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Clips from 30 Rock - There's No I in America (S07E07)

"That made white"
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"But I guess that's just life in a democracy."
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"Hola. Mi amo Dora."
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"Hey, Maria."
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"- Hey, it's election day. - Mm hmm."
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"Huge party upstairs tonight. Just like 2008."
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"- I'll see you there? - Oh, I wish."
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"My shift ends at 6:00 now."
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"So, you'll be gone before they declare a winner?"
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"Yes!"
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"Anything can happen."
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"Hope and change."
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"of the Jenna-ral election."
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"Today, we choose the future for a nation"
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"and for a woman People magazine once called,"
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""an unnamed friend of the deceased.""
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"Today, finally, it is truly all about me."
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"Liz, we'll start with your opening statement."
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"When your time is up, you'll hear this sound."
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"♪ Oh, say, can you see..."
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"♪ And the home of the"
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"♪ brave"
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"Jenna, this election is about emotion."
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"It's about which candidate cares the most"
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"cares the most about the issues"
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"that truly matter to Jenna Maroney."
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"For example, your reproductive rights."
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"Do you want a bunch of old men behind closed doors"
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"deciding what you can and cannot do with your body?"
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"Ooh. And how do they tell me their decisions?"
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"Do I get shocked whenever I do the wrong thing?"
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"What? No, Jenna, not that."
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"God."
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"Earlier today, I met a family."
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"The Alfreds from Lakecity, Florida."
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"Sorry. Lake City."
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"The Alfreds are huge Jenna Maroney fans"
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"because Jenna Maroney is so, so talented."
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"Please hold your applause until the end."
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"the arts program at Traci Lords middle school,"
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"would be gutted."
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"Without music appreciation class,"
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"how would Shauna know how much she appreciates you?"
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"A world without arts programs sounds terrible."
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"Where would young blonde girls like Shauna"
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"learn to act and sing?"
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"Why, if arts funding was cut, within a short time,"
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"And Jenna Maroney would get every part."
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"That's my America. That's Mitt Romney's America."
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"My next question refers to an issue that I know"
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"deeply affects the vast majority of Jenna Maroney."
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"Which political party is cooler?"
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"That's no contest, Jenna."
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"The president listens to hip-hop rappings."
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"Wow."
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"Let me tell you who we have."
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"Craig T. Nelson, Chuck Norris, and Charlton Heston's skull."
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"You'd be the only cool republican."
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"Jenna, you need to trust me, here."
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"Have I ever steered you wrong?"
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"I stopped you when you wanted to join"
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"that white tiger magic show."
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"I stopped you when you tried to drive us into Lake Michigan"
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"Listen to me, Jenna."
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"And listen to your heart."
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"I own a fuddruckers with Scottie Pippin."
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"And you, sir, look like Scottie Pippin."
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"Mr. Donaghy, your closing statements."
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"When our founding fathers first set out"
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"time and time again, our nation horizon."
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"Prosperity, dreams, freedom."
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"I've met people."
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"For this generation, and generations to come,"
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"thank you, America."
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"Good God, those are load-bearing balloons!"
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"Everyone run for your lives!"
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"Mr. Jordan, I need your help."
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"a single decision on this absentee ballot."
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"Should we take apart the clock tower?"
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"Or make him bury her like the rest of the dead folks?"
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"I'll never know enough to make an informed decision."
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"Do you think this country was founded on informed decisions?"
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"Well, of course."
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"Columbus thought he was in India!"
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"And did he worry about being wrong? No."
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"He just called everybody Indians."
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"And we still do it today. Why? 'Cause."
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"You want to be an American?"
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"You fill out that ballot"
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"Just like when we named this country after"
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"the fourth or fifth guy who discovered it."
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"Amerigo Vespucci. Who cares?"
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"America. That's my boy."
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"I don't. I take thousands of micro naps during the day."
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"Well, you know what?"
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"No, Lemon, what?"
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"I'm glad you never succeeded in turning me into you."
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"Because I would rather lose with my head held high..."
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"Partly because when I have it down it looks like this..."
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"Than win the wrong way."
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"To be perfectly honest, I don't like Mitt Romney."
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"The man doesn't drink."
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"How does he let a moment land?"
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"But I'm not going to allow those feelings"
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"Think of the children, Jack."
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"Where would that kid be today?"
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"Maybe we should ask him."
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"Boston. 1968."
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"Later, ma!"
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"I'm goin' down the park to play ball!"
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"I sure love America."
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"Almost as much as I love chowder!"
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"I'm sorry, are you trying to make"
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"one of your emotional appeals to me?"
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"Oh, my God, it's future me!"
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"Lemon, this kind of sentimental nonsense"
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"who didn't cry at Field of Dreams,"
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"not even when the bank"
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"failed to recoup its investment in the farm."
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"Fine. Enjoy your president. I'm moving to France."
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