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Clips from 30 Rock - There's No I in America (S07E07)

"it's gonna be to build a better country for Jenna Maroney."
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"Jenna, this is a really big deal."
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"I agree."
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"put a pro-Jenna president in the White House."
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"Someone who respects the human fetus"
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"and recognizes its value as a hair volumizer."
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"You have 24 hours, then we'll all meet back here,"
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"and you present your cases."
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"Maybe I'll ask questions."
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"Like debate?"
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"Like debarge? I love debarge!"
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"No, Jenna, I said..."
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"I love debarge too, Jenna."
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"Point Jack. Looks like you have some work to do, Liz."
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"30 Rock S07 Ep05 - There's no I in America"
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"Mr. Jordan, it's here."
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"- It's finally here! - What is?"
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"because Reverend Gary said choosing is a sin,"
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"but then Reverend Todd said, "Reverend Gary is dead."
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"Long live Reverend Todd," so here we are!"
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"Good for you, K-Rock."
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"Voting is a great American tradition"
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"like laziness, or, uh..."
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"Eh... I'm so excited!"
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"I mean, the Parcells have been in this country"
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"since we went berserk and murdered everybody at Roanoke,"
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"Like how you must've felt four years ago"
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"when you finally got to vote for a president who looks like you."
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"Black Shrek ran for president?"
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"No, sir. Obama."
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"I forgot about that half-nerd."
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"I guess I was a little "too soon" with Andy Griffith."
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"What did you say?"
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"I can't un-hear it. I can't un-hear it!"
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"Happy Election Eve! Obama 2012."
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"The first African-American president"
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"Remember how fun it was in 2008?"
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"Come on, we'll have a party, watch the returns,"
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"maybe invite the security guards."
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"Oh, my God. Is this about Maria?"
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"Barack Obama is elected to be the next president"
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"of the United States of America."
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"America!"
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"That whole night was a one-time thing, Pete."
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"No one's gonna get that psyched a second time."
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"Why not? It's like when you do karaoke and everyone's like,"
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"You knew all the words,""
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"and then you put it on again"
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"and everyone leaves because no one can top it."
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"That's what this is gonna be like."
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"Four more years!"
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"Four more years!"
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"Okay, Jack."
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"I was hoping that we could get through this "campaign""
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"without going negative."
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"I agree."
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"like "without" and "negative.""
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"Uhhuh."
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"but let's look at the facts."
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"In 2011, Liz said..."
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"The same polyps Jenna had prayed for."
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"And what does Liz say when she's behind closed doors?"
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"Really, Liz?"
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"Research indicates that that ad is polling"
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"You know Jenna's a liberal, Jack."
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"She's a slut monster,"
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"and one of gay America's top hags."
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"You trick people into voting against their own interests,"
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"and then you sell them out at the drop of a hat."
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"First of all, I have never dropped a hat in my life."
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"And don't be so sure about Jenna's politics."
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"She's aging, mean, and rich. That sounds republican to me."
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"Jenna is overly sensitive, prone to hysteria,"
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"in three different deserts, pro gun control."
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"She is one of us."
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"Unbelievable."
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"Seven years I've been mentoring you,"
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"Herstrionics."
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"Since you've known me, I've been right about no less"
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"than everything always, yet you persist"
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"in this impotent emotional weltanschauung."
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"And it's not just politics."
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"For instance, I bet you bought those hideous shoes"
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"for some emotional reason."
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"For every pair you buy, they give a pair to a child"
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"that was forced to work in the factory that makes these shoes."
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"I'm the one who's in a stable relationship, Jack."
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"I like my job,"
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"and I am one punch away from getting"
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"a free deviled egg at that cool new deviled egg place."
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"So maybe you should let me rub off on you."
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"You wish, you pervert."
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"Let me leave you with this, Jack."
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"You may have your dirty tricks,"
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"but don't ever underestimate me when it comes to..."
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"It's my gynecologist."
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"Doctor, thank you for calling me back."
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"Did anyone leave a bag of Burger King in your office?"
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"Local ballot initiatives."
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"Proposition one"
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"empowers the Mayor of Stone Mountain to perform"
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"necessary repairs on the town's historic clock tower."
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"Oh, that old clock tower."
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"Nobody knows what it's counting down to."
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"Well, I want to vote yes,"
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"but how do I know that's the right thing to do?"
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"Well, what do the pro/con statements say?"
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"Okay, writing in favor is Mayor Debbie herself."
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"Hey! I'm gonna take the clock apart myself"
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"then put it back together."
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"I wanna see how it works."
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"Lemme do it!"
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"She makes some good points."
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"by the hermit what lives in the clock tower."
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"Ain't nobody touch my clock."
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"It's my wife, and it's where I do my sniperin'."
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"Now I don't know what to think."
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"Voting is a big responsibility."
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"To this day, I have to live with the fact"
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"that I cast the deciding vote"
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