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Clips from Veep - Election Night (S04E04)

"We went through so much together getting you here, so..."
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"Pennsylvania results are about to come in. They're about to call this."
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"So how is it... - Shh."
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"Pennsylvania called for O'Brien."
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"- I said we should have gone back there. - And you were right."
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"I think Pennsylvania is the real significant call tonight."
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"Pennsylvania, you had that as a Meyer win, is that right, Matty?"
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"That's, um... Yes, we did."
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"Can't predict everything all the time, can you?"
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"Even though that is your job."
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"Well, I would not be surprised if the president were thinking"
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"What do experts know?"
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"Got O'Brien 267, us 207."
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"If those are right, it looks like he's got the election."
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"These are projections. These are not real results."
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"They're ghosts."
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"I know you want to, but you really, really shouldn't."
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"What?"
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"I'm gonna concede."
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"I, Uh..."
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"And I'd like to have a little bit of dignity in defeat."
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"So, um..."
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"I'm gonna call O'Brien."
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"This fucking job sucks anyway."
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"- Bill. - A fascinating night, ma'am."
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"Were you calling me for a particular reason, Madam President?"
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"I wanted to just start by thanking you"
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"for conducting a very dignified..."
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"so forget about the soda and just grab a crate of whiskey."
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"Fuck."
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"I got something you're gonna want to hear."
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"Dan, there's nothing useful you can tell me."
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"Pennsylvania was the wrong call."
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"Look, I have no idea how..."
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"- and... - Ma'am, don't. No, no, no."
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"Um, also another thing I'd like to just mention..."
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"Uh, how's it going?"
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"You and I are the only ones"
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"and I just..."
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"Ma'am, forgive me for being direct,"
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"but you're not conceding?"
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"Um, no. I don't know why"
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"you would even imagine that I would be doing that, Bill."
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"people of Pennsylvania go to Selina Meyer."
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"Yeah, I don't know if you've seen this, Bill,"
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"but they seem to have called Pennsylvania for me."
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"Yes, I heard that."
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"would like to say to me right now."
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"I'm taking the White House. Please leave the hot tub on."
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"I don't think so, my friend."
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"Sir, the crowd is getting restless. The band has stopped playing."
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"I've given them my best material and we don't know what to do."
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"We need to give them a hit of political meth."
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"I think we should send out Tom James."
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"Uh, ma'am, would you consider allowing Tom"
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"to go out on the rally stage?"
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"What? Uh, well, let's see. First of all, no."
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"was no."
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"Jonah, sorry, the answer is..."
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"Oh, hello."
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"- What? - Holy mother of moly."
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"- What is it? - Ma'am, Fox is calling Washington State for us."
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"Yes! - No!"
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"- They called Ohio. - Oh, my God, that's amazing!"
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"- Ohio? - No, for O'Brien. I should have said."
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"- Oh, my God. - ABC is saying it's still too close to call."
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"- Yeah. - No, they're calling it now... O'Brien."
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"- Shit! - Fox again and Politico."
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"- Yes, we took Florida! - Oh!"
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"- That is extraordinary. - Yes."
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"- What is my number now, Kent? - Okay, one second."
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"- You're two... You're... - What?"
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"- Yeah, you're 256. - Kent, where does that leave us?"
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"If O'Brien gets Virginia, he wins."
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"- However, if we get Virginia... - We win!"
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"No, actually, Gary, if we get it, we tie."
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"- What? - What?"
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"I don't follow these things that closely, but that's right, isn't it, Mr. Davison?"
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"Yes."
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"Tie, like it's a tie? You mean, we tie?"
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"Matty, you'll forgive me if I sideline you here."
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"- Sure. - Dan, you know the president well."
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"What is going on in that Meyer hotel suite right this second?"
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"The president has a lot of top minds working on her campaign."
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"They're gonna be all over this."
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"What happens when there's a tie?"
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"Everybody goes online to try to find out what happens if we get a tie."
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"Way ahead of you. Shit, I'm just getting how to tie a tie."
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"Jesus Christ, you know?"
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"You do your best. You try to serve the people"
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"- and then they just fuck you over. - Yeah."
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"And you know why? Because they're ignorant"
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"and they're dumb as shit."
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"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is democracy."
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"- I have 20th Amendment. - Why are there so many amendments?"
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"Get it right the first time, people."
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"It's actually both. 12th is superseded by the 20th."
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"They give the House until January 20th to elect the president."
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"Each state gets one vote. First candidate to 26 is the new president"
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"and the Senate chooses the VP."
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"It's a close election with a ton of House races too close to call."
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"What happens if it's a tie in the House?"
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"Right. - Is it a dance-off?"
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"Well, vice president-elect becomes president."
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"Whoever the Senate has picked for VP will be president."
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"- Wait, that means... - That Tom..."
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"- What? - Could be the president."
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"Well, I..."
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"I had literally no idea."
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"It's good to be prepared."
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"So, wait. So you mean that I..."
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"I might lose this election to my fucking vice president?"
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"At least it'd be somebody from our team, ma'am."
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"I mean, that's good, right?"
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"I didn't mean to make her cry."
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"There, there."
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"Oh, it's gonna be okay."
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"- She's going down. - She's going down."
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"Don't touch her."
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"- Yeah? - Sir, I'm sorry to contact you directly,"
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