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Clips from 30 Rock - There's No I in America (S07E07)

"Except I can't get a decent iced tea there. Forget it."
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"Everyone ask to vote immediately."
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"- Thanks for coming by. - Okay."
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"Williams!"
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"Williams, I need you to call it for Obama right now."
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"Remember that time you got a haircut,"
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"and I was the first person to say,"
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""someone got a haircut"? You owe me!"
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"Pete, you know we don't do that."
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"Is this about Maria?"
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"It's not gonna happen this year."
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"He's wrong. It's gonna be 2008 all over again."
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"Remember? Hope, change,"
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"a Facebook that wasn't crawling with old, bald guys?"
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"Shut up, Pete."
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"♪ the big man won't give peace a chance ♪"
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"♪ the cobblestones, cobblestones ♪"
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"Seriously, dude, let it go. It was just one kiss."
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"Yeah."
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"If you need a kiss so bad,"
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"Don't you people get it? The kiss was Obama."
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"It was proof that things could change."
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"That night in 2008, everything felt possible,"
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"like my whole life was ahead of me."
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"I was gonna drive a sports car"
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"and say cool stuff like, "wiki-what?""
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"And none of that has happened!"
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"Nothing has changed!"
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"For Pete or America!"
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"And if we can't get that feeling back tonight,"
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"for Pete's sake, when are we ever gonna get it back?"
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"- Jenna, it's 4:30 in Florida."
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"telemarketing jobs right about now."
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"Send the tweet."
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"One sec."
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"I got caught up in this Twitter war with this stupid spam bot."
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""Screw you, donna1dsdeluge."
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"I don't need Viagra, you need Viagra!""
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"Mike Romney?"
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"Mitt. It stands for motorized intelligent technodrone termin..."
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"Excuse me."
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"Does miss Maroney have a minute?"
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"Just to sign some autographs?"
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"Look, you don't really want Jenna's autograph."
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"She's not a great role model."
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"Where is the flash on this thing?"
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"I want to send esteluge a picture,"
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"but it's too dark inside my pants."
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"No, my role model is Sara Blakely,"
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"the billionaire founder of Spanx."
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"She's a genius."
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"It's just kid's bike shorts for fatties."
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"I'm gonna sell these on eBay."
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"Well, it's always nice to meet a young entrepreneur."
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"You know, when I was a boy,"
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"I used to go to Fenway and sell my urine."
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"For fans to throw at Mickey Mantle."
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"You'll be happy to know"
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"Between you and me, Mitt Romney's going to win."
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"But people haven't voted yet."
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"Shauna, this will be a good lesson for you."
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"That's up to important people"
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"like corporations and celebrities."
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"This year, Jenna Maroney is picking the president."
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"Ah, got it."
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"She is?"
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"Today, Jenna is the most important person in America."
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"Wow. Maybe she should be my role model."
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"I'm just saying, if I stop saving for business school"
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"and started saving for implants,"
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"I could be just like her."
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"Okay, Jack."
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"Now, what should I tweet about Ron Mee?"
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"Wait, he's not Asian, is he?"
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"Hey."
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"I wasn't watching cute little kitten videos,"
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"I was watching pornography."
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"Who put these sleepy kitten videos on here?"
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"Tracy, are you still banned from Twitter?"
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"For life. So you know, a couple more months."
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"You must have a lot of bad jokes about deceased celebrities"
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"I don't know where I live, lady."
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"If I got you back on Twitter,"
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"how quickly could you get kicked off again?"
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"Less if I count genocide as celebrities."
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"Okay, well, you're getting back on on Jenna's account."
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"No, I can't do that to my dear friend and co-worker"
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"No, Tracy, Jenna Maroney."
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"- Cool. - Okay."
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"All I have to do is figure out Jenna's password."
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"How 'bout "me69"?"
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"Oh, Tracy, no."
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"But Dick Clark wasn't."
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"Then what? Someday maybe we elect a wheelchair guy?"
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"Okay, great, but not fun."
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"Look, Pete, this isn't 2008."
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"Hey, sugar lips."
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"Let's make like a black magazine and Jet."
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"What's up, guy?"
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"Thanks for keeping my lady warm"
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"Come on, baby."
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"'Cause I always find a parking spot."
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"- You're him. - That's right, pops."
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"I'm Peter horn."
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"And all night."
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"Well, well,"
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"well, well, well, well, well,"
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"well... Nope, that's too many "Wells.""
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"I'm gonna reenter."
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"Just spit it out, Lemon."
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"I stole a page from your playbook, Jack."
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"I used Tracy, I committed cyber crime,"
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"I got Jenna kicked off Twitter before she could endorse Romney."
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"Deviousness? I guess two can play at that game."
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"Just like most games."
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"And now you're smiling"
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"because you're gonna try to tell me"
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"that this was your plan all along."
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""Oh, I turned you into me, Lemon."
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"It was my plan all along.""
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