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Clips from Veep - Election Night (S04E04)

"Well, on air I'm gonna keep in with her."
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"Off air I'm telling the Nazis that she's hiding in the attic."
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"- Hi. - Hey, so..."
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"we have Sally Davenport with us, of course."
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"We've also got Matty Curtis."
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"- Wow. - Love that guy."
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"The online statistics savant."
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"Yeah, in the midterms, he predicted the margin in every Senate seat."
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"So, suck it, Fox."
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"So we doing this or what?"
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"Hey, well, thank God you're here."
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"- Yeah, we'll see you out there. - Okay."
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"So, closest election in living memory."
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"- Yeah. - Hope you guys are prepared."
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"- We will do our best. - Well, we're gonna need better than that."
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"- Okay. - I'm kidding. I'm just kidding."
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"But you better be good."
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"Sorry, guys, we need this area to be clear."
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"This whole scrotum situation is really working out for you, sir."
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"That hearing was terrible, but it really got my face out there, you know?"
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"Look at this. Mike wants me up in the presidential suite"
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"to get a one-on-one thank-you from the president."
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"Thanks."
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"Oh, yeah, okay."
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"Oh, man, election nights are my cocaine."
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"It used to be election nights and cocaine were my cocaine, but..."
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"- Then again, they said the Rapture was close. - Anything yet?"
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"Indiana and South Carolina, they just called for O'Brien."
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"Uh, Vermont and Connecticut, yep, they're for us."
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"Yeah, Vermont! Yeah, Connecticut!"
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"Okay, settle down. A bowl of hair could win those states."
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"- Ma'am, you have a moment for Jonah? - Oh, Jonah. Oh, yeah."
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"I want to thank you for your work on men's health"
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"and talking about that bullying that you had to endure."
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"Thank you, ma'am. It was my honor..."
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"You know what? I need to thank Vermont."
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"Yeah, that's it, Jonah. It's been a busy night."
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"Well, most people get just two."
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"I'm saving that for when I go to prison."
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"Even money they give you the chair."
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"No one came out of the hearings unscathed, Bill."
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"I'll be thinking about that while I'm with whichever guy"
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"- How nice. - Yeah, Karen."
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"Cramp."
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"Senator O'Brien has 33 electoral votes based on our projection."
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"President Meyer has 10. Is this significant, Dan?"
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"It's the suburbs that are gonna decide this contest."
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"Well, Amy, Dan, who do you feel will win tonight?"
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"- It's so close. - So close."
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"Mm-hmm, and not just for us, Greg, but for America."
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"That was transcendent bullshitting."
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"- You're not gonna lose, okay? - Right. Right."
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"You're gonna win in a slide."
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"You know, marginally."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- Everybody, Karen. - Oh, hi, Tom."
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"Tell me how you're doing."
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"Well, I'm trying to stay positive."
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"We lost Oklahoma."
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"Which we were expected to, so..."
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"It's only seven votes."
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"I keep getting that static electric shock."
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"It's the prison toilet situation which preys on one's mind."
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"Defecating in full view of another man is unthinkable."
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"Yeah, Bill, put a cork in it, will you?"
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"You know, that actually may help."
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"Hey, listen, how much did you pay your lawyers?"
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"Because I lawyered up for the hearings"
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"and they only said words, you know?"
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"Shh! There's a call coming."
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"He's like a Native American tracker."
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"He can hear it in the wind."
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"- in the great state of Minnesota. - Oh, fuck!"
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"- I thought that was ours. - I thought we had it."
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"- I wasn't entirely sure. - Ma'am."
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"- Shit. - Excuse me for one second."
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"I'm not saying we will, because we won't,"
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"but if we do lose and you're an outgoing president, you could..."
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"- I could pardon you? - Yes."
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"That wouldn't look good. You'd be the first person to say that."
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"- If there's any way... - Hey, Bill, I got a lot on the line"
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"with my presidency right now,"
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"so I don't really have time to be thinking about your whatever the fuck it is."
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"- Thank you, ma'am. - You're welcome."
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"What will you do if O'Brien wins?"
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"Set up an office with Selina at the Betty Ford Clinic?"
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"Politics bores me."
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"God, it's boring."
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"Amy looks off her game, distracted."
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"I only really know Amy as the woman who rushed everywhere"
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"She's a workaholic."
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"Works frantically to avoid dealing with her weird mix"
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"Uh, ma'am, I don't mean to be the bearer of bad news, but..."
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"Called Wisconsin. Projected as an O'Brien win."
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"That was the bad news, which in the end I didn't bear."
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"Well, this is certainly something not many people saw coming."
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"This is a big, big win for O'Brien,"
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"and I think the Meyer team is gonna be feeling that."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Amy, is the race already slipping away from your former boss?"
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"No. No."
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"So, no. No, you know, it's no."
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"I think O'Brien's gonna win this election."
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"- Eh... - You're gonna win this, ma'am."
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"- You think you would have won? - What do you mean?"
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"'Cause that's the speculation, you know."
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"What do you think, Karen?"
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"- For? - For the election."
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"This election. There's an election going on."
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"Oh, well, you're asking me a hypothetical question"
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"Great."
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"Amy, I saw your instability on TV."
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"Call me when you get this."
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"If he wins this thing, I need to kiss his ass."
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"Mm-hmm. I'm going. I have to go."
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"What? No, you can't do that."
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"Yeah, no, I have to see this play out with Selina."
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"I've spent a third of my life leading up to this night, so..."
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"Amy..."
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"Greg, I have to go."
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