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Clips from Veep - Election Night (S04E04)

"- You have to go? - Yeah."
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"What does that mean? This is not summer camp."
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"Oh, well, then please go."
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"Some of our viewers were complaining that you're shrill anyway, so..."
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"Oh, shrill? No, no, I'm never shrill."
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"Yeah, yeah, keep making that face implying that I'm shrill."
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"Hey, could someone check the parking lot?"
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"I mean about Wisconsin, not a person."
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"I forgot. I have incompatible shoes with the rug."
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"Screw this whole sloppy,"
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"backseat blowjob of a night anyway. I don't give a shit."
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"- Hang on. - Hang on what?"
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"You mean they went back on the call?"
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"Yes, hence my saying that they had."
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"This is a 360-degree turn. - - It's 180."
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"Rescinded is my new favorite word!"
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"We are back in the game. Back from the dead."
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"Zombies, bottom of the ninth."
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"Ma'am, listen to this."
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"Fox just called Colorado for you."
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"- No! - Oh, my God!"
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"Stand back, Meyer is on fire."
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"It appears that Matty's domino is standing up straight again."
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"Oh, yeah, you better unpack it."
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"The models are only as good as the data that you put into them"
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"and the data comes from the polling companies."
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"So maybe we should talk to them about what went wrong."
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"- Your website is shit. - Honest to God. Shit."
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"- It's shit. - Go back to the Shire,"
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"- you fucking moonfaced hobbit. - Yeah."
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"You know, ma'am, can we talk privately?"
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"Oh, sure, yeah."
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"I'd like to think that I have been"
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"- some use to the campaign. - You've been great."
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"I mean, you know, everyone's like,"
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""Oh, Tom James. Ooh, it's Tom James."
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"He's so dreamy. Sign my tits, Tom James.""
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"Um, but anyway, so... But you were saying?"
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"I don't want to be impotent."
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"I... I don't really..."
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"I have had this very conversation."
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"- You want... - No, I want to be treasury secretary."
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"- What? - As well as veep."
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"Bank of Tom James."
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"- I am bitterly disappointed... - With respect..."
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"this administration was coming apart at the seams"
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"during those hearings and I used six rolls"
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"of Magic Tape to stick it back together."
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"Want your face on money or something?"
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"- Sing with me. - No."
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"What's this... this job you've applied for?"
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"It's a big food corporation. United Seasonings."
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"Yep, we lobbied for them,"
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"so my hands are dirty with paprika money."
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"No need, they already know."
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"- That's right. - This election is too close to call."
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"I... pardon my ribaldry."
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"- And Iowa called for O'Brien. - Fuck Iowa."
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"I'd say nuke it, but I think someone already did."
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"Pennsylvania's too close to call. Florida's too close to call."
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"You might gather the general trend"
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"is that it's too close to call."
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"The congressional results are similarly tight."
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"- Okay, you don't need to shake that bag, all right? - Hmm?"
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"Try chewing with your mouth closed. See if that works."
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"All right, they're saying we're gonna get a clearer picture"
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"of this whole thing in about an hour."
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"God, I am so tense."
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"I could crack a walnut in my ass."
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"- Right, Mom, come with me. - What?"
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"Just get out of here until this picture becomes clearer."
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"- Maybe have some mother-daughter time? - Okay."
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"I just want to say thank you for supporting"
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"the men's health campaign"
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"Easiest job I ever had."
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"Just remember, check 'em, don't neglect 'em."
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"Check 'em, don't neglect 'em."
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"A-Team? "I'm the A-Team.""
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"they were supposed to be on the run,"
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"but, you know, they were in a really distinctive van."
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"Yeah, what was up... What was up with that?"
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"Feeling kind of zen-ish, you know?"
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"I realize that there's nothing more I can do."
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"Things are out of my control"
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"and I just have to let the tension go."
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"Apologies."
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"I'm sorry about you and Jason."
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"I know that my job can be hard on you"
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"- Yeah, just a little bit. - Yeah."
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"But like you said, I can't be married to a lobbyist, so..."
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"Yeah, and he was, like, 60."
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"- He was 35. - How did he take it?"
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"You know, Catherine,"
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"Okay?"
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"tell it to you like it is, honey."
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"But all men are awful."
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"Really."
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"who's the least horrible."
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"Okay, Mom."
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"Oh, look at that photo of you and me."
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"- You look like me in that picture. - No."
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"No, uh-uh. Not at all."
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"- Yeah, a little bit... - No, uh-uh."
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"- Oh. - Oh, there's Daddy."
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"- Horrible. - Mom."
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"Okay, I'm back. How long was I gone?"
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"- About 20 minutes. - Is that it?"
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"All right, so what's my destiny here?"
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"Still unfathomable."
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"Why can't the American people make up their minds?"
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"I mean, how hard is it to decide between two candidates?"
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"- Amy. - Hey, Sue."
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"- Amy, nice to see you. - Hi. Mmm."
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"I've got to get a little space between Karen's mouth and my ears."
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"I'm gonna hit the soda machine. Anybody want anything?"
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"Just something with real sugar."
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"No sweeteners or I'll shit my pants."
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"- Welcome back. - Thank you."
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"- Hello, ma'am. - Oh, wow."
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"TV's Amy Brookheimer."
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