..."
Family Guy
"by selling these fine products over the phone."
Family Guy
"I say, I could be a millionaire playboy."
Family Guy
"Okay, girls. Are you all ready to play?"
Family Guy
"All right, then. One, two, three. Green light."
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"Red light. Green light."
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"Brandy, you're out."
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"Sorry, you have to sleep with Rob Schneider tonight."
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""Making copies. " Remember that?"
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"NewPort would like to extend a sPecial welcome..."
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"There they are, team Pewterschmidt."
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"Ahoy, Mr. Pewterschmidt."
Family Guy
"Peter, what the hell are you doing in my bathtub?"
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"This is the SS Pewterschmidt Kicker."
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"I won't have a member of my family racing in a bathtub."
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"Well, Daddy, you didn't want Peter in your boat..."
Family Guy
"And now, to fire the starting gun..."
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"is recently Paroled Presidential assassin, John Hinckley."
Family Guy
"You fired that gun real nice, John."
Family Guy
"Wow, Jodie Foster. Hey, thanks."
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"Maybe I was wrong about you. Maybe I was wrong about all men."
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"- Loser! - What did he say?"
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"- Hello? - I said you're a loser."
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"Who is this?"
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"There's the finish line. We can't let him beat us."
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"Not listening to you for once, Daddy..."
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"and look what happened."
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"I should've stopped listening to you a long time ago."
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"- Let's go home, Peter. - Right behind you."
Family Guy
"That's what we call a manatee, boys..."
Family Guy
"or, in nautical slang, the sea-cow."
Family Guy
"Damn these worms. Ow, this itch."
Family Guy
"Brian, what the hell are you doing?"
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"Nothing. Just some Pilates."
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"You're looking for an ass-race."
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"- Still got the worms, eh? - Yeah, that stupid medicine's $300."
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"Cashscam? Are you kidding? I don't want anything to do with that pyramid scheme."
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"- Very well, then. Enjoy your worms. - Wait. Wait."
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"Just be in my room tomorrow at 9:00 a. m. for orientation."
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"Until then, keep this in mind."
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"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right."
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"Oh, my God. Movable printed type."
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"and threaten the landed gentry."
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"Wow, Mom. You look pretty."
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"my father never let me take when I was younger."
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"I'm gonna become a model."
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"Hey, that's fantastic, Lois. And I'll pleasure myself to your photos."
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"- Me, too. - Me, too."
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"Oh, God. Meg, that's sick."
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"- That's your mother. - I'm just trying to fit in."
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"Get out. Get out of this house."
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"That's good about your modeling, Lois."
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"Thank you, Mort. I'm trying to get into modeling."
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"Hey, go on. Get out."
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"That greased-up deaf guy is going to be the death of me."
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"Like business isn't bad enough already."
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"'Cause I know where you could get a good deal on a model."
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"What the hell is all this?"
Family Guy
"Oh, Brian, you're here. Good. Okay, let me give you the rundown."
Family Guy
"Please keep personal knickknacks tasteful."
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"Welcome aboard."
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"- Yes? - It's Brian."
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"Oh, yes, the new fellow. Come on in."
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"What exactly am I supposed to do?"
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"so, you know, start thinking up some fun tacky ties to wear."
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"Oh, we're done."
Family Guy
"Here you go, guys."
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"Lois, could I be a son of a bitch and impose on you..."
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"to sign one of your flyers for me."
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"Of course, Cleveland."
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"Oh, man. I can't believe I'm sleeping with a model."
Family Guy
"Well, I can't decide what to call this place."
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