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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S02E02)

"Leave it to me, sir. I,ll crack him faster than Condoleezza Rice..."
American Dad! (2005)
"I will never talk. Never!"
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"Every man has a weakness. What is his?"
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"Actually, you might be surprised."
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"It's like she's jealous of my work as chief bomb maker at Arabs for Chaos."
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"the pouty good looks of Resident Evil's Jill valentine..."
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"Those girls will never talk to us."
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"- Trust me, guys. We can do this. - But what if they-"
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"Little kids? Would a little kid have a $50 watch he bought with good-boy points?"
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"Hey, you know how we were talking about getting me a new car?"
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"My dad wasn't around to teach me any different."
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"Neither was mine."
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"Son of a bitch! He mind-raped me!"
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"Correction. It's your new pre-owned car..."
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"We sold it to him for 7,000."
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"Yeah, but he let me keep the Phallus for no extra charge."
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"Because you already paid for it!"
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"involved in a car purchase that- Damn it!"
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"The one time I invite the fish up here for drinks."
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"Oh, don't worry about it. I,m... having fun. I,m having fun."
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"Oh, my God! A movie projector!"
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"Get something out of it? Cars?"
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"Hey, Algernon, what's wrong with you?"
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"Uh, lost my confidence because a car salesman bested me eight times?"
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"- Awesome! - Smith! What in God's name are you doing?"
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"Feets, don't explode on me now!"
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"I,m know. Because I,m an idiot. My sensei would be disgusted."
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"and then some car salesman makes my brain his bitch!"
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"I,m right in the middle of trying to get the toaster to pop..."
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"I want to brush your hair."
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"- Are you kidding me? - No. No. No, I,m not. But we can sit in them."
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"Ah, "chinema...."
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"on the majestic grandeur of the silver screen."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Well, we,re glad to have you home, especially with the bills piling up."
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"The bills will be dealt with. But now I rest."
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"and then kick the mental ass of a certain car salesman."
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"He will take back these cars, and I will take back my pride."
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"You see us as you want to see us-"
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"in the simplest terms, the most convenient definitions."
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"a princess and a criminal."
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"Thanks, guys. But we were just wondering, why didn't you try anything?"
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"We-We could have tried something?"
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"My boy is wicked hygienic."
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"Chicken pot pie! My favorite!"
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"- Actually, it's turkey. - Oh, gross!"
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"You bought a blimp?"
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"I,m going someplace where I won't bring shame to this house!"
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"- When's Dad coming back? - Don't know."
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"Everything's gonna be fine."
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"Once he finds his confidence, he,ll be right back here."
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"Just a minute!"
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"Check it out."
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"- What are you selling? - Still working on that."
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"What have I done?"
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"Who knows? Probably running from something. Himself, most likely."
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"What the hell? Gold."
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"One week to retirement, I risk my pension by stealing evidence?"
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"What the hell was I thinking?"
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"The best your pension will buy us is some crappy little cracker box on the eastern shore."
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"But now- now we can go to Boca."
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"- You,re going out a nothing! - An honest nothing!"
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"plugged in the groceries by some hopped-up dope fiend?"
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"would be a night filled with disappointment and compromise."
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"Ah, the death of the drive-in. Harbinger of the slow demise of American cinema."
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"The grand images, the big stars. Where did they go?"
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"Now everyone just sits at home. Now it's all TV, TV, TV!"
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"Wait a second! I have a TV!"
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"How could I forget you, my good-time gal?"
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"Fifteen bucks to see who's chasing Ashley Judd through the woods? Movies are dead."
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"You!"
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"I had everything! A family! A great job! You took it all from me."
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"- Is that true? - Oh, I,m sure it's not that bad."
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"- Daddy, I thought you sold people cars to help them. - I do. I-"
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"- Plan? What plan? - Why, my pretending-to-be- depressed-and-go-crazy plan."
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"and master of the con game, David Mamet."
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"All to save $10 a month?"
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"God, it's great to win again! Oh! I still got it, honey!"
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"Yeah! I won! I won!"
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"His name is Achmed al-Paula Abdul al-Paul Anka al-Casey Kasem bin Shakira."
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"We must find out who he works for."
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"cracked the glass ceiling with her beautiful straightened hair."
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"It's no use, C.I.A. man."
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"His teeth are yellow, so he's a smoker."
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"The handcuffs around his wrists mean he's in some sort of trouble."
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"The haunted look in his eyes suggest that he doesn't know..."
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"what Eric McCormack's gonna do after Will And Grace either."
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"He's got a wedding ring, but his shirt doesn't match his pants..."
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"which means his wife has stop caring. Gotcha!"
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"Oh, man! Another spot on my tie."
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"It's like my wife doesn't even care anymore."
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"I,m sorry. You shouldn't have to listen to my complaints. It's not like you could relate."
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"My wife and I haven't been getting along for quite some time now."
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"It's like she's no longer the woman I traded goats for, you know?"
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"Preaching to the mosque, Achmed. Preaching to the mosque."
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"Dude, it's okay. She,ll come around."
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"It just sucks, you know?"
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"Ooh. Probably shouldn't have told you that."
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"You thought what I made you think."
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"I still want to get the wives together."
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"Well done, Smith. I,m going to pat you on the bottom."
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"Ready? There it is."
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"Look. it's Jenny Bowen. She's got the body of Lara Croft..."
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"and the frank eroticism of Rosie O,Donnell."
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"God, I,d love to bend Rosie O,Donnell over a buffet table..."
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"and just let her eat all she wants."
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"Yes, Rosie O,Donnell is every teenage boy's Mrs. Right."
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"But these girls are Mrs. Right Here."
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"They,ll give us boo-boos on our feelings."
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"No ifs, no buts, no coconuts."
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"- Afternoon, ladies. - What do you little kids want?"
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"Sorry. We only date guys with cars."
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"Ohh!"
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"I,m home."
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"Oh, if I had known you were gonna be home so early..."
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"I wouldn't have taken care of myself in the bathtub."
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"Well, I know exactly what I want."
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"The Fem wagon. It's a little pricey."
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"Hey, you,ve got one of the C.I.A.'s top negotiators on your side."
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"You know I negotiated my way through negotiator training."
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