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Clips from Family Guy - Model Misbehavior (S04E04)

"We'll flip a coin."
Family Guy
"Pardon me. Are you Lois Griffin, the Goldman's Pharmacy girl?"
Family Guy
"Yes, I suppose I am."
Family Guy
"Karin Parotta, modeling agent."
Family Guy
"Listen, sugar, I've seen your stuff. You're a breath of fresh air in my stoma."
Family Guy
"Well, here's my card. Give me a call."
Family Guy
"Allow me."
Family Guy
"You ever get freaky with that thing or what?"
Family Guy
"Brian, could you come in here for one second?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, what is..."
Family Guy
"I am so pressed."
Family Guy
"Yes, the letter "G" is wonderful."
Family Guy
"Of course, and the number "6.""
Family Guy
"Okay. Okay."
Family Guy
"Grover. Grover. Grover."
Family Guy
"Grover. Grover."
Family Guy
"You know what? If you're gonna shout, we can just talk later."
Family Guy
"You wanted something?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yes. Can you go ahead and send Lois a congratulatory basket?"
Family Guy
"Thank you."
Family Guy
"Oh, and if Cookie Monster calls, tell him I'm not talking to him..."
Family Guy
"- What are these? - I don't know."
Family Guy
"What do you mean, you don't know?"
Family Guy
"I don't know how they got there."
Family Guy
"No. No, Derek was in here earlier. He was making the beds."
Family Guy
"He probably put them... I was in the john."
Family Guy
"Well, here we are, Lois. Your first professional photo shoot."
Family Guy
"Karin, this is so exciting."
Family Guy
"Knock them dead, honey."
Family Guy
"And is he the head of the household?"
Family Guy
"If I can just have a few moments of your time..."
Family Guy
"Hello?"
Family Guy
"Oh, Brian, there you are. Can I talk to you about something?"
Family Guy
"that's dangerously close to the word "bitch," isn't it?"
Family Guy
"Absolutely, and nobody appreciates a joke like Stewie."
Family Guy
"And, you know, between you and me, I think it's a stitch..."
Family Guy
"but some of the other employees have found it offensive."
Family Guy
"Other employees? Who else works here besides me?"
Family Guy
"Dinner's almost ready, kids."
Family Guy
"Wow, Lois, look at you. You're like Britney Spears..."
Family Guy
"I'll get it."
Family Guy
"Dad, how could you be okay with Mom parading herself around like this?"
Family Guy
"I mean, she's half-naked. It makes all women look bad."
Family Guy
"Meg, who let you back in the house?"
Family Guy
"Lois, I got your new headshots, and I set up a shoot for you..."
Family Guy
"over at Glamour next Monday..."
Family Guy
"but, sugar, you're gonna need these to stay on top."
Family Guy
"Diet pills? Karin, I'm not gonna take these."
Family Guy
"I don't need to."
Family Guy
"Lois, sooner or later every model needs a little boost, huh?"
Family Guy
"I just wanna make sure you got everything you need."
Family Guy
"- Hey, you like Pez? - Sure."
Family Guy
"Hey, who's putting together a puzzle? 'Cause I just found a hot piece."
Family Guy
"Wow. Lois, you look great."
Family Guy
"Thank you, Glenn."
Family Guy
"Yeah, Lois. I'd like to wear you like a hockey mask."
Family Guy
"Okay, easy, fellas."
Family Guy
"Take it easy, Cleveland."
Family Guy
"Take your jacket off."
Family Guy
"Peter, what are you doing?"
Family Guy
"Lois, if you being a model means you're going to be eye-candy..."
Family Guy
"for the whole town, then I ain't going for it."
Family Guy
"You can't stop me from modeling, Peter."
Family Guy
"This is important to me."
Family Guy
"I am going to the top, and there's nothing you or anyone else can do about it."
Family Guy
"Who the hell does he think he is?"
Family Guy
"Come on. Come on."
Family Guy
"Go away!"
Family Guy
"We now return to..."
Family Guy
"Mmm-hmmm."
Family Guy
"Mmm-hmmm."
Family Guy
"I got a wax this morning, and let's just say..."
Family Guy
"- you're cleared for landing, huh? - Giggidy!"
Family Guy
"Lois, what the hell's up with you lately?"
Family Guy
"You're acting all weird, and you're staying out all night."
Family Guy
"I got invited to a Vogue magazine party."
Family Guy
"That guest list is more exclusive than the Garden of Eden."
Family Guy
"Can we sit underneath it?"
Family Guy
"Brian, thanks for showing up so promptly for your quarterly evaluation."
Family Guy
"Now, then. I'm going to do something I call the compliment sandwich..."
Family Guy
"where I say something good, then talk about where you need improvement..."
Family Guy
"and then end with something good."
Family Guy
"Okay."
Family Guy
"You look like Snoopy, and it makes me smile."
Family Guy
"Where you need improvement."
Family Guy
"You have smelly dog farts."
Family Guy
"Something good. Something good."
Family Guy
"You really dazzled that rep from the Cincinnati office last week."
Family Guy
"Listen, if you're ever looking for a change of scenery..."
Family Guy
"- Fine, it wasn't. - It was."
Family Guy
"Mr. Pewterschmidt, I need your help."
Family Guy
"I mean, she's acting crazier than I did that time I tried Ecstasy."
Family Guy
"Oh, Brian, your fur is so soft."
Family Guy
"Oh, your ears."
Family Guy
"Oh, this couch."
Family Guy
"Stewie, your head is so smooth."
Family Guy
"How is that even... How you doing that?"
Family Guy
"How you doing that?"
Family Guy
"I'm really worried about her, Mr. Pewterschmidt..."
Family Guy
"and I figured I'd come to you since you were always good at reeling her in."
Family Guy
"Well, Lois was always a wild stallion..."
Family Guy
"And I'll help you..."
Family Guy
"but first, you have to do something for me."
Family Guy
"Eat this pine cone."
Family Guy
"- How is it? How does it taste? - It's awful."
Family Guy
"- Finish it. Eat it. - I hate it."
Family Guy
"- It hurts. - This is for Lois. Go on."
Family Guy
"- All right. We good to go? - Yup."
Family Guy
"Good. A little body glitter for you."
Family Guy
"- What are you doing? Like... obvious. - Shut up."
Family Guy
"Check out these ribs, Lois."
Family Guy
"Go ahead. Try them out."
Family Guy
"- You see Jimmy Smits in there? - Yeah."
Family Guy
""Stewie should eat a steaming bag of... ""
Family Guy
"Well, I'm not gonna say the last word, but I think you know what it is."
Family Guy
"Look, Brian, a corporation is a lot like a centipede."
Family Guy
"It only works if all the legs are moving toward the same end."
Family Guy
"And you know what you are, Brian?"
Family Guy
"- You're a busted leg. - What?"
Family Guy
"Don't think about coming back and shooting up the place..."
Family Guy
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